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2014

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like making girls fly in to visit me – because they are fans of the site – and not picking them up at the airport – or answering their calls because I am a married man and that type of activity is wrong…I mean it’s kind of their fault for flying to meet a dude in a mask of the internet. I’m really not worth the travel and the good news is there are plenty of strangers at the airport to fuck…just use TINDER

Here are some morning links..

Candy Aisle Comes with a Warning
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Hot Girls Lookin’ Fit
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Chris Martin Couldn’t Handle Gwyneth Either
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Some Chick Named Tetyana in a Bikini
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Cyber Stalker Prank
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Important Bathroom of the Day
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Kansas Jayhawks Boobs
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13 Things Internet is Nostalgic for that Suck
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Bryanna Holly Good…Even Though a Kardashian Fucked Her
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Topless Russian Protestors of the Day
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So Many Girls – So Many Girls…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

THIS MODEL is an amazing creature sent from heaven, despite her red hair, that may make you think she’s sent from hell, because everyone knows that real red heads were freaks of nature left in the woods to fend for themselves before people understood genetics…..but those were gingers, not this kind of redhead…that isn’t freakish but totally fucking erotic…so seeing her…getting down…excites me…probably because I’ve never had a redhead…or maybe because I didn’t have sex tonight…who knows the reason..…I just know it’s good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently, lesbians don’t like being made fun of…In case you didn’t you didn’t already know…They are pretty uptight…and are like the girls you’d think all they need is a good fuck, but they hate penis…so always angry especially when you make fun…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kris Jenner May Do Playboy…and an Amazing Pic to Celebrate That
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Teen Girl with Huge Tits
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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I want to Fuck Crystal Hefner
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Sarah Harding in on Leotard
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Slut of the Day
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10 Under the Radar Music Festivals
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Amy Childs Has Huge Tits
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Kim Kardashian See Through Dress…
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James Franco Did Not Bang Lohan
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Ellen Page – Full Lesbian
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Kanye West is a Vampire
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Alexandra Daddario Noah in New York
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33 Girls with Sand on their Asses
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Road Rage Karma
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Has a Trailer
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Beth Behrs at Some Event
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The Best Passed Out Drunk Face
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Perfect Nip Slip of the Day
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Jeans
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That Hole Is Just Big Enough For My Cock
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Kendra Wilkinsons Talks About Shitty Herself.
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Rosie Huntington Leaving the Gym
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The Candy Aisle is Trying to Tell YoU Something
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Kylie Jenner Ass in a Bikini
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Miranda Kerr Looks Like Someone Who Fucks Bieber…
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National Cleavage Day Cleavage….
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Stacy Keibler Legs
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Mindy Kaling Likes Being Fat
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Katy Perry and Riff Raffi is Hilarious – Because I KNow Dozens of Girls Who Fuck Riff GO

Mario Lopez Got Maria Menounos Kicked Off Twitter
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16 Kids with All The Answers
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Teddy Ruxpin Pedo Dead
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Lily Allen Pokies
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Pregnant Mila Kunis is Boring
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Emma Watson in a Black Dress
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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Mariah Carey Rockin’ Cameltoe
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The President and the Pope
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Kylie Minogue Sexercize
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Prince Harry and Alex Skarsgaard in a Tent
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So Much Sideboob
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Guide to Eating Pussy
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Greek Whores Topless
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So Much Good Happens on Thong Thursday
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Girl Squirts in Her Mouth….
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Fist Fuck of the Day
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Big Boobs FISTING
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Pussy Explosion
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Nude Coeds on a Slip and Slide
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Vacuum Masturbation…
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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10 Best Things Said in Porn
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Flashing Her Tits and Pussy
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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FUCK NOW!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Mar

Cora Keegan Titties for Trendi Magazine of the Day

Cora Keegan is the fucking worst.

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2014

27

Mar

Gigi Hadid in Schol! Magazine of the Day

Gigi Hadid made some noise by being in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year…and she’s as cute as the other girls in the magazine, while being half the size of Kate Upton which is a good thing…

I singled her out, because I am an asshole, by saying she only exists as a model because her dad is some billionaire who is best friends with the guy who owns GUESS?, a company that gave her her first jobs STORY HERE

But the reality is, everything that happens is from people you know and at 19 or whatever age she is, she’s not being scouted off instagram and booking jobs, because that’s just not how the world works…90 percent of all these people you see…are pulling some kind of scam…whether they have reality star LA parents who seem horrible, or are trust fund babies, or sleeping with the photographer…

So she deserves this as much as anyone else, because she’s GOT NAKED FOR IT even people who spend their lives working for it, and here she is in some random magazine I’ve never heard of….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

27

Mar

Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Sophia Bush is one of those looks good for 40 year old girls who in early 2000s was on some ridiculous show that people loved…

I don’t really even want to bother googling it to see what show it was…I just remember some virgin loser nerd kid I used to work with…was really obsessed with her and the show she was on…I remember going to his house once, and it felt like I could have got murdered, but luckily his socially awkward ass only had light sabres and unopened box set DVDs of creepy teen dramas….along with a framed poster of Sophia Bush…it was creepy…

So for anyone from the early 2000s groupies who haven’t moved on in any aspect of your life…because I can’t imagine she’s been up to much other than this Cameltoe…so here’s that camel toe…because when you’re hungry to get noticed, the message gets sent to your genitals, and if your genitals are working with you and not against you they show how hungry they are…by eating a pair of fitness pants… for the paparazzi and/or penis that has job offers…that’ll put a bitch back on the map…unless he’s already back on the map…I wouldn’t know, I’m not very good at keeping track of things…

Posted in:Sophia Bush

2014

27

Mar

Singing with Cassandra Dawn in her Car of the Day

I have a thing for this amazing model you may or may not have heard of naked CASSANDRA DAWN ….I follow her on instagram and I’m pretty into her native, despite being asian, look…

I don’t mean native, like some truck stop, toothless bitch who drank too much gas since they don’t have any booze on the reserve where she lives, you know destroyed because the asshole white man stole her land and instilled his society on her people, that for 1000s of years they never had to adapt to, and some never could really transition, but rather like a native goddess you’d see in the movies who lures the cowboy to her side…after he sees her bathing in the creek…only Cassandra Dawn is asian…and amazing…

I saw this video of her singing, it made me want to google her old nude pics that are all over the internet…like these ones…because that’s what you do when you have crushes…you stalk….romantically…

Posted in:Cassandra Dawn

2014

27

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless in Blackface for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is in Vamp magazine…she’s alright, except for whatever the fuck they did to her face, that is either her being a racist in blackface, because black is way cooler than white, or maybe this is some social commentary on scat porn, where bitch likes getting shit on by bald headed action stars who you know are pretty dark and probably into some shit, that’s why she sticks around…that and the money…or maybe it’s just some bronzer, fake tan shit, and whatever it is, they are missing one thing, my cum dripping off her chin.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

27

Mar

Michael Jackson Without Music is Some creepy Shit of the Day

Michael Jackson may have been a personality who was tried by the media, you know they decided that he was a sex offender because he probably was, but was never proven to be one, despite claims exploitative kids claimed, something people today would be called Victim Blaming…

But I think this video, without music, is probably evidence of his creepy…even if he’s just acting…

Now all the people who turned their backs on him when he was a pedophile, only to collectively rejoice and celebrate his life when he died, like you were his biggest fan, since now that he was dead, separating him from little boys sexually, and focusing on his craft was easier…or maybe you’re all a bunch of hypocrites…

The day of his televised funeral, I lost over 2000 twitter followers…while a week before his funeral I would have lost 2000 twitter followers if i supported him…

You’ll all a bunch of sheep. Fuck yourselves…or watch the video without music, because it’s funny. Shit is a bit of a train wreck…isn’t it…

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Mar

Finally a Bracelet I can Endorse of the Day

As much as I hate the live strong bracelet, I always liked that it allowed me to identify the cunts of the world. It was like some nazi regime labelling system to categorize the people deemed bad…..

But a way to celebrate a lifestyle that fights fat chicks at the source and that they can unify and find like minded anorexics who don’t judge them for being anorexics is a cause I can endorse…

It’s like society tells me it’s mean to laugh at a fat chick eating cake because she’s fat and has a right to eat cake, but the second a bitch says no to cake because she likes being skinny, it’s a fucking scandal…and then Lena Dunham gets her own show…which is the real scandal…

Either way, Anorexia Support…amazing.

Anorexics can wear the bracelet in order to identify other sufferers, while reminding them to “stay true” to their diet.

Posted in:LOLZ