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2014

17

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Other Girls Paid To Instagram Underwear of the Day

Kendall Jenner is in underwear, either part of an underwear campaign her mom sold her to, or as part of an attempt to get an underwear campaign, or even as a product placement she was paid to instagram that doesn’t matter but that is clearly corporate sponsored and sold like every aspect of these Truman Show motherfuckers…

I don’t care that they played shit right, that they are huge earners, or even that they are smart, or lovely people…I care that what the represent is evil…even this cute hairy one…who isn’t even a Kardashian but who has been tainted by the same morals and values of a Kardashian…without the one good thing about a Kardashian….the sex tape…

Update – It’s a Calvin Klein underwear campaign using people with a lot of instagram followers like some fashion bloggers some models, and Kendall Jenner…here are all the pics…Product placement on instagram – is nothing sacred.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

17

Mar

Daisy Lowe, Anja Rubik and Lara Stone Naked in Antidote Magazine of the Day

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Antidote has taken fashion models…I mean that is if you consider Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she never wanted because her tranny fucking husband never told her he had a love child with a groupie who at 18 had to paternity test to deny, but instead confirmed…leaving her some daddy issue titty flashing Daisy Lowe…along with other actual models…and pretty much made them subjects of soft core porn that if this was the 70s would be considered obscene and would have got Larry Flint shot, but since it’s the 2010s…it’s considered art…the world is progressing…#fact.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Daisy Lowe|Lara Stone

2014

17

Mar

Nicole Trunfio’s Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio is some Australian TITTY MODEL who lives or lived in the States where she tried to get famous enough to be in Victoria’s Secret or some shit, but who instead got Famous back home, where she booked a TV hosting gig, because America doesn’t need Australia, it has too many immigrants from other places to steal the Jobs from their own, to afford another…

So in ways, Nicole Trunfio has taken her tits and really made something of herself, in other ways she’s a complete failure who couldn’t cut it in Hollywood, but still has all the time in the world, at least before turning 30 to make it happen, now with Australian TV experience to get her a gig…and I guess all that matters is that she’s in a bikini…and that her boyfriend is black..yes white fans…black penis has desecrated this, but I am sure based on her look and eagerness to win at life, a lot worse has been up in her…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2014

17

Mar

Jojo Levesque in Some Bra Top of the Day

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I remember when Jojo was jailbait…you know straight for the mall tour to MTV…where creeps everywhere embraced her. Then she turned 18, got a black boyfriend, disappeared and spent all her month for what was probably 10 years…but now she’s back, showing her tits and ass to get noticed…because when you’ve thrown away your window of opportunity, tits and ass is the only way to get it back.

So here she is on the road at SXSW…in a bra top she performed in and showing her asshole in a fuck position to just enough exhibitonism to keep the fans wanting a little more sliding it to the side to fuck her…

Posted in:JoJo

2014

17

Mar

Dani Thorne in a Sports Bra of the Day

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I don’t know who Dani Thorne, but I assume she’s a raver, at least based on her raver outfit. I also assume she’s related to jailbait Bella Thorne and older sister hipster, naked for art or high concept Thorne…and I don’t know why I am bothering with this pic oh right…her shirt is like a bra and I guess that means something to me…just not very much…but I’m posting it anyway cuz bras may be the devil, but are better than shirts…

Posted in:Dani Thorne

2014

17

Mar

Rosamund Pike in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

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I don’t know who Rosamund Pike is…I guess I could google her…but what would that really accomplish or change…I mean someone felt she was important enough to paparazzi, and who would I be to not recognize her bikini body as being something more important than actual hot under 40 girls in bikini I can see on instagram…

So here she is, her vagina looks weird, but her abs look weirder…fun.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosamund Pike

2014

17

Mar

Hot Ride of the Day

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I feel like this is what Kate Upton’s boyfriend feels like every time they have sex…and if you don’t like that…here’s a dude eating like Kate Upton probably eats…

I don’t know why I dedicated today’s videos to the Grand Daughter of the founder of Whirlpool…who made a career out of her rich girl tits…but I guess I am brainwashed by her sloppy tits too…drinking the sloppy tit koolaid… deal with it.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Mar

Jessica Alba Walking of the Day

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I started the site in a time when Jessica Alba was the biggest deal, even though she can hardly act, and never got nude in movies, making her pretty useless as far as my very astute taste in women goes..it’s like either give me talent or titties…this filler shit that looks alright cuz it isn’t fat and has a nice enough Mexican face is ok, but I don’t celebrate shit unless I see her tits…and that was before being a mom of two…

So I guess I am posting this as a memory of what was, or maybe to say she’s not so great, or maybe to speak to you old timers who haven’t moved the fuck on, or as a reminder to the new comers who don’t remember who Jessica Alba was because she hasn’t mattered the last 10 years…that she doesn’t matter, even when in clown pants and her corporate mom site shirt…but people like me will post it anyway…even though they are the worst paparazzi pics pretty much ever…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

17

Mar

Sara Sampaio Does a Springbreak Party of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess has to contractually go to some of their shitty events because otherwise they’d just recruit some other immigrant willing to whore out the brand harder in exchange for a USA work visa…

The event was some Spring Break party, where a bunch of ugly mainstream college kids got drunk, before getting herpes or pregnant, so thirsty for someone hot, famous and not fat, that when Sara Sampaio came out, everyone went nuts, like the ginger.

Hardly news, hardly interesting…if anything it makes me wonder why I didn’t go on Spring Break this year to creep on all these young idiot girls who don’t know better and are willing to make bad decisions…but ultimately, in doesn’t interest me at all…if anything, it scares me.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

17

Mar

Welfare Dude of the Day

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I live in Canada so I am used to people on Welfare and figure it’s just part of life, but it always makes me laugh at how mad Americans, especially that rich get about people on Welfare, it’s a system that is in place, people use it, deal with it…but for some reason they find it so fucking offensive that people get 180 dollars in food stamps and they call it piggy backing on the tax dollars of the nation…like the host really thinks that this dude is stealing 5 cents out of his motherfucking pocket, instead of looking at how corrupt the actual government is, in terms of Salary the officials get, in terms of travel expenses, in terms of the government being a fucking scam…

I also like how dude suggests he works at In and Out Burger, then follows up saying how much he likes In and Out burger, because he’s probably paid by in and out burger…when no one over the age of 16 wants to work at In and Out Burger…

The whole thing seems like a SNL Skit, it’s funny on a lot of levels…watch.

Posted in:Videos