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2014

27

Mar

Karmen Pedaru in some Bikinis of the Day

Karmen Pedaru is from Estonia. I once knew a dude from Estonia, who told me that all the girls in Estonia are hot as fuck, poor as fuck and one drunken night away from either being in the webcam sex trade, or the human trafficking sex trade, or the mail order bride sex trade….but I guess the top tier, or tall girls from Estonia, wherever the fuck that is, escape through TITS FOR FASHION and end up here…doing bikini campaigns in uneventful bikini photoshoots…like this…

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2014

27

Mar

Thirsty Bitch of the Day

If you know anything about pop culture, than you will know that you are surrounded by thirsty bitches. Thirsty for fame, thirsty to get noticed, thirsty for nice things…just desperate as fuck…normally Thirsty bitches act thirsty with their half naked instagram pics and their annoying desperate tweets…and for the most part they don’t know they are thirsty…but this Thirsty bitch got right down to it…sure he’s a dude, from some other country, but he’s getting noticed for being Thirsty…literally…

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2014

27

Mar

Abbey Lee Kershaw for Vogue Australia of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is some Australian model, who has some connected pro athlete father, but who defied all odds of being a rich kid, has managed to become some pretty well known model….and she did it with her TITS THAT I’VE POSTED MANY TIMES BEFORE …and I figure as a rich connected kid, at least she took the time to get naked for photographers, to solidify herself and have this career, since it’s a lot better than all those rich kids who don’t show their tits and still see the success…not that that really happens anymore cuz everyone shows their tits and I like staring.

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2014

27

Mar

Dani Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

There is a family from Florida…no not the George Zimmerman family, or the Cassie Andrews Family, or the Hogans…but equally ridiculous I am sure called the THORNES…who include 4 or 5 kids who have all been moved to LA to star in various shitty TV, because their parents were smart enough to know to exploit…because it’s better than working a shitty job and the hope they only need one of them to hit to be set…

So this one did some campaigns when she was 4, you know cuz she had this serious love for acting…at 4 and she begged and begged her parents to put her into the shit…right…and now she’s doing some bullshit bikini photoshoots…because I guess when you were prostituted as a child…those life lessons carry into your adult life.

Not that modelling bikinis is really prostitution, but when you look at them the way I do..they pretty much are…

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2014

27

Mar

Amber Valetta for Allure of the Day

I don’t know who Amber Valetta is, but apparently he’s a 40 year old from TV and now she’s strategically naked in Allure magazine, but she’s not very strategic in the right way…since her strategy involves not showing her fucking 40 year old labia…which really isn’t strategy at all…it’s like fuck you for this attempt at whatever this is an attempt at bitch…you’re only getting older and less marketable, today is the day for labia, as the days go on…the grosser they become…

If you don’t know who this Amber Valetta is…don’t worry…because I am sure you’re worried about that…either do it…

But the good news is Google exists…and that evil corporation will guide you to answers they want you to see…

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2014

27

Mar

Joan Rivers Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Spoof with Ray J of the Day

I don’t really know what they Joan Rivers and Ray Jay spoof sex tape is…but it’s awkward as fuck. I didn’t even crack a smile, but that may be because I am a joke snob and find nothing funny, especially with the state of the world, where laughing seems like something only ignorant assholes do while being a waste of time…or maybe it’s because it’s not funny…

I figure if you’re an old bitch with nothing to do, your spoof should at least involve penetration…

Joan Rivers is a classic, a legend, funny even when dated…but this hits the mark…next time I’d like to see a little face fuck to justify that Raspy Jewish Smoker voice…

TO SEE THE REAL SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Mar

Cindy Crawford Looks Good for Omega of the Day

Cindy Crawford is the new wrist for Omega watches, because I guess when a bitch is old enough and has enough kids, she knows all about watches, since that’s about as deep as she wants a dude to go when fisting her….it’s the magic of a stretched out vagina…

That’s not to say that Cindy Crawford isn’t amazing to look at, or perfectly elegant and classy, it’s to say I’ve fisted girls who haven’t had kids and who weren’t 50, so I figure by 50, after kids, when all elasticity is lost, it only makes sense in efforts to feel…

I can only assume that’s the look Omega..the James Bond Rolex Knockoff watch company was going for….

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2014

27

Mar

Dax Shepard is a Tough Guy of the Day

I don’t know if Dax Shepard is being a tough guy at LAX, when walking by the paparazzi, when he takes something and throws it to the ground like a 5 year old girl having a tantrum, but it looks like that and makes me laugh, since men in Hollywood, despite their egos, their money, and the praise they get are still self involved pussies, who when they aren’t looking in the mirror practicing lines, they are fucking some of the hottest pussies, but are also bigger girls than the girls they stick their dicks in…and it makes me laugh…but not that much, because it’s really not all that interesting…I mean who gives a fuck about Dax Shepard and he may not even be throwing a tantrum, but it looks like it, and that’s enough…

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2014

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s not much as tragic as finally convincing a girl to let you watch her use her vibrator…only to find out that her vibrator’s got no batteries…and in the time she goes to get some…she’s reconsidered your brainwashing…and the unconscious coupling thanks to booze and good sales tactics…leads to a very conscious “I would never let you watch me cum you sick fuck”….these are the days of our lives.

Here are some morning stepLINKS

Hot Bitches in Bed
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This College is Offering a Class on Miley this Summer
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12 Horrible Life Hacks
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Top 10 Ten Kelso Wanted Jackie Babies ALways
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Jermaine O’Neal All Together…
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Nicole Aniston is Too Hot for Porn
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Jess Pare Naked for Esquire
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So Many GIrls on Cam Right Now For Free…
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Zac Effron Got Punched By a Homeless Man
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The Fanciest Rabbit of all Time
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Smut Gifs are the Best Gifs
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Fails of the week…
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10 Most Blasphemous Movies in History
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2014

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I am going to start an autistic dating site…it will be nonstop fun….I met an autistic girl at Starbucks and she was so awkward, detached and scared of other people, that shit would make a good viral video…while I am working on that…Here are a bunch of stepLINKS…

Shakira’s New Music Video
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Hot Booty of the Day
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Kim Kardashian See Through Dress…
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Some Tame Fucking Cleavage
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Emma Watson in a Business Suit
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Crystal Harris Dog Face Jacked in Her Ass….
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Exercise Bike is Eating Pizza
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Slut of the Day
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Kira Dikhtyar in a Bathing Suit…
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Heidi Klum Nip Slip
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Rihanna and Drake Party TOgether
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McDonald’s Receipt Tattoo
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9 Chicks Stuggling to Put Jeans On
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20 Best RuinAChildren’s Book Tweets
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Rita Ora Nipples of the Day
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Find Cougars to Fuck
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Sharon Stone See Through Candids
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Life After Porn: What Are Your Favorite Adult Film Stars Doing Now?
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I’d Still Fuck That Ass
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Kylie Minogue Performing!
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Nina Agdal 22 Years Old Today
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Secrets of Advertising…
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Angelina Jolie in Vegas Wearing a Straight Jacket…
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Eva Green’s Boobs!
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21 of the Dumbest Fast Food Tattoos Ever
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Google Glasses Close Call
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Sara Jean Underwood is 30
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Gemma Atkinson Very Wet Bikini
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Nipples
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Greek Slut in Some Social Media Pics of the Day
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The Whitest Student Portraits Ever
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Miranda Kerr Still Alive…
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Riff Raff went on a Date With Katy Perry
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Bradley Cooper to Play Indiana Jones
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History of Athletes Making Comebacks After Prison
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10 GIFS TO Help You Never Sleep Again
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Katherine Heigl Squating…
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Construction Worker VS Fire
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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GIrl Getting Fucked with a Strap On Lets One Rip
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Here Name is Gisele and She’s a Big Titty Whore
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How Many Nipples Does She Have
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Lesbians on the Train
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Sexy Lesbian Action…
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Vacuum Masturbation Weirdness
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Her Asshole Will Never Recover
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Not Into Things in Her ass
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Lesbians strap on….
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Ass Pose of the Day
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Cam Girl Masturbation
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Learn How To Get Laid
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Smut Gifs are the Best Gifs
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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