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2014

28

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Pics for Facebook of the Day

Britney Spears decided to suck her gut in for a bikini selfie for her fans, because either she forgets she’s a mom of 2, or that she’s past her sex appeal prime, or that she doesn’t need to cry for attention anymore, unless it’s a subliminal cry for help, as she is a prisoner in her own life thanks to the people around her who exploit her for all the money she makes them…

It’s probably a pretty sad story, but she’s Britney Spears, it’s hard to feel sorry for her…but it’s not that hard to want to K-Fed her since you know she’s probably an easy, broken down target…it’s happened before…

TO SEE ALL HER BIKINI PICS THAT MADAMMEOW TOOK OF HER CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Mar

Cora Keegan Titties for Elyse Walker Shoot of the Day

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In case you missed it yesterday….Cora Keegan is the fucking worst.

But I still write her love letters…because I am a romantic and feel that there is an importance to writing our own great american love story…or we could always just fuck…preferably finishing in her ass or hipster model bush….either way…I like her…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the fucking worst…

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2014

28

Mar

Adriana Lima Topless with No Nipples of the Day

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Adriana Lima is still kind of alight to look at in her modelling topless…I mean I guess even a 300 pound circus clown would be alright to look at topless, it’s the internet, we’re on here to look at random train wrecks to get us through our boring lives, and a Brazlian supermodel…even when old and a mom…is still as good as any Cat meme…

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2014

28

Mar

Carolyn Murphy for Vamp Magazine of the Day

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My favorite thing about this model Carolyn Murphy is that she had a SEX TAPE

I don’t remember if it was a good sex tape, I just know I have it on the SITE and that when it originally came out, her lawyers went nuts and tried to erase it…yet it lives on today and every time she does a photoshoot…it comes back up…as it fucking should…because sex tapes are fun.

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2014

28

Mar

Singing in Cars with Selena Gomez of the Day

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I don’t hate Selena Gomez, if anything she’s the star of this post, and I mean the star of all kinds of other things, like Justin Bieber’s virgin popping repertoire that we all know is just a spin by her genius manager mom who knows how to spin stories proper to help Selena be the star she is convinced she is…and for some reason, Selena seems to get it, seems to know what’s up, plays it right thanks to Disney Training, and doesn’t offend me at all, if anything, I wish she was singing into my penis like it was a mic, but that’s not saying much, I wish that for all girls.

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN SHORT SHORTS CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Mar

Madison Murray Modeling Side Tit of the Day

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I follow this MADISON MURRAY babe on instagram and figure she’s cute, and fun, and friendly, and fucks around with TMZ by driving Bieber’s car he was arrested in …all with a smile on her face like she knows her prank is good…and I think that kind of fun, easy going attitude…makes for a fun easy going life…and I’m into supporting that…

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2014

28

Mar

Rachel Snider Nudes of the Day

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Terrell Owens is apparently some scandalous, attention seeking, wife of Terrel Owens who he was dating for a minute before she moved on him like some kind of COCO stripper bitch using him as a platform to fame…and apparently these are nude pics of her, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…the best kind…

The only sport I watch is midget soccer…

Posted in:Rachel Snider

2014

28

Mar

Toni Garrn for Interview Russia of the Day

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Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside this Toni Garrn, Victoria’s Secret, Russian model who escaped communism by being born after communism…which doesn’t mean she escaped being human trafficked, but rather that if she was Human trafficked it was done right into the arms, or iron grasp of the evil Billion Dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation…who later pawned her off to Leo to make him less gay for Lukas Haas, and more about the model bitches…and I guess now Russia is celebrating her like a Ukrainian resort town named after a Justin Timberlake Song…they’ve taken back…

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2014

28

Mar

Guinevere Van Seenus Creepy Nudity for FAT Magazine of the Day

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According to my very extensive, high quality, 30,000 posts of nonsense, archives, this Guinevere Van Seenus , the girl you may know as having one of those stupid immigrant model names because it is marketable…has been naked for fashion a lot over the last 4 years that you would think maybe she was doing it to advance her career, like a stripper or a hooker, and I don’t mean a high class hooker or pornstar hooker, but rather an actual street hooker…only in a “fashion” setting so it is art and considered celebrating the woman form – you say potato and say potato…an expression that doesn’t translate so well when written, but you get what I’m saying…

These are her creepier nudes and they are shot by Henrik Bulow