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2014

26

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

I’ve been the gym at least once in my lifetime…and it did not look like this…but if it did, I can safely say I would have taken up fitness over drinking, because it turns out skinny bitches from drug addiction and malnourishment is far less hot that a bitch with a tight body…that works for that body…and that takes care of that body…even if the fit bitch is too alert and energized to be taken advantage of all high on protein shakes and green juices rather than sedatives to come down for cocaine…

All this to say, Iza Goulart almost inspires me to get healthy, but instead makes me just want to jerk off to work out videos like it was the 80s and they were the only think on TV…in a simpler time before porn.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

26

Mar

Anja Rubik in a Music VIdeo of the Day

Apparently this is model Anja Rubik getting into the music scene, because models are generally coked up party girls and making music is very fucking easy to do now, thanks to computers, even in Poland where she’s from…

Now sure, she doesn’t look like a smoke and mirror done up Victoria’s Secret model, but she is one…She’s also shown her tits for fashion so many times SHE’S GOT HER OWN SECTION ON THE SITE

I find this career move refreshing, because modelling is some seriously dumb shit…

And here are pics of her modelling for Peter Hahn Collection…which is some real boring shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2014

26

Mar

Nina Agdal in OP Campaign of the Day

I don’t find Nina Agdal hot…I mean sure she’s got a good body, but so many girls have good bodies, it’s the fucking 2010s, girls take care of themselves, I see that shit on Instagram, they all want to be Nina Agdal level of celebrity, even if this OP campaign is really the only thing Nina Agdal’s got paid for in a while…you see everyone thinks these models make millions, but they don’t, because so many other girls want to be them, so for years and years they work for free or for very little until becoming a name, like Nina Agdal that people hire because she’s got a fan base like you…

Meaning…she probably makes 250k a year, which is good for someone to walk around in a bikini once or twice a month, but not good enough to make her not groupie for people like Adam Levine, the worst human ever, who she wasn’t even good enough for, making her real bottom of the barrel trash, but here she is in some behind the scenes bullshit..

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

26

Mar

Federica Torti in a Bikini of the Day

It turns out that I will put up pictures of any attention seeking hooker the paparazzi takes pics of – as long as they are in a bikini….

Her name is Federica Torti and apparently she’s an Italian Showgirl…who I guess George Clooney didn’t sign in as a beard to hide his homosexuality, but who is as important as the last Italian hooker he took Hollywood, at least she must be since the paparazzi are taking pics of her in a bikini..right?

Who cares, she has a hot body and does cartwheels, I’m into half naked attention seeking circus clowns from other countries.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Federica Torti

2014

26

Mar

Dog in Elevator of the Day

I hate seeing idiots in Elevators with Dogs…unless the bitch getting choked out is a Kardashian…then I am okay with their leashes getting caught in the elevator doors. BUt when it’s a dog, because dogs are more human than people, and it happens because of an idiot owner, it is upsetting…the good news is that it seemed to walk away fine, and the only injured one was the owner…

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

While Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were consciously uncoupling to raise their Apple in a broken home, blaming it’s little brat self for mommy and daddy not loving each other…

I was talking to a pornstar about her first double vaginal scene….because they do exist and they are weird and gay as fuck….

Here are some links

So North West Pulled a Ray J on Kayne Like He Was Kim
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Bella Thorne Modeling
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War Veteran from the Future
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The Worst thing you Will See Today
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10 Most Blashphemous Movies Ever
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Hookers in Bikinis
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Isabeli Fontana in Lingerie
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Some Hooker Named Caitlin O’Connor in a Bikini
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Soccer Player Wipes Snots on Kid
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So Many Hot Girls on Cam
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Some Game of Thrones Tribute Remix
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Aviator Nudity
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Mar

Late Night Erotica of the Day

It is safe to say that despite going out and drinking hard with crackhead strippers…my night didn’t end like this…in some group sex with babes like SUSIE and ANGELICA and HEIDI ….and even if it did…it would be more of a horror scene and that’s just the fucking smells that would radiate from us with our clothes off…

So the good news is that internet can fucking save me…it’s my best friend…and worst enemy and here are these three awesome babes in a foursome that probably doesn’t happen very often for the normal man, but then again, young girls are fucking sluts now…so it brings hope that dreams can come true, even if they don’t for me…

Sure the dudes are pretty horrible in this…but it still works for me – it’s 5 in the fucking morning or something…

TO SEE THE VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a big fan of girls who like breaking up marriages…you know a home wrecker fetish because I am married and it’s really my only thing I have going for me to get laid…I mean that and my hooker budget…but that doesn’t count…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sluts Tugging On Their CLothes
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Broke Up – Good
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Evolution of the Undertaker
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Dani Thorne Bikini Pics
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Kylie Jenner – Tween Prostitute in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Nina Agdal’s Nipple Slip Video
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Emma Stone Kissing Her Boyfriend Goodbye Because They are in Love
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Puff Daddy is Back
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Katy Perry Wax Figure is Creepy
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Maria Menounos and Her Fat “Greek” Loving Ass Quit Extra
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Chicks Tugging at Their Clothes
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The Best Wedding Portrait Ever
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Shakira Booty Profile
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Dare Devil Base Jumps…
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A Bunch of Babes You Will Like
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Scarlett Johansson’s at Some Movie Premiere
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Shakira at Some Album Release Party
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Anne Hathway’s Bikini Nipple In Case You Missed It
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Pam Anderson Nude in Playboy fromt eh 90s
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Rose McGowan in a See Through Dress
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Girls Bending Seductively
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Naomi Campbell on Kim and Kanye Cover
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Hilary Swank VS Paparazzi
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Nick Cannon Whiteface is Pretty Good
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Reality Star Ass in Jeans of the Day
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Wu Tang Beard is Weird as Fuck
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Gisele Bikini in Costa Rica
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Hottest Sara Jean Underwood GIFs
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Amanda Bynes Amazing Public Appearance
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Jessica Simpson Monster Legs
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Alicia Keys Fat Ass on a Jog
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Aubrey Plaza in GQ
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Golf Trick Shot
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50 Best Celeb Butts
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Luisa Zissman for Zoo UK
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Naked Yoga is Amazing
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A Bunch of Naked Glamor Models for NUTS
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Science Explains Which Dance Moves Turn On Girls
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Rosie Jones and 101 Sexiest Brunettes
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Kristen Stewart is Trashy for Chanel
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Margot Robbie and Kate Mara in GQ
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Kimberly Garner is Pretty Fucking Amazing
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Creepy Barbie Tree
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Jessica Biel in a Bikini on a Boat
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Some Paris Hilton….
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Lady Gaga Keeps on Annoying
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Porn Star Tweets
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Here Name is Gisele and She’s a Big Titty Whore
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Girl Smokes Crack With her Crack
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Fisting Of the Day
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Sluts Being Sluts
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Big Tits Finger Herself
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Some Babe Working Out and Stripping With Huge Tits
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Pool Balls in Pussy
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Drunk Girls Dyke Out at the Bar
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Learn How To Get Laid
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Mar

Tara Mackey Underwear Selfies of the Day

I am not into the top models, they are overrated, have shitty brat attitudes, only role with rockstars and when pretending the be down to earth, are really just vapid cunts who don’t know what’s really up…

I am all about the under the radar models and actresses who takes just as good a picture, if not better, who still makes a living doing it, but is just way cooler about the shit..

Her name is TARA MACKEY and

I’ve posted her BIKINI SELFIES , her BEACH PHOTOSHOOTS , her , her NUDES ALONG WITH A MUSIC VIDEO and her own brand of HAUNTING MUSIC ….but these underwear selfies are my favorite…because they make me feel like hiding under the bed watching her get ready and that is kinda my thing…

Look out for this one, she’ll be famous soon enough. I can tell.

Posted in:Tara Mackey

2014

25

Mar

Kristen Bell’s Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here is Kristen Bell giving a public service announcement about the risks of pregnancy at least in terms of what it does to you body…and this is her at a stage where she’s willing to show off her body…because the real damage done is under them bikini bottoms…I guess she thanks Dax Shepphard for that every time she fists herself with ease…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristen Bell