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2014

18

Mar

Chloe Green’s Tits on a Boat of the Day

My claim to fame wasn’t when Chloe Green told me off….

This was in an era before she polluted her body with J.Lo’s ex husband, who no living person should ever have sex with, since he’s a monster, let alone some clearly broken down rich girl, who’s billionaire dad has been buying her love her whole life, which I guess isn’t enough for her, because she went onto that weirdness….weirdness that has recently ended and that has given her the chance to mend the pieces of her broken heart on her 100 million dollar yacht she’s showing her titties on…

If she hadn’t blocked me, I would totally try to save her, not for her trust fund, but because I truly care about someone so far gone she’d date Mark Anthony…that shit is just beyond my scope of comprehension…

Even when fat and ugly, as Chloe Green is, regardless of her billion dollar inheritance, she’s too young and fresh for that latin lover…I mean find a college kid with no standards, they are out there, uglier girls than her fuck all the time…I mean if she’s looking for higher profile, at least go for someone who isn’t Mark Anthony.

The whole thing confusing…her tits on a boat…not so exciting…but still tits….sad sad tits…

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Posted in:Chloe Green

2014

18

Mar

Emily Didonato Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

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Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

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Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

18

Mar

Leila Spilman for Purple of the Day

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Leila Spilman is apparently some Colorado based model I think… who has done a lot of topless work before because being topless isn’t a big deal and once you do it once…your tits live…but more importantly, it usually leads to better gigs…

What it comes down to is that she’s got a great fucking body…and who is now in some fashionable, snapshot series, in some ghetto hipster apartment shot by the main dude at Puprle Magazine, Brad Elterman …and I think I may be in love…but probably not…she’s just better to look at than my fat wife who hasn’t put a shirt on yet today…Thanks for that pig woman I share a bed with.

Posted in:Leila Spilman

2014

18

Mar

Cable TV Nudity of the Day

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I am a fan that cable TV has nudity, it’s the only way TV could really survive when put up against the porn filled internet, because there was a time when you had no choice but to jerk off to Baywatch, phone sex infomercials, and music videos…so it’s progress as a concept…but it still hasn’t happened on network TV, cuz based on the Seinfeld and Cosby porn parody, sitcoms would be better with full penetration.

Here’s some nudity from TV…just because I like nudity in all medias…

SOME NICHOLE BLOOM CHICK SHOWING YOU HO TO GET ON TV:

EMMY ROSSUM HID HER NIPPLES STILL A WHORE:

LENA DUNHAM SHOULD HAVE HID HER NIPPLES, STILL A COW :

TO KEEP ON TOP OF ALL CABLE NUDITY FOLLOW THIS THREAD IN Madam Meow’s stepFORUM of Love

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|HBOobs|Lena Dunham

2014

18

Mar

Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary.

The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2014

18

Mar

Fanny Francois Is Hot for HUIT Lingerie of the Day

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I once did a post on this Belgian model and her blue Belgian waffle called THE WORST LINGERIE CATALOG EVER ….

I called her out as some aspiring model, probably willing to let Terry Richardson cum on her face to get ahead, but who instead is booking some jobs, like this one for HUIT Magazine, that reminds me that if shot properly, and cheap, weird looking model can look amazing, and more importantly it reminds me that I can fall in love with pictures of models…without even knowing if the girl in the picture is the worst fucking thing ever…because I know I won’t ever meet her, which cancels out all that noise like personality…

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Here she is in some topless video from December

Posted in:Fanny Francois

2014

18

Mar

Kelly Brook Perfume AD No One Cares About of the DAy

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Kelly Brook is so hit or miss. She goes from fat to skinny, dumpy to kinda hot, while the one thing that stays constant is her big fucking tits, tits responsible for her career, that you really isn’t all that much of a career, it’s not like she’s acting in real movies, or doing anything that matters, she just milks her tits, to leverage her fan base and I guess sell them shitty product…like this perfume…in a “why the fuck would you buy Kelly Brook Perfume”…kind of way. Proving that even if just moderately famous, you can make money. These instagram models are onto something..

All this to say I have seen her VAGINA STICK ITS TOUNGE OUT AT ME

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

18

Mar

Russian Parents Singing Jared Leto Music of the Day

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Russians are fucking crazy, thanks to being raised communist and having no souls.

Jared Leto, who you may still be masturbating to memories of your youth, watching My So Called Life box, a show that was insanely popular with girls you wanted to fuck, but that made me want to kill myself in the 90s, every time any girl I was with would make me watch it…because listing to an average at best looking Claire Danes whine about her problems with some weirdo Grunge era teen angst that I hoped ended the same way Kurt Cobain did…is in an internationally successful rock band when not winning Oscars….that was recently in Russia.

Russian media, in being fucking crazy, because they are Russian, had weird Russian fans who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, have their weird Russian Parents, who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, do weird Russian skits, singing his music, that you may not be into, but that you can still appreciate because Russian videos are the new Cat meme of the internet.

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Mar

Colombian President Pees Himself During a Speech of the Day

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If you’re up to speed on Colombian news and I don’t just mean snorting coke of hooker pussy while they cry a silent cry behind their make-up and emptiness thanks to be broken…you will already have seen Juan Manuel Santos Calderón, who I assume is a drug cartel funded politician making leading his campaign trail…one weak bladder at a time…and dude does it so gracefully, with swagger like it didn’t even happen, because if you act like it didn’t other people start believing it didn’t. It’s pretty much the foundation of how girls I have sex with go on living.

If you don’t like that you may like this Vietnamese Transport of the Day, that may be primitive but is much more effective than Malaysian transport….

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Instead of telling girls “I’d still smell your hair while whispering something romantic as I was standing behind you at Starbucks…as I do with all strangers…” as my tinder pick up line to make girls feel like a Disney Princess..I decided to take action and do it. Follow your dreams people, write it down and make it happen…Words of Wisdom.

Here are some links..

Babes Tugging At Their Clothes
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Rihanna in Jail to Celebrate Chris Brown’s Jail
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Superman with a Go Pro
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The Duke Girl has Done Porn…
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Nuns are Fun
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Paris Hilton – Crop Top
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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If Women’s Roles in Ads Were Played By Men
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This Dude From Montreal is Next Level..
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Inspriational Skeletor Memes
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Posted in:stepLINKS