Wild Pigs Attacking the Chinese who Eat Them…
The Shovel Dance…
A Husky Grooming a Cat While a Pomeranian Humps
Cops Take Down Annoying Protestor
Rich Kids Surfing…
Posted in:Videos
2014
01
Apr
Wild Pigs Attacking the Chinese who Eat Them…
The Shovel Dance…
A Husky Grooming a Cat While a Pomeranian Humps
Cops Take Down Annoying Protestor
Rich Kids Surfing…
Posted in:Videos
2014
01
Apr
There’s been some constant debates that Gisele is actually a dude and that is why she got Fired from Victoria’s Secret, staged a couple pregnancies, and hid Tom Brady’s homosexuality, because no one likes gays in pro sports, at least not in the era when Tom Brady and Gisele got married, it makes the anal sex in the shower after the game for team initiation actually gay and not fun, playful and part of team building, passed down by child rapist coaches for generation…but I am believer that she’s just got a man face, and some higher than average testosterone, because that’s how a mom gets a fit, ripped body…I mean..that and photoshop..
Apparently, these pics are a big deal, a preview of a swimwear campaign from H&M to come…despite swimwear campaigns being played the fuck out now that girls at home are taking these pics of themselves and looking almost as good, on instagram…I’ll post it anyway…
Posted in:Gisele Bundchen
2014
01
Apr
Here’s a pretty interesting concept for those of you who are into sick, injured, broken down women who are too weak to run because their immune systems are compromised, they are physically broken, or they are on some medical equipment…but it’s not a fetish shoot for a porn site, this shit is just some fashion nudity…that is shot by a photographer named Gibson Fox, from what I can find, part of som FEEL THE FUTURE collective….and the The models are: Kathleen McGonigle, Ebony Gallant, Rowena Xi Kang, Eilika Meckbach and Newsha Syeh…I’ve never heard of any of them, but they remind me that there busloads of girls willing to get naked for a photoshoot because that’s the dream, you know, to be top tier so you can find a rich husband…it’s better than working as a bar tender and every bitch has an ego that speaks to that…and the subject of this speaks to me because just the other day I was convincing a girl who got surgery removing part of her intestine to use her wound and a fourth vagina, you know when actual vagina, ass and mouth are being used….but maybe I’m the real sick one…
Posted in:Editorial
2014
01
Apr
Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis….
The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through….
Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be…
And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.
Here’s her see through to nipples to keep you excited you geriatric loving weirdo…
Posted in:Kate Upton
2014
01
Apr
Yesterday, I posted THE TOP 100 PICTURES FROM ULTRA 2014 …in honour of the death I senses from DJ and House Music pioneer Frankie Knuckles.
But in doing the Top 100 pictures from Ultra, I didn’t really dig all that deep, and probably should have called it the first 100 pictures of girls in bikinis from Ultra, because spending that much time on a scene I think is fucking 9-5 peasant shit, you know straight out of a bad movie…filled with people living trying to relive an era that I hated even during the era…
And apparently, I missed the ONLY picture that mattered from Ultra, of a girl peeing on some passed out dude’s face.
I can’t see stream, but I believe what I am told so here it is. .
Posted in:Ultra2014
2014
01
Apr
Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s the Irish bikini model a lot of people have been talking about recently. It turns out she’s got a pretty good sense of humor, especially knowing it was April Fool’s, where she decided while on set of a bikini photoshoot, to give a construction worker on a construction site a little bikini runway show and his reaction, like all Migrant workers was “I hope she’s not immigration department trying to deport me using long legged half naked girls”….that and “my wife I was forced to marry to import into America doesn’t look like this, but she will when I stick it in her tonight, thanks for the memories Rosalind”….
They call this video Model Bombing, because you have to be a model to video bomb like this, and thanks to Instagram, I guess that means everyone can do it, #NewTrend….
Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett
2014
01
Apr
Want to know the worst thing about April Fool’s Day? April fucking Fool’s day. It’s like every motherfucker is trying to be funny, without realizing that for some of us, everyday is a fucking joke.
That’s why I wanted to stay in bed all day, but then my wife decided to stay in bed all day, her diabetes be acting up, just not enough to put me out of my misery.
Here are some stepLINKS while you prank your idiot friends in efforts to find purpose in your shitty fucking unfilled life.
Cara Delevingne Makes Out With Michelle Rodriguez Dressed like Fresh Prince
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Girls Pulling At Their Clothes
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Some Crazy GIFS
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Katy Perry Showing Off Her Legs
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Emma Watson in a Tight White Dress
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Aaliyah Wearing Men’s Clothing Better Than You
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Some Emma Watson Prank
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Jenny McCarthy Got Naked for Ratings…and It’s Bad
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Hotel Door Chain Fail
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The BEst Girls On the Internet Right Now
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Some Terrifying GIFS
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A Banana That Makes All Other Bananas Feel Inadequate
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Cat Gets Dog in Sleeper Hold
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
01
Apr
I have been a little too into Lesbians lately. It’s the only thing that seems to inspire me. I was in the grocery store and saw some busty as fuck lesbian in fitness gear with her lesbian lover buying chicken, which wasn’t very lesbians, since chicken isn’t vegan, but it did get me hard…and it did make me go to a Lesbian bar, to just see if I could convert any. I figure my low testosterone and small penis would be enough to at least get a blind one…but it turns out lesbians get really mad when you ask to eat them out..but I know I’ll make one crack..
Sure SUSIE and ANGELICA are model looking Russians, who fuck girls, but probably also fuck dudes, in a gay for pay and every girl is a lesbian…because lesbians I know don’t look like this, but bi sexual experimental girls who grew up on porn and who are into experimenting do…
But they are amazing, and this shoot…is fucking sexy.
2014
31
Mar
I am very into trying to convince lesbians to let me go down on them. It’s my new hobby. Today I asked one in Starbucks if she ever wondered what it would feel like to have a bearded face deep in her vagina, she said no, but that she always wanted to fuck a bitch with a beard up the ass with a strap-on, I think she liked me, or maybe she was just being nice because she worked there…
Here are some stepLINKS….
This Chick Spent 25k to Look like Jennifer Lawrence and Looks Nothing Like Jennifer Lawrence
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Lea Michele Kid Choice Nipples!
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Nina Agdal Legs
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10 Disturbing things You Can do in a South Park Video Game
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13 Pranks
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Coke – Nutella – Mentos – Durex – WTF
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Celebrity Side Cleavage of the Day
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Ana Beatriz Barros in Lingerie
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Sluts of the Day
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Fat Chick on a Mechanical Bull
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Lady Gaga – Kinda Mooning her Fans
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Emma in White Dress
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Joanna Krupa Pasties
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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
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Winnie Cooper DWTS Porn
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Pharrell is Joining the Voice Because He’s a Sellout Cunt
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Security Guard of the Day
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Final Four Cheerleaders
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Margot Robbie in a Red Dress
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Baby Bulldog VS Baby
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7 Things You Didn’t Know About Field of Dreams
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Apparently Lea Michele and Ariana Grande Showed Nipple At the Teen Choice Awards
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Miranda Kerr Likes Being Critiqued on her Sex
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Fails of the Week
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Using Her Vagina To Seal is Good
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Hottest Mom and Daughter Pairings
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How To Get Out of Bed in Russia
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Firemen Pull Naked Chick Out of the Well
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Anja Rubik Nude in LUI Magazine
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The People Behind the Most Mind Blowing Innovations in Sports
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Everything You Need to See at the Kid’s Choice Awards
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50 April Fools Pranks to Play on your Friends.
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Eva Green in GIFS
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Darlene Connor got Gay Married
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Bieber Gets Booed
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Best Jeopardy Fail Ever
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Some Pro Athlete on a Motorized Scooter
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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27 Facts About Fun
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Rita Ora in a Catsuit
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Amazing Products with Amazing Names
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Jordan Carver Jet Skis
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A Couple Sluts on the BEach
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Jerk Off Instruction
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All the Porn you Need in the smutMEET
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On Cam Discharge Eater
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Midget Incest Porn
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Big Titty Sluts
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Cam Girl Sings….
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Big Tits Amateur Selfie
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So This is How they Glaze Donuts..
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Some Girl Fucks Corn
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Posessed Exorcist Masturbation
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Dumb Drunk Sluts
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Slumber Party FIST!
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This Can’t Be Healthy..
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Public Masturbation Pranks…
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS