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2014

26

Mar

Late Night Erotica of the Day

It is safe to say that despite going out and drinking hard with crackhead strippers…my night didn’t end like this…in some group sex with babes like SUSIE and ANGELICA and HEIDI ….and even if it did…it would be more of a horror scene and that’s just the fucking smells that would radiate from us with our clothes off…

So the good news is that internet can fucking save me…it’s my best friend…and worst enemy and here are these three awesome babes in a foursome that probably doesn’t happen very often for the normal man, but then again, young girls are fucking sluts now…so it brings hope that dreams can come true, even if they don’t for me…

Sure the dudes are pretty horrible in this…but it still works for me – it’s 5 in the fucking morning or something…

TO SEE THE VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a big fan of girls who like breaking up marriages…you know a home wrecker fetish because I am married and it’s really my only thing I have going for me to get laid…I mean that and my hooker budget…but that doesn’t count…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sluts Tugging On Their CLothes
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Broke Up – Good
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Evolution of the Undertaker
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Dani Thorne Bikini Pics
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Kylie Jenner – Tween Prostitute in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Nina Agdal’s Nipple Slip Video
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Emma Stone Kissing Her Boyfriend Goodbye Because They are in Love
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Puff Daddy is Back
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Katy Perry Wax Figure is Creepy
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Maria Menounos and Her Fat “Greek” Loving Ass Quit Extra
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Chicks Tugging at Their Clothes
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The Best Wedding Portrait Ever
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Shakira Booty Profile
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Dare Devil Base Jumps…
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A Bunch of Babes You Will Like
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Scarlett Johansson’s at Some Movie Premiere
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Shakira at Some Album Release Party
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Anne Hathway’s Bikini Nipple In Case You Missed It
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Pam Anderson Nude in Playboy fromt eh 90s
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Rose McGowan in a See Through Dress
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Girls Bending Seductively
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Naomi Campbell on Kim and Kanye Cover
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Hilary Swank VS Paparazzi
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Nick Cannon Whiteface is Pretty Good
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Reality Star Ass in Jeans of the Day
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Wu Tang Beard is Weird as Fuck
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Gisele Bikini in Costa Rica
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Hottest Sara Jean Underwood GIFs
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Amanda Bynes Amazing Public Appearance
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Jessica Simpson Monster Legs
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Alicia Keys Fat Ass on a Jog
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Aubrey Plaza in GQ
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Golf Trick Shot
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50 Best Celeb Butts
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Luisa Zissman for Zoo UK
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Naked Yoga is Amazing
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A Bunch of Naked Glamor Models for NUTS
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Science Explains Which Dance Moves Turn On Girls
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Rosie Jones and 101 Sexiest Brunettes
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Kristen Stewart is Trashy for Chanel
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Margot Robbie and Kate Mara in GQ
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Kimberly Garner is Pretty Fucking Amazing
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Creepy Barbie Tree
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Jessica Biel in a Bikini on a Boat
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Some Paris Hilton….
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Lady Gaga Keeps on Annoying
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Porn Star Tweets
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Here Name is Gisele and She’s a Big Titty Whore
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Girl Smokes Crack With her Crack
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Fisting Of the Day
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Sluts Being Sluts
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Big Tits Finger Herself
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Some Babe Working Out and Stripping With Huge Tits
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Pool Balls in Pussy
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Drunk Girls Dyke Out at the Bar
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Learn How To Get Laid
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Mar

Tara Mackey Underwear Selfies of the Day

I am not into the top models, they are overrated, have shitty brat attitudes, only role with rockstars and when pretending the be down to earth, are really just vapid cunts who don’t know what’s really up…

I am all about the under the radar models and actresses who takes just as good a picture, if not better, who still makes a living doing it, but is just way cooler about the shit..

Her name is TARA MACKEY and

I’ve posted her BIKINI SELFIES , her BEACH PHOTOSHOOTS , her , her NUDES ALONG WITH A MUSIC VIDEO and her own brand of HAUNTING MUSIC ….but these underwear selfies are my favorite…because they make me feel like hiding under the bed watching her get ready and that is kinda my thing…

Look out for this one, she’ll be famous soon enough. I can tell.

Posted in:Tara Mackey

2014

25

Mar

Kristen Bell’s Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here is Kristen Bell giving a public service announcement about the risks of pregnancy at least in terms of what it does to you body…and this is her at a stage where she’s willing to show off her body…because the real damage done is under them bikini bottoms…I guess she thanks Dax Shepphard for that every time she fists herself with ease…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2014

25

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Nipples in Vogue Spain of the Day

I can’t take Victoria’s Secret Behati Prinsloo seriously…even when she’s doing a Vogue Spain shoot…while showing her nipples because that’s the key to modelling and nipple is the only way to be taken seriously…not because I hate Victoria’s Secret models with stupid names…or more importantly nipples…but because…she’s marrying Adam Levine and that means he cums in her, and more importantly, he dumped her, fucked another model, and ran back to her like a man who has the authority to take these models and have his way with them…even though he’s a massive fucking pussy sent here from the devil to brainwash us with shitty music and Bar Mitzvah DJ charisma…

But here are her nipples anyway.

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2014

25

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Shoe Erotica of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is fun at least when she’s modelling shoes and not really looking like Alessandra Ambrosio…not that Alessandra Ambrosio is a bad thing to look like…I am sure there are still teen girls locked in their bathrooms puking up lunch to be like her…and if that’s not a power position I don’t know what is…but I do know that tall models have big ass tranny feet and here she is getting paid to squeeze hers into high heels that I know at least one of you has a fetish for because you are collectively some of the weirdest people on the fucking internet…#fact.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

25

Mar

Heidi Klum in More Bikini Pics of the Day

I assume these are some of the pictures of Heidi Klum from yesterday where her nipple popped out of her bikini top while swimming with her army of black babies, who statistically, thanks to her divorce from Seal would probably make you think they’ll end up criminals, without factoring that each of them are worth more than an African village and combined, more than an African country…not that that matters…what matters is that after having 50 kids with a man who slaughtered her with his huge penis…she’s still pretty intact even at 50 and that blows my fucking mind enough to just stare…and that’s what I am going to do.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

25

Mar

Maria Menounos’ Vagina Quit Extra to Publicize Her Reality Show of the Day

Everyone always obsesses over Maria Menounos‘ 35 year old ass, without factoring in that she is Greek and that that ass is actually her vagina and that that ass has more mileage, while the real gold is in her actual vagina, that takes a backseat to her Greek vagina that she goes Greek with…

That said, she’s quit Extra, a show I had the misfortune of watching the other day, leaving me in a puddle of blood and sadness from trying to cut off my own penis because it was better than the smut mainstream media was shoving down the throats of the hicks that watched this shit…

She’s decided to go onto other things, like a Shitty reality show…that is probably as smut filled as her Extra reporting on celebrities, only now she’s going to be the celebrity they are reporting on and that’s good for her want to be famous ego…

While I figure her best performance already happened – with this THROWBACK VAGINA SLIP

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

25

Mar

Nina Agdal Nipples and Tit Grabbing her Tit in Editorialist Video of the DAy



On February 7…I posted a picture of Nina Agdal Grabbing her tit for a magazine called THE EDITORIALIST ..I probably wrote something very witty and amazing…that’s why I am internet famous and no one cares about me and you’re not…

You know about her disabled looking face that reminds me of a work program that Adam Levine took advantage of because it was disabled and couldn’t fend for itself…because otherwise we have to accept she fucked him by choice…meaning she’s into that kind of piece of shit…which may not be her immigrant fault…but she should know better…

Well, apparently there’s a video from the shoot with nipples and here it is…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

25

Mar

Office Ladies and Their Money Shot Cake of the Day

Here are some office ladies, who look pretty much like typical 9-5 moms going nuts over their Money Shot Cake at some office cafeteria…it’s like these bitches haven’t seen a real cock that wasn’t there husbands in forever…and even when they saw that it wasn’t inside them in a fun or exciting way…this is the office lunch room version of a male strip club, where horny bitches let their hair out and lose their fucking shit to compensate for their shitty, typical, suburban lives…I think if a cake gets them this pumped, a little fucking TINDER encounters would change their fucking lives…you see you should never lose that spark and a cake should never make you this excited…unless you’re Kate Upton…

Old guy shoots a guy who tries to rob him…gangster…

A man demonstrating his crazy apocalypse proof knives…

Posted in:Videos