2014
07
Apr
This is pretty funny…So I guess there’s a rapper named Chance the Rapper…and some kid took a pic of him at the airport, tagging him, and since everyone is addicted to their phone and on social media all day, chance the rapper got notified and got the kid back…and for some reason…I find that pretty funny…even though I’m more into trolling people so hard it robs them of their souls…or at least their self confidence…
Posted in:LOLZ
2014
07
Apr
In 2008 Diesel Did a SFW XXX campaign that revolutionized advertising….
In 2009 THEY BECAME A YOUTUBE THING …
In 2014…I can’t believe I still write this site…I mean 2008 was so fucking long ago…but more importantly, the #SFWPorn joke is alive and going viral…again.
In what is nothing to new to me, or most people old enough to remember 2008, here are some pics of some SFWPorn images because they still make me laugh and I’m glad this is becoming a thing, even if it is 6 years too late.
Posted in:LOLZ
2014
07
Apr
Here’s a big breasted chick eating a Ghost Pepper for attention, like she was some crazy dude at a frat party, only with great tits, that are spilling out all over herself as she talks about how much her mouth burns, like it was one of her UTIs…after a college gang bang party….which I assume is what she does when she decides to make videos like this…and really I am a fan….
If you don’t like that – and I can’t see how you won’t like that – Here’s a drunk dude who refuses to get out of the car…getting the door prize…
Posted in:Videos
2014
07
Apr
Arianny Celeste as you probably know was some Vegas show girl or call girl who had lucked out with the right client, who ended up making her a UFC girl so that she doesn’t doesn’t have to fuck dudes for money unless she wants to…which she probably does, since that’s the retirement plan for a lot of these girls….but the nice thing about taking a whore out of the brothel, is that you can’t take the brothel out of the girl…thanks to social media where she can freely show her tits that were ironically not free.
Posted in:Arianny Celeste
2014
07
Apr
Martha Hunt is a pretty amazing model who has done some work for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess that’s what has put her on that map, but I am more interested in her quest for fame when it involves more nudity like this shoot, because I prefer to see a model’s full tit, and view as the exhibitionist, who seeks validation, because she knows she’s hot, despite all the rejection she gets from jobs that choose other models over her…because being a model, is better than being a hooker, provided she’s not a hooker…considering they are all fucking hookers.
Posted in:Martha Hunt
2014
07
Apr
2014
07
Apr
It’s my birthday, buy me stuff. My gift to you is links and stories to remind you that you don’t have it so bad, some of us are far worse off and apparently, also closer to death.
Monetary contributions to my birthday retirement fund can be made in this post’s comments.
Assuming anyone actually reads this.
Here are some stepLINKS
Complete Game of Thrones Season 1-3 Recap
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One Image That Gives the Internet’s Perspect on Russia
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Naomi Campbell is Fucking Fastbender
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Slut of the Day
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Hot Girls Gone Fishing
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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Mike Judge on Silicon Valley
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Kelly Brook’s Boyfriend Has Bigger Tits Than Her
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Very Cool Ad for the Sunday Times Culture Paper
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Kristen Stewart’s New Hair
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Shakira Defends Her Boyfriend
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The Week in Internet Foolishness
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I Want to Fuck Khloe Kardashian
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
06
Apr
A friend of mine is Nashville once told me that there are Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus lesbian sex tape and nudes that float around from musician to musician that work with them, like some kind of inside joke that never got leaked to the internet, because really if you have the pics, and have the pics, and have shown your friends the pics, why would you want to try to sell or leak the pics, to get in trouble. There’s just no point.
So I always knew that Demi Lovato was a bisexual, sex tape filming, nude photo taking, bi polar diagnosed because it’s a good excuse in entertainment kind of girl. Meaning when I saw the pics of her nude Friday, I thought I’d wait before posting them, because I just assumed everyone else didn’t give a fuck about her, but when I woke up, hungover to 10 emails about it, I figured, I’d put them up, because, I guess that’s all people expect of me.
A Disney slut, not a new concept, but rather a nude concept that I can assume is an attempt to take Miley on in the war of who’s more wild and scandalous, even though the reality is, sex tapes and nude photos, although still fun to look at, are played out.
If this was 10 years ago, people would legitimately, go nuts, but now, people, even normals who work 9-5 are getting and sending nudes all fucking day, that the fact this girl was on TV or whatever she did, makes her nudes 5% more interesting than all the nudes they’ve been getting from girls they actually know, before realizing they can actually fuck the girls they know, and the girls they know have better tits and ass than this pile of chub, because the girls they know hit the gym and try to look good for their nudes, rather than just taking nudes as an easy marketing hook.
She’s biting Wilmer Valderrama’s 40 year old lip in the pics, because their sex is so passionate, herpes filled…with remnants scents of Lohan’s Hymen.
Ultimately, who cares, we have real life to live, but still nudes and nudes on all fronts are good. Even when they are bad.
Thanks to MadamMeow for taking these pics for us.
Posted in:Demi Lovato
2014
06
Apr
Nina Agdal is hardly nude for a model hooker who gets nude for money cuz it is her job, but is a story, because it’s a cellphone pic is making me work on a Sunday….Better than the average church, but I prefer drinking on my Sundays to spending 2-5 minutes posting this.
Nina Agdal is a bikini model from “not america”. Her getting naked to get ahead is really not a new concept to her, she just normally does it for money and no cellphone pics capture the moment, because most models, at least when they are getting their start are hookers, who get flown to Dubai to get shit on by rich arabs…and the candy coated free modelling they do for Sports Illustrated is really just marketing for that part of job, the part of the job that actually pays.
Now I’m not sure Nina Agdal was ever a hooker who slept her way to anywhere, I know nothing about her, but I do know that to get selected amongst the locals in her home, probably involved a little extra push, seeing how so many girls want to get to her level of fame, and they’d do it for free…and they are hotter than her…
That’s not to say Denmark breeds model hookers, it’s to say all models are hookers….just ask Adam Levine and Leonardo who pass them around like they are…but unfortunately, don’t pass around pics of their “real work”….because seeing her fuck is better than seeing her text naked.
UPdate – apparently some dude she fucked in Miami During Ultra took this pic, and by dude in Miami she fucked, I mean she staged it.
TO SEE SOME BIKINI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2014
06
Apr
Amanda Bynes Lives, at least that’s what these bikini pics that focus on her ass are telling me. She posted them to celebrate her birthday and I guess let her fans know that she’s ok, but that she’s still hip hop and rockin’ some ghetto booty, no matter how hard they institutionalize her.
I am a fan of her work, and this kind of comeback tour, because sometimes a girl showing her ass to her people, whether she’s a train wreck for attention or not, is a beautiful thing.
I want to save Amanda Bynes…with my mouth.
TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Amanda Bynes
