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2014

08

Apr

Miley Cyrus for Elle of the Day

There’s something pretty weird about someone like Miley posing for a magazine, in some fashion shoot, all hipster wearing clothes and being subtle, I mean is she trying to fool us into thinking she’s a serious boy wonder and her stage show is just a show, while at home, she is more covered up, you know with a jacket over her leotard, rather than her leotard jacked up her twat…

I don’t know how I feel about her, I’m over it, she’s got as far as she can and now everything she does is boring. She’s like a porn chick who’s already done anal scene before getting started, there’s nothing to work towards…but I’ll post this nonsense anyway….

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2014

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I hate endorsing Kim Kardashian, but the reality is she’s so big and famous, and that’s just her ass, that anything I say about her really has no impact on her success or not…I just feel like her show, even if it was a great marketing play for the family, gives young girls horrible, useless idols to look up to and aspire to be, perpetuating the world of dumb that Paris Hilton started before her, even thought these girls work, hustle, and know exactly what they are doing with every fucking move they make, yes, I just called the Kardashians smart, I mean they’d have to be to become such a huge empire….So many girls before her and after her have done sex tapes that have done nothing…so it’s all about how these people spun it, but don’t tell aspiring young porn addicted girls that doing a sex tape won’t get them famous like a Kardashian, that life lesson is the best thing Kim K has done for the perverts of the world…besides getting into a bikini to show off her ridiculous ass…I mean…really ridiculous ass…because this mystery of modern science we call a butt implant…is magical when positioned like this…even knowing all the shit that has gone in and out of it over the years..I’m all about it…as much as I hate to admit that….

TO SEE THE THONG ASS BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

08

Apr

Rumer Willis In Some Behind The Scenes Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know if Rumer Wills got plastic surgery, but the fact that this potato head is kinda turning me on, is fucking with my head, because being the asshole that I am, I have devoted a small percentage of my life work to making fun of her and more importantly, Demi Moore’s pussy for breeding such a weird looking creature, that apparently when you put in front of a good photographer, who eliminates her not so photogenic face…makes her look like a magical thing, almost like her mom when she did Striptease and you found yourself jerking off to her…forgetting she was the little boy who saw dead people in Ghost…

Either way…here are the pics and they are pretty good.

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2014

08

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Back to Her Old Tricks of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is up to her old tricks…and by tricks I mean…TRICK…

You see she got her start as a girl on a Kanye video who had sex with Kanye after the Kanye video who Kanye would ship around to various places to continue to have sex with her…at least that’s what I’ve been told…and she leveraged that into posing nude for a bunch of magazines, because magazines like nude models with awesome tits, they don’t require the models to be tall, hot or talented, just nude and then she booked the blurred lines video, where she was also nude, and shit went viral because of it’s horrible catchiness that every radio show owned by the record companies put on repeat…

Then she booked Sports Illustrated, made a lot of money, and the fast paced internet world doesn’t care about her anymore, she’s not hot enough to be interesting, and so she decided to get back to titty modelling, because lets face it, it worked the first time…

I’m not a hater, she’s just a horrible, egotistical person.

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2014

08

Apr

Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

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I can stare at the Britney Spears panty flash pic for hours, like a kid who just got his hands on a new video game, or teen boy in the 80s who just found his dad’s playboy, you know a whole getting lost in the wonderment of the whole thing…the fantasy and the unanswered questions…the curiosities of whatever adventure lies ahead of us…like the stains, the rashes, the confusing doors…the skin folds…the unshowered toilet paper remnants…

It feels like it was a long time ago, when Britney Spears panty flashes would have been something you masturbated…because it was a long time ago..now she’s some mom in her 30s who is controlled by her parents like a crazy person because she makes them money and is their puppet that makes them money…makes sense to me…exploit the youth…that is no longer youth cuz it buys purdy things…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

08

Apr

Married Congressman Making Out And Other Videos of the Day

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You’ve probably seen this already, Rep. Vance McAllister has been in congress for less than 6 months, and he’s already been caught making out with a staffer, despite being married, because the idiot forgot about security cameras…if you’re gonna cheat, do it in a field in the middle of no where, especially if you’re in politics…

If you don’t like that, here’s a disabled dude getting robbed…

If you don’t like that…here’ the original hipster with his hipster beard…not giving a fuck because giving a fuck is not very hipster…

Here’s my kind of girl…totally behaving like a normal person…I think I am in love….

Smokin’ Bed Bugs to Get High…Next level….

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2014

08

Apr

Cassandra Dawn is Rockin’ her Bikini of the Day

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Cassandra Dawn is a nicely tanned exotic looking angel sent from heaven that posted a few pictures of her in a bikini reminding us that our lives fucking suck…because we don’t live in a place where girls are in bikinis and if we do…we are probably not with those girls in a bikini because we can’t spend our days with girls in bikinis, because girls don’t like us…but at the same time her bikini brings us hope of a better tomorrow, because girls like her exist…

I was talking to some homeless person the other day, as I do, because they are really understand how the world works in a schizophrenic, even autism way…by throwing away all that convention like paying taxes, and having job, or a house, or food…and I was telling him he should leave Canada homelessness to hit up homelessness in Florida or California, where it is hot and there are bikini babes, and he told me that was his plan when he retired…a story that has nothing to do with Cassandra Dawn in a bikini…but that confused the hell out of me.

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2014

08

Apr

Jennifer Aniston Monster of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston always looks like this to me. Everyone, and by everyone I mean a handful of people with nothing better to discuss than Jennifer Aniston’s transformative role in some new movie, despite being a horrible actor to begin with, but hollywood spews nonsense and hollywood fans buy into it…perpetuating this horrible horrible world…

But for the last 5 years, despite her solid tits and hard nipples, this is all I saw when I saw Aniston playing the love interest or sex symbol in movies…Some old, saggy faced, overrated actress, who should be replaced with someone who isn’t 100 years old…because as fun as old ladies trying to be young girls since they can’t get pregnant cuz they removed their uterus for their career, I see similar women all the time, because I guess it’s a trend for moms to compete with their teen daughters for who has a nicer ass, it always has a nice level of pathetic, but not as much pathetic as I really want, because she’s probably worth 100 million dollars thanks to doing this shit and I guess that means the jokes on us…I mean look at this face…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

08

Apr

Gigi Hadid Brings the Rich Girl Selfie of the day

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Gigi Hadid is some Malibu barbie rich kid with everything available to her, but instead of pursuing a career achieving greatness, whether it is with a Ivy League education, that leads to her curing cancer, or with philanthropy since she doesn’t have to work, like breast feeding AIDS babies with no moms because their moms died of aids, or whatever it is that rich people do in their rich people life to feel less guilty about being rich people..

But instead she seeks fame, and being half naked, modelling for free, just to get out there, and more importantly, taking selfies of herself in panties…for the fans she’s basically bought to feed her ego..

I think modelling is dumb as fuck, and there’s so much more to be done in the world, than giving a narcissistic princess more attention because her Range Rover on her 16th birthday just wasn’t enough….but at the same time, I like looking at panties, even dumb as fuck panties that go up to bitch’s nipples…

I guess when your life is glamour like this, you need to be a rich kid, because poor people are too busy trying to pay the fucking rent to be working’ it for free.

I don’t hate, I just think it’s funny that of all things, this is what she chooses, what kind of person does that make her…clearly a half naked one who thinks she’s hot, because she kind of is.

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2014

08

Apr

Scarlett Johansson for May’s Vanity Fair of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson is pregnant with her first kid, I assume it was a planned thing, that’s why she’ booked as many jobs as possible, did the press for all those jobs, as a form of banking her money for time she may want to take off, not that she doesn’t have a ton of money, but it is always good to get more, before banging yourself into what may finally put you over the edge as a chubby girl, now with a mom body, who no one cares about because your raspy voice is always the same in every fucking movie…so in her last hurrah, like she was Megan Fox or another mom who hasn’t been able to make a comeback since her vagina was shredded, because let’s face it, they are both equally not talented, and both equally overhyped, from the same era…thus old…

Here are some cleavage pics from May Vanity Fair…

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