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2014

31

Mar

Lohan for Terry Richardson of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson are friends, I mean that is if people in Hollywood actually have friends, which I doubt, since they are surrounded by a bunch of using assholes who just make money off of them, including their own parents, at least in Lohan’s case…but you know superficial friends, to superficial people, are just as good as any kind of friends….everyone lets you down in the end, like these pics Terry took of Lohan, the delicate angel filled with face fillers and BOTOX…that are so fucking tame, don’t exploit her awesome implants we’ve all seen in movies and in Playboy, in what makes me wonder why they even hung out together in the first place…maybe to remind us all things just aren’t what they were and a new regime is about to take over…at least that’s how I interpret this, but maybe I’m just looking into things a little too much…but boring pics do that to me.

This is some tired, rehab, or AA meeting in a church basement shit…not fun at all…WHERE’S THE FUCKING SMUT….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

31

Mar

Jenner Sisters in their Bikinis Working Hard of the Day

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The Jenner sisters, like all 18 year olds, were in Thailand in bikinis having candid bikini photoshoots taken of them by professional photographers in what is probably a campaign for their own bikini line, because that’s what homeschooling and a mom who exploits you is all about…perks, luxury and half nakedness for attention like you were your older less hairy half sister…

I don’t care about rick kids of instagram or their bratty lives…I don’t care to document that upper crust, yet so fucking trashy shit, but when bikinis are involve, I’m into it.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

31

Mar

Miley Cyrus Topless on a HOrse of the Day

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I don’t know what this is all about, but either Miley is connecting with her country roots in an ungodly way, because the heartland loves Jesus and not this type of smut, or she’s just trying to cry for attention, letting the world know she has little shitty natural titties and that she’ll show them anytime and anywhere she damn well likes, cuz that’s how spoiled brats who get everything they want live…and if it involves toplessness, who gives a fuck, and when it involves Miley, who gives a fuck…like Gaga, she’s exhausted her scandal level to the point where all people would notice was if she killed herself – or fucked on camera…both great options, but until then, she’s been done.

The whole thing makes me laugh knowing that when she was 16, these would have been worth fucking millions, and now they are like dime a dozen garbage…either we are evolving as a people, where tits aren’t porn and don’t matter, or underage nudes are worth a lot of money.

here is the pic

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

31

Mar

Cara Delevingne Topless on the Beach with her Boyfriend Michelle Rodriguez of the DAy

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Cara Delevingne is pretty sloppy for a top model…especially when she’s topless and making out with her girlfriend, Michelle Rodriguez, in what I assume is 98 percent publicity stunt, you know play up the lesbian card, since every fucking girl in the world is a lesbian, at least every girl I try to meet and have sex with, but that could just be a line to not have sex with me…which makes sense.

I mean I don’t care who fucks who, as long as I get to watch…but I do care when someone is celebrated for being something great, when clearly they aren’t great, all because Karl Lagerfeld said she was great…

I think these topless pics, speak for their attention seeking self.

Madam Meow – The Genius Paparazzi – Took a Lot of Pics of Them on the Beach…and I mean A LOT….
TO SEE ALL THE LESBIAN PICS
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TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEM MAKING OUT WHILE TOPLESS FOR THE PAPARAZZI…
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

31

Mar

Natalie Dormer for April’s GQ of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but thanks to the internet I know that it starts next week now that the Zombie one is over, because all the peasants who are into this TV shit on my feeds have made sure I know it…

I don’t ono what her character is, I just know this is marketing for the premiere, but I can tell you one thing…she has a lesbian hipster haircut this season…and if that’s not exciting, maybe these pics are cuz she is kinda hot…

Posted in:Natalie Dormer

2014

31

Mar

Miranda Kerr for May’s GQ UK of the Day

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Miranda Kerr decided to show off what may be new tits in GQ…because she’s on her own and doing all she can to get work, noticed and really have a last hurrah now that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give a fuck about her…

And the highlight for me wasn’t the pretty hot pics, but rather the bullshit she spewed about one night stands, when the entire world knows she fucked Justin Bieber like a perverted freak and that is why she’s no longer married and fired from Victoria’s Secret..

On being more confident about sex:
“The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy,” she says. “One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get. Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him… I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way.”

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

31

Mar

Top 100 Pics on Instagram from ULTRA of the Day

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EDM is a joke. I feel like it takes these DJ producers 10 minutes to make a song that these 30 year old chicks on MDMA eat up like they were 18 and half retarded, because the EDM scene seems to be just as much Quarter Life crisis of mainstream 9-5ers holding onto the dream, as it is 18 year olds learning how to party….its some Rave comeback from the 90s, that for someone who went to raves, seems really weird…But Bikinis and drugged out girls partying…aren’t all that bad…even if all these fucking drone peasant 9-5ers are all the same….

It was ULTRA this weekend, A huge Miami event for these people and here are the best pics I could find.

The Plur Candy Kid Handshake:

Here’s some chick in New York proving you don’t need to be at ULTRA in Miami to twerk

Posted in:stepLIST

2014

31

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski is Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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The nice thing about Emily Ratajkowski and her freakishly weird belly button, is that she will fade into obscurity. You see she was a busty topless model who tried so fucking hard to make it. She shot with every photographer she could, yet no one fucking cared about her, or noticed her, except for me…and then all of a sudden, she’s cast in a massive massive music video as the key tits…and boom…over…booking jobs, booking movie roles, booking Sports Illustrated, all while being average at best, a little bird-faced and despite being in her early 20s, like she got her face rebuilt by botox and other fillers…

I don’t hate her, I just laugh at how the internet works, one thing goes viral, and it brings all the pieces that are part of it up with it, but like all things with no talent to back up what she does, and when another smoke-and-mirror Kanye West groupie comes along, the world will forget that Emily Ratajkowski ever existed…except maybe for me, because I think she’s lovely, even if she’s stopped communicating with me now that she’s famous, despite communicating with me before she was famous on a regular basis…I’m not mad, it’s expected from fake-ness…it’s just the internet.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

31

Mar

Mental Illness Makes All Things Better and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy people, whether they are born that way, or have developed into a lunatic thanks to the way society works, or even if it’s all due to drugs…make everything better, even shitty things like your commute to work.

Here’s a bull calf getting revenge:

Here’s a girl being assaulted by the police in a Tuscon Riot…

An old video of a circus bear attacking handler then fucking off on his scooter….

Fat Russian Girl Shows her Athleticism

Posted in:Videos

2014

31

Mar

Kimberly Garner Tit Slip of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is a UK Reality Star, who is actually pretty hot and has managed to leverage her hotness into a brand of bikinis and some other bullshit that makes her more money that you, since the UK love these trashy hooker bitches, and buy into their nonsense…

Well it turns out she took a very important page out of the attention seeking low level celebrity book, and that’s pull your tit out for the paparazzi in a subtle way, because tits may just be tits, so no big deal, but websites love talking about them…even me…because…TITS>

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