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2014

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes eating tacos with lesbians is just eating tacos with lesbians but not actually having a death match to see who eats pussy better…and I find that tragic.

IT’s the weekend, which would mean something if you weren’t an unemployed pathetic loser, where everyday is the weekend, or an anti social weirdo who doesn’t leave the fucking house.

Here are some steplinks…

James Franco Is Funny When Defending Being a Se Offender
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Mirror Selfies…
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Kate Moss Bikini
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Top 10 George Bush is a Decent Artist
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Mandy Moore LIVES
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Slut of the Day
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Top 10 Instagrams of the Week
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Paige Butcher Bikini Pics
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Creepiest Dying Dad Ever
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Jennifer Lopez Booty
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This Guy is Committed to the Moustache
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Leslie Mann Grabbing Cameron Diaz’s Ass
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Amazing Security Footage of a UPS Dude…
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The Miley Cyrus Porn Parody is Pretty Great
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So THere is a Hole Reunion
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Joss Stone Topless
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Tour British Isles
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Kaley Cuoco Cosmo
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Dude Gets Pushed Through the Wall at the Gym
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Rosalind Lipsett Modelbombing!
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April Summers Bikini
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Derek Jeter Doesn’t Let People Rob Kids of Baseballs
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Kirsten Dunst this Bitches Should Stay in the Kitchen
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Interesting Performance that They Claim will Inspire…
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini
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Greatest Match from Wrestlemania
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Facts That Sound Like Lies
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Jessica Hart Photoshoot
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Drunk People Gifs
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Lady Gaga Ass in Public
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Lana Del Rey is Wet
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101 Best Models to Follow on Instagram
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Kristen Stewart Marie Claire
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Coco Promoting Butt Plugs
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Miranda Kerr Wants to Bang Chicks for Attention
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Someone Stole Madonna’s Underwear
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Kate Moss Bikini
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17 Uncomfortable Game of Thrones Moments
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Nice Light Stretch
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Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez Continue
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Lohan Claims She was Supposed to be in Avengers
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Chicks Vacuuming Outside
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Jennifer Aniston Monster
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Glitch in the Matrix…Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hot Japanese Girls Playing Baseball
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I can’t even tell you what these amazing girls I doing, You Just Have to Check For Yourself.
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Cameraman in a Squirting Incident
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Sluts Stripping Together….
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Some Chick in the Pool Topless
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Cucumber to Cervix
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Naked Chicks Singing
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Naked Girl by the Sea
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Naked / Dildo / Amateur Selfies
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Bonnie Rotten’s Directorial Debut Exclusive
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Apr

Another Amazing Video of the Day

It happened. Here’s another great fucking video to hit the internet today…

Some days, nothing, today all kinds of greatness. I don’t know why, maybe I am seeing brightness in life, or maybe the gutter of society make me feel good, like this chick or dude or whatever it is in the subway being a fucking hero…sure it’s not that arrousing, or the kind of ass I would jerk off to or bury my face in if I was on the subway with her, but it’s the kind of ass I would bring everywhere, to make it do this, like a party trick and that alone makes me feel what must be love.

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Apr

DrunkenSweatshop on Some Czech Babe by Jako of the Day

We have a friend in the Czech Republic named JAKO …and what he has taught us from his photography is that there are a lot of pretty spectacular girls in the Czech Republic, who are willing to get naked and half naked for him, because I guess the amazing girls there, are into that shit, but my knowledge of the Czech Republic is limited to the porn industry, so maybe my perspective is a little off. But we still sent him DRUNKENSWEATSHOP Gear to put on some girls…and this is what he sent us…so exotic, my face has never looked that good on a chest, but would look better…in her panties…

Visit JAKO’S TUMBLR

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVES

2014

04

Apr

Keri Russell Sex Scene of the Day

I wonder how many virgin losers are masturbating to this Keri Russell sex scenes from her new TV show, who have been waiting for Keri Russell to crawl out of irrelevance since Felicity, her one hit wonder got cancelled…versus how many virgin losers are mad this has happened 10 years too late, after husbands and kids, when this should have been a scene in Felicity, because it would have made their virgin loser existence less depression…an existence that has manifesting into even deeper sadness and desperation, unless of course they’ve made nerd money, in which case they won’t sue, but rather have hot gold digging pussy to attend to, forgetting they ever watched this smut.

Posted in:Keri Russell

2014

04

Apr

The Best Video I have Ever Seen Ever of the Day

It happened.

I just experienced The Best Video I have Ever Seen Ever….

I don’t think there will ever be a video quite as magical as this.

It just can be possible, the world is that good.

But it did make this and this just revolutionized my life.

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Apr

Miley Cyrus Cries During a Performance of the Day

I don’t know why I find girls crying…whether alone in the bottom of a shower, or outside of a bar while drunk, or even while performing in front of thousands of people…highly erotic.

I think it is because I am in tune with my emotions and respect a woman who can really bring out hers, because as you know women never cry….or maybe, just maybe, it is because crying, despite being a natural release, is the gateway to being a broken, battered and letting all that pent up repressed sadness from self-hatred through a sex tape, amazingness.

Highlight of the day.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

04

Apr

Kate Mara VS Cameron Diaz in Glamour UK of the Day

Here are pics of Kate Mara and Cameron Diaz from the same magazine, in a feature I like to call model wars, it’s like “Bitch get your own magazine”…or like “Bitch, you can’t hang”…or like “bitch, keep on trying I do it better, cuz I got the cover”…or “Bitch, this magazine is only big enough for one of us”…or “get out of here yungin, I’m Cameron Diaz”…

I don’t know if these bitches are really that catty, but it’d be nice if there were more death matches to really show us how committed they are to their fame, success, and being the top of their game…

It would make all the money they make justified.

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Kate Mara

2014

04

Apr

Charlotte Carey is Amazing in Clash Magazine of the Day

I don’t know anything about Charlotte Carey, other than that she’s not Jim Carrey’s daughter, but she might be Drew Carey and Mariah Carey after having incest sex kid, because she is from LA and LA is where rich and famous people have babies..

I do know that she’s been modelling for a while, and in that modelling she shows her tits, which makes her pretty fucking fantastic by my standards, even though all models show their tits, it’s part of the job, and even if it wasn’t, tits aren’t a big deal, they are just tits, and not like them shoving things in their assholes, but I guess I am old school and like seeing tits.

So Charlotte Carey….I’ve seen your tits. Fascinating.

Artsy.

Posted in:Charlotte Carey

2014

04

Apr

Izabel Goulart Booty Shot of the Day

Izabel Goulart is pretty fucking alright…sure she has a man face and is ripped so hard you’d think that she was a Brazilian tranny working the street corner in some sex tourism sting operation…but those legs, and that ass, that only come with being tall as fuck and addicted to fitness justify her lingerie modelling career, you know one of the trannies, if she is even a tranny, who you would fuck, because trannys, despite you hating their dicks and their balls, sometimes have some winning features, especially when those dicks and balls are turned away from us…not that Iza is a tranny, but I guess all girls who do a lot of fitness with hard faces, kinda look like they are…

Either, way..this isn’t a tranny debate, with myself, because no one is listening, it’s a celebration of a booty pic on the internet. Yay.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

04

Apr

Shakira Shows Her Bra at the Voice of the Day

It is safe to say that The Voice was sent here from hell to brainwash the kids into liking Adam Levine and buying more of his records, because his songs aren’t on the radio enough as it is…his horrible demon songs that I think are the cause of school shootings and all bad in the world…

That said, when Christina is on a break losing weight, the blonde tits on the show are Shakira, and here she is showing her breasts that were once small and humble, that I am not confusing for mountains…

What a slut…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If that’s not enough THE VOICE marketing, here’s Christina Milian who at some point was on the Voice as their host or some shit…and now she’s naked in bed…

What a slut…

Posted in:Shakira