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2014

17

Mar

Miley Cyrus Emoji Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got an Emoji Tattoo on her lip, because she’s so modern and relevant and the whole thing would be far more exciting if this post was less about a crying cat face Emojis that were copyrighted by Apple, and more about her taking a load on her lip…this shit is almost as bad as the genital herpes you know she’s got from licking random asshole on her last rich spoiled brat rebellion cry for attention…and the most interesting thing in this whole thing is that she got the eggplant emoji tattooed on her other lips…in honor of how hip hop she was when she was learning to twerk in the studio on some brotha dick…

All this to say this is to high school from Miley, I need more humping, gyrating, nipple showing, and vagina suffocating with panties while in concert….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

17

Mar

Farrah Abraham’s Weirdo Music VIdeo of the Day

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Farrah Abraham has had two hits already under her belt Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom

This one is a little stretch, maybe even off the mark a little, but I think she’s got talent, at least in the uncensored version of this, wherever it may be, because I’ve seen her fuck in her two prior hits… Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and she was a great fucking pornstar…even better than a seasoned veteran…but I guess that’s what happens when you’ve fucked enough by 16 to keep the kid because you’d done it a lll..

Either way, if this amazing shit spewed out of her mouth, through a computer and into your ears isn’t really for you…there’s always Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and I thank her for that…it makes everything she does more tolerable…

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2014

17

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Other Girls Paid To Instagram Underwear of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is in underwear, either part of an underwear campaign her mom sold her to, or as part of an attempt to get an underwear campaign, or even as a product placement she was paid to instagram that doesn’t matter but that is clearly corporate sponsored and sold like every aspect of these Truman Show motherfuckers…

I don’t care that they played shit right, that they are huge earners, or even that they are smart, or lovely people…I care that what the represent is evil…even this cute hairy one…who isn’t even a Kardashian but who has been tainted by the same morals and values of a Kardashian…without the one good thing about a Kardashian….the sex tape…

Update – It’s a Calvin Klein underwear campaign using people with a lot of instagram followers like some fashion bloggers some models, and Kendall Jenner…here are all the pics…Product placement on instagram – is nothing sacred.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

17

Mar

Daisy Lowe, Anja Rubik and Lara Stone Naked in Antidote Magazine of the Day

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Antidote has taken fashion models…I mean that is if you consider Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she never wanted because her tranny fucking husband never told her he had a love child with a groupie who at 18 had to paternity test to deny, but instead confirmed…leaving her some daddy issue titty flashing Daisy Lowe…along with other actual models…and pretty much made them subjects of soft core porn that if this was the 70s would be considered obscene and would have got Larry Flint shot, but since it’s the 2010s…it’s considered art…the world is progressing…#fact.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Daisy Lowe|Lara Stone

2014

17

Mar

Nicole Trunfio’s Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio is some Australian TITTY MODEL who lives or lived in the States where she tried to get famous enough to be in Victoria’s Secret or some shit, but who instead got Famous back home, where she booked a TV hosting gig, because America doesn’t need Australia, it has too many immigrants from other places to steal the Jobs from their own, to afford another…

So in ways, Nicole Trunfio has taken her tits and really made something of herself, in other ways she’s a complete failure who couldn’t cut it in Hollywood, but still has all the time in the world, at least before turning 30 to make it happen, now with Australian TV experience to get her a gig…and I guess all that matters is that she’s in a bikini…and that her boyfriend is black..yes white fans…black penis has desecrated this, but I am sure based on her look and eagerness to win at life, a lot worse has been up in her…

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Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2014

17

Mar

Jojo Levesque in Some Bra Top of the Day

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I remember when Jojo was jailbait…you know straight for the mall tour to MTV…where creeps everywhere embraced her. Then she turned 18, got a black boyfriend, disappeared and spent all her month for what was probably 10 years…but now she’s back, showing her tits and ass to get noticed…because when you’ve thrown away your window of opportunity, tits and ass is the only way to get it back.

So here she is on the road at SXSW…in a bra top she performed in and showing her asshole in a fuck position to just enough exhibitonism to keep the fans wanting a little more sliding it to the side to fuck her…

Posted in:JoJo

2014

17

Mar

Dani Thorne in a Sports Bra of the Day

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I don’t know who Dani Thorne, but I assume she’s a raver, at least based on her raver outfit. I also assume she’s related to jailbait Bella Thorne and older sister hipster, naked for art or high concept Thorne…and I don’t know why I am bothering with this pic oh right…her shirt is like a bra and I guess that means something to me…just not very much…but I’m posting it anyway cuz bras may be the devil, but are better than shirts…

Posted in:Dani Thorne

2014

17

Mar

Rosamund Pike in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

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I don’t know who Rosamund Pike is…I guess I could google her…but what would that really accomplish or change…I mean someone felt she was important enough to paparazzi, and who would I be to not recognize her bikini body as being something more important than actual hot under 40 girls in bikini I can see on instagram…

So here she is, her vagina looks weird, but her abs look weirder…fun.

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Posted in:Rosamund Pike

2014

17

Mar

Hot Ride of the Day

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I feel like this is what Kate Upton’s boyfriend feels like every time they have sex…and if you don’t like that…here’s a dude eating like Kate Upton probably eats…

I don’t know why I dedicated today’s videos to the Grand Daughter of the founder of Whirlpool…who made a career out of her rich girl tits…but I guess I am brainwashed by her sloppy tits too…drinking the sloppy tit koolaid… deal with it.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Mar

Jessica Alba Walking of the Day

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I started the site in a time when Jessica Alba was the biggest deal, even though she can hardly act, and never got nude in movies, making her pretty useless as far as my very astute taste in women goes..it’s like either give me talent or titties…this filler shit that looks alright cuz it isn’t fat and has a nice enough Mexican face is ok, but I don’t celebrate shit unless I see her tits…and that was before being a mom of two…

So I guess I am posting this as a memory of what was, or maybe to say she’s not so great, or maybe to speak to you old timers who haven’t moved the fuck on, or as a reminder to the new comers who don’t remember who Jessica Alba was because she hasn’t mattered the last 10 years…that she doesn’t matter, even when in clown pants and her corporate mom site shirt…but people like me will post it anyway…even though they are the worst paparazzi pics pretty much ever…

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Posted in:Jessica Alba