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2014

02

Apr

Jojo Levesque Sluts Out for Twitter of the Day

I think the most fascinating thing about Jojo Levesque, is not that you have to be an investigative journalism to dig through the archives of the early 2000s to remember who she fucking is, that part of her is actually pretty annoying, however, being from that era, I remember her being this jailbait girl people wanted to fuck, and even then, as a creepy pervert who liked young girls I didn’t really grasp the appeal…and I guess she didn’t really maximize her approach and instead blossoming into a Miley, who probably has equal or less sex appeal, she got a black boyfriend, spent all her money, like a stripper would, and now she’s back in the game, posting this kind of shit on instagram….that I don’t necessarily understand, but that look like she’s peeing and that works for me.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2014

02

Apr

Barbara Desiree is a stepGIRL in the Shower Video of the Day

I sent my friends over at VENICE CHIC sme CLOTHES and he put together this video in the shower set to some raver music that luckily came without the ravers because molly-ed up tweaking freaks shitting himself in fun fur and stupid glasses pretending to be into PLUR pisses me off…but rather it came with a girl named Barbara Desiree, and by it I mean me…

It always amazes me when people get hot girls to do things for the site, when I can’t even convince a stripper to give me a lap dance when I’m paying them….

Either way, I’m all for it.

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So telling a girl you meet on TINDER that you have been walking the 3 mile radius it the last 6 days since you “swiped right on each other, because it says she’s within a 3 mile radius, all because she ignores your messages, won’t make her think you’re full of passion and romance, but rather that you’re a creep and she may call the cops…but don’t worry, you haven’t done anything illegal.

Here are some links…

Sam Jackson Slam Poetry About Boy Meets World
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Kayley Cuoco Did Cosmo
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Rarely Seen Pictures of Famous People
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The Victoria Justice Nipple Slip I Didn’t Bother Posting
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Movie Trailer Voice at the Drive Thru Prank
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The Sir Mix A Lot Car
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Top 4 GIrls are Giving Me Boners
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Sluts on Bikes
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Honest Game of Thrones
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This Could Have Done These Fun THings on April Fools
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Sports Radio Host Reacts To a Stupid Question
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is HEIDI and she may be not be up on some Swiss yodelling shit, but she is bringing the fucking…literally.

Sure it’s a lot of late night erotica style, all romantic like it was Valentine’s Day and I was trying to introduce my wife to some late night blue movies I used to masturbate to before porn was accessible…but it is porn, and my wife is no where to be found, I hear snoring, and laboured breathing, but that doesn’t count…because right now, it’s all about Heidi….reminding me why I need to cheat…so many amazing girls out there…

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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

April Fools’ Day may be over for the common man, but I like to think every day is one big awful fucking joke…

Except when we get girls in the shower wearing stepSHIRT….Then it’s nothing but perfection.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lohan’s Credit Card Was Rejected…
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Tokyo Street Fashion is Out of Control
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Coco’s Big Ass
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Some Chick and Her Abs…
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The Ultimate Game of Thrones Recap
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Lacey Wildd is Amazing in a Bikini
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Eva Mendes in Some Magazine
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Topless Attention Whores in Miami
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Heidi Klum is in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Maria Menounos and her Last Booty Shot from Extra
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Cameron Diaz See Through Shirt Action
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Lebron James Rap
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Lacey Banghard in Bikinis…
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Seira Ymakawa is Your Asian Fetish TODAY
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Insane Offroad Truck Stunt
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April Fool’s DaY Pranks To Watch Out For
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Bill Murray Hangs with a Double Amputee
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10 Most Unlikely Animal Pairs
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17 Solid Prank GIFs
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Naked Glamour Models
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Truck Rollover Fail
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The Babes of How I Met Your Mother
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Lorde Doesn’t Want you Photoshopping Out her Bad Skin…Jerks
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The Best Photoshopped IMages on Tumblr
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Gena Lee Nolin in Playboy….
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Michelle Rodriguez Cara Delevingne Titties on the Beach
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Shailene Woodley in a Good Dress
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Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass in Jeans
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Kimberly Garner is in an Awesome Dress
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Kirsten Dunst in Harper’s Bazaar
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Black Marlin Sinks Fishing Boat
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Marine Survives IED Explosion
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Hot Girls in Selfies
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The best Sports GIFS of March
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Criminal of the Day
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Sherri Shepherd Begging for Jenny McCarthy’s Box Makes me THink Sherri Shepherd doesn’t fear Autism, because that’s what Jenny McCarthy’s Box Makes…
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Anne Gautiet and Myrien Roussel for Some Movie
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12 Amazing Reaction Gifs
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Rosie Roff is Slutty for DSS Spain
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Cameron Diaz Nipple Trailer…
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Brooklyn Decker in a Red Dress
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Nina Agdal Sporty
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Rihanna Showing her Midriff
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Peeling Apples Like a Boss
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Tweets
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Drinking a Drink Out of Her Twat
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What is this Medical Condition?
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Purple Star Tattoo of the Day
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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An Amateur and Her Kitchen Knife
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Big Titted Bitch Lost Her Mind….
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I Don’t Think That WilL Fit
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Porn Fail of the Day – Premature Ejaculator
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Nerd Masturbation Innovation
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Big Tits on a Big Woman
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Don’t Let a Prolapsed Asshole Stop You…
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Natural Chubby Naked Babe
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Ridiculous Ass Does TV
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Apr

Miley and Avril Lavigne Cat Fight for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in Canada because she’s Justin Biber, and she decided to be so funny and silly, and cat fight Avril Lavigne over who is more famous, in a vine that should have been reserved to her twerking on a car, and not her trying to be comedic, because when the beautiful and articulate words with great cadence that you would assume was taught in finishing school “You dumb fucking bitch…” leave her mouth…it makes you want the cat fight to end in death…but more importantly….you want Avril to win…

If you don’t like that, here she is being Urban….that’s white for black.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

01

Apr

Sara Malakul Lane Amazing Instagram Video of the Day

Sara Malakul Lane is a glorious creature sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean Thailand, thanks to sex Tourism…her white dad impregnated something right, and created something glorious, who I am all about, and not because I watch her movies on Netflix every day and every night, even though I watch her movies on Netflix everyday and night, movies she gets naked in, like the good old days of Independent cinema, but because she follows me on twitter, and if that isn’t love…it’s love, stop trying to shit on my delusions…I don’t leave my house…my life is spent on the internet…my imagination is the only thing that’s real…all this to say…Sara Malakul Lane is fucking amazing.

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

01

Apr

Alt Model Recuses a Stray Dog in LA of the Day

Dogs are people too….

I loved this video of alt model Victoria Van Violence who I’ve never heard of, but who I like, and not because of her look, since I hate ALT models and everything they represent, with their shitty tattoos and “not a real model” looks…but when they save cute, scared, lonely, homeless dogs…they become fucking heroes…and deserve for you to stare at their attention seeking tits…

If this doesn’t inspire you, or massage your soul…you are probably the fucking devil..

Posted in:stepCHARITY

2014

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

This just in…Kim Kardashian is a pig….and not just because she fucked in a video she was responsible for, cuz all the girls in her circle were doing it at the time, and it was a good way to go viral before the general public understood what viral was, but because she’s got a horribly shaped body and represents all fucking evil..

But she posted these pics and videos on instagram that probably don’t excite you, as they shouldn’t, but I am addicted to posting this shit, even when it is literally shit, and not just because of her fake tan or public persona, but because sit is the only justification for her size.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

01

Apr

Rita Ora’s Side Tit for Elle of the Day

Rita Ora dropped a new video yesterday where she was pretending to be Rihanna, because that’s what the record label promised her, before she had to go off and start dating producer Calvin Harris in efforts to get hits…because hits is what he does and I guess like any relationship you end up in, whether it is for convenience or to better your life, you end up being the annoyed enough to give into your girl and help her make her dreams come true, because her dreams become your dreams, and then one day she’ll cheat on you with someone she thinks is more important, and you’ll kick yourself in the ass after realizing you signed over the rights to her music, and more importantly made her famous, only to get nothing but seeing pics of her with the guy she cheated on you with on their vacations in a bikini…but then you realize you’re rich and dozens of hotter aspiring bitches are ready to throw down on your dick…so long…good riddance…chubby side tit on the cover of ELLE…released the day her new video is released because they time this shit you know…

Posted in:Rita Ora