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2014

08

Apr

Sara Sampaio Desperate Model Act of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model…

Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches.

“Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

08

Apr

Bubble Porn is Making a Comeback of the Day

I am 95 percent sure I have seen this video before, but with being an alcoholic with mental health issue comes a very grey area of what is real, what is fantasy, what I’ve seen, what I think I’ve said, what I’ve told people, things I done, always very fucking confusing…so maybe I read this, or maybe the internet spews out the same shit all the time…but sometimes the shit it spews, like “bubble porn”…is worth revisiting..because making porn out of an innocent act…is kinda one thing I am into, maybe even one thing I am good at and truly passionate about.

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s not my birthday anymore, but it feels as depressing as if it still is.

Here are some morning Links…that you will love more than I hate myself…not that I actually hate myself, I’m hardly that interesting to have any emotions about…I just like to say I’m suckin’ at life but still living better than you…sucks to be you…

Girls Tugging on Their Clothes
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Jean Claude Van Damme and His Original Predator Suit…Hilarious
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10 Creepy Love Notes That WilL Never Get You Laid
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Greatest April Fool’s Prank
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The Miley Fan of the Day
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Ana Braga Nips
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Lady Gaga Makes the Paparazzi Photoshop Her Pics
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These Girls Are Out of Control…In a Very Very Sexy Way….
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Paige Butcher Still on the Beach…
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Apparently it is the Summer of Scarlett Johansson
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Apr

Topless McDonald’s Superstar of the Day

I am very into the McDonald’s employee commentary of a topless bitch going nuts in her McDonald’s trashing the store topless…because I guess McDonalds genetically modified food makes girls go nuts…but that isn’t too crazy to takes a minute to make herself an ice cream cone.

This is up on some weirdness, that I don’t know the back story of, but love the entire story of, because let’s face it, topless girls gone nuts…getting all destructive are exiting, it almost reminds me of my sex life, with less broken.

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s my birthday – I’ve spent my day drunk on mourning my failures – and crying my way into a new year…remembering how great it is that I am another year closer to death…in theory…but more importantly, another year less advanced than I was the year before…who needs cake when you have self hatred…and strippers….Happy birthday to me. Buy me stuff.

Here are some stepLINKS

Big Fucking Tits
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RIP Peaches Geldof
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Amanda Bynes Bikini…
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Best Church Sign Ever
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Eddie Murphey’s Daughter’s Booty
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Jewel’s Big Tits…
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Emma Stone Talking Love With Spiderman is Good Marketing
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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Britney Spears Panty Flash
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The Prince Versus the Thong Man…
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15 Amazing Bootlegged Toys
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19 FUnny Youtube Comments
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Taylor Swift Has a Tight Body
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Slut of the Night.
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Herd of ELK in Montana
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Lady Gaga as The Joker
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Ashley Tisdale Pumping Gas
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Candice Swanepoel is Ok
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Lindsay Lohan Admits She’s Relapsed For Ratings
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Urban Dog Sledding is Pretty Cool
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Creepy Dude Tweeting Pornstars
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Girls in Sports Bras
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The Girls of Game of Thrones
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Bar Refaeli Gifs
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Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Thailand
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Mass Incarceration in the USA
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Why Finding Things in the Indian Ocean is Hard
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People are Really into Anna Kendrick’s SNL Monologue
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Things That Disney Characters that Would be Creepy if You Did Them
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A Man With Superhero Power
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Some Topless Glamour Model
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Drunk Shenanigans Go Bad
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Cat Rolls and Unrolls Toilet Paper
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Kate Middleton Panty Flash
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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Deep Throats a Sex Toy
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TOpless CUP Song
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Worst Babysitter Ever
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Scariest Orgasm Ever
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Naked Wonder Woman
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Some Girl Lotions Up Her Boobs
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Apr

Sara Malakul Lane Flashing Cars of the Day

There has been a lot of death today, from Mickey Rooney who was 93 and still had boyish good looks, to Peaches Geldof, who was way too young to die, to comedian John Penette, who made a living off fat jokes, but who is now no longer living…

So I figured, I’d post these instagram videos of Sara Malakul Lane – Killing It…

You see what I did there? She’s one of my favorite girls to follow on Instagram, actress, and big breasted Sara Malakul Lane…straight from the sex tourism fuelled Thailand…even though she’s been in America and is American….that doesn’t change the fact that she’s comfortable level of immigrant…and an even more comfortably busty…

I don’t know what these are for..but I know I want to scratch and sniff and lick them…before getting them pregnant…before realizing how pathetic sex with a computer screen is…

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

07

Apr

Barbara Palvin’s Heroin Dance for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen at least coming from some model who was the patsy in a Justin Bieber Sex Scandal.

She’s shooting for the homie Jason Lee Parry, who is the next Terry Richardson, in terms of being famous for taking pics of babes, and not for cumming on random girls faces…and this is some Behind the Scenes hustle, that makes me realize that models can be funny and aren’t always vapid, useless, famewhores with no souls…

Here are some pics of an unrelated shoot of her, cuz she’s nice.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2014

07

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude on the Beach of the Day

You know what I like…Edita Vilkeviciute or any model…flashing the paparazzi her vagina after changing on a beach she’s prancing around topless on, even if I’ve seen her tits already, even if tits aren’t a big deal and are really just tits, even when they are great tits, because I prefer seeing a girls nipples, than not seeing her nipples, especially when those nipples come with hipster model bush…my favorite kind of bush…all this to say…Edita Vilkeviciute is a lot of fun.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

07

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Bikini on a Swan of the Day

Kaley Cuoco rode an inflatable swan harder than she rode John Ritter the day he died of a hard attack on set of the show they worked on before she got implants…and she decided to post the pics to celebrate…after she got implants that from this angle don’t look like implants, but that maybe I am just blinded by the stupid this shit radiates…who knows….

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

07

Apr

TOP 9 Miley Cyrus Performing in NYC of the Day

Sure they all look the same, but here are the best 9 pics of her show in NYC…that you can masturbate to, if you’re not bored of Miley Cyrus like the rest of the fucking world.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus