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2014

13

Mar

Kim Kardashian Bikini Selfies of the Day


I posted something on Facebook the yesterday about the instagram model lie, which I guess is the real model lie, as well as the real pig who made it onto TV via a sex tape for having a big round fake ass…

It’s basically how to do before and after fitness pics, that make a girl go from a fatty to a ripped toned babe, in a matter of minutes, using shading from self tanning make-up, the right clothes, and angles…

After seeing Kim Kardashian Paparazzi pics from the last few days, years, months, fucking forever, it is safe to say, every scam, lie, smoke and mirror trick in the book, from possibly not even being a selfie, but rather shot by a photographer and edited, since there is NO way this bitch looks like this…

My gay lover at DLISTED POSTED THESE PICS OF HER FROM YESTERDAY

It’s safe to say…not the same fucking person…other than the ass implant you can see from her front…it’s all a smoke show…kinda like everything about her…

This is what Kim K’s Bikini Selfie Reminds me of…a fucking disaster.

UPDATE – Apparently Kim K put on this bikini to prove she fits in her 15 year old sister’s bikini because it’s important for the world to know that fabric stretches and that her 4 fooot 11 fat ass wears the same size as her 6 foot tall sister… SOURCE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…..

I was up all night negotiating nudes as I do…it’s too bad nudes aren’t a currency, or like a big business transaction, because the brain power I put into that shit, is probably more than some top executives put into their billion dollar businesses…but the thing is, I am only motivated by tacos, nudes, and naps…so I guess in my own way, I’m a huge success…

Here are some morning links…

WWE Divas with Basketballs….
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Lohan Showed Up to Work
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Kim Kardashian’s Exploded Disco Ball Outfit
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Girls in Workout Shorts
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Veronica Mars Panties
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Bad Joke of the Day
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Some Chick Named Jess Kingham Tits
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Ronald McDonald Selfies
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I HAVE SO MANY GIRLS…FROM THE COMFORT OF MY COUCH
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Mar

Late Night Erotica of the Day

I saw of these pics of this model CASEY …and a little part of me died because I know I will never have sex with her…not because I have no game, but because I only have sex with virgins, at least that’s how it feels while they just lay there with that scared, medicated look on their faces…

I don’t know what I am saying, But I do know I didn’t eat out any girls, or more importantly, lick their assholes, but CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I bought the intern a 30 dollar vibrator months ago…and she hasn’t worked since…but she does send killer snap chaps

The highlight of my day is always eating tacos..I am such a Mexican Stereotype…but whether it is the traditional mexican food, or some random spicy unshowered hooker…I’m about that life…not that what I am about matters..that’s why I am giving you links to other sites to click on and have romance with….

Top Ten Celebrities Lohan Has Allegedly Fucked
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Shailene Woodley in Teen Vogue
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Hot fucking Asses
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Selena Gomez Midriff
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Chrissy Teigen Naked on Instagram
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Janice is the Slut of the Day
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25 Hardest Partying Athletes of All Time…
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7 Beaches With Good Views…
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Alessandra and Behati are Posing Together
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Rosie Hungtinton Whitely Lingerie
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The Best Tit Slip of the Day
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Scarlett Johansson’s
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Krysten Ritter is Skinny
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Mini Pool Trick Shot
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Photoshop Has Gone Too Far
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Kim Kardashian’s Awesome Fat Ass
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Website Model Dances to Pump up the Jam
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Courtney Stodden’s Breasts Back On TV
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Keith Richards does Kids Books
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Truths About Children’s TV
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Rumer Willis Has a Hot Booty
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Ugly Crying Faces…
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NOOOOOOOO! The Dwarf Midget Freaks Exploited for TV are Breaking Up
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Dancing not he Street Corner Because He Lost a Bet
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Putin’s Mistress is Bendy….
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8 Shots I Would Drink on Spring Break
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True Detective Deleted Scene of the Day
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1989 Internet Headlines if they Happened Today
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Tara Holt in her Place of the Day
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Tito Ortiz and his New GF Go Out with the Kids to Help Drive Jenna Jameson to Suicide.
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Seinfeld if it Was Really About Nothing….
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Maklemores Toilet Seat Song is Bad….
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30,000 Dollar Vibrating Bed
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Vera Farmiga Topless in Down to the Bone
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Some Hot Sports Related Bitch
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A Whole Bunch of Solid Built Bitches
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10 Fooods I Would Eat
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What Your Teen Show Guilty Pleasure Says About You
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Girls With Tattoos
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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Lesbian Scissors…
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Squirt City USA
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Tanner Mayes Porno Meltdown
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Top 10 #HUMPDAY Pornstar Tweets
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Slutty Pool Sharks!
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Girl Make Butt Love to a Bottle of Vodka
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Perv Secretly Films Nudist
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A Whole Lot of Rope Bondage
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Redhead Gives Birth to a Bouncing Baby
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Geek Girl Masturbates in a Bathroom…
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Dude Fucks Up a Rubber Bitch
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Rene Star is a Slut
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Another Pervert Films Nudist Pussy at the Beach
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Hot Blonde Lingerie
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Mar

Bobbi Kristina Brown Bikini Pics of the Day

This is Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of Bobbi Brown and dead singing Crackwhore Whitney Houston…who is married to her brother…showing off her bikini body…clearly because people are teasing her for being an emotional eater, up on some Jennifer Hudgens, my whole family is dead so I eat burgers, Precsious shit…only to show us all that she’s clearly her mother’s daughter, up on some meth and or other street drugs that make eating obsolete….

I don’t know, I find the whole thing pretty erotic, but that’s just because I hate fat people…and take skinny anyway it comes…especially with bikini camel toe…

Posted in:Bobbi Kristina

2014

12

Mar

Nina Agdal and Some Useless Instagram Model for OP of the Day

They cast Nina Agdal in some shitty, commercial, Walmart bikini brand campaign video, alongside a bunch of instagram models, because I guess they throw the budget at the babe Sports Illustrated lent them, and the midget instagram models with over 100k followers on instagram, do it for free…not to mention, they make the real model look like an actual model, you know like average girls who use fat chicks to make themselves hotter, and all of a sudden your shitty product line makes sense…because you’ll get some buzz….

I am not a core anything, I don’t care if something is authentic, nothing really is anymore, everything is mainstream shit, I just know OP is garbage, made in afghanistan, gives yeast infection shit, I used to know some girl who’s father ran it and even she wouldn’t be caught dead in the shit, it’s just designed for tweens with no style, and/or money, leveraging a surf brand-name from the 80s… But I will say…Nina Agdal looks alright in a bikini…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

12

Mar

Alessandra and Behati Together for an Evil Corporation of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo were together for some Evil Victoria’s Secret brainwashing promotional tour…to help bring some aspirational marketing to the fat Americans who actually shot at Victoria’s Secret…cuz I know for a fact, even these Victoria’s Secret models don’t wear this cheap shit made by Bangledeshi childer for a dollar a 20 hour work day, all to give fat white Americans cheap overpriced lace panties that give them yeast infections and make them look silly trying to turn on their husbands……honourable work little Radeep can be proud of…

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

12

Mar

Life’s Biggest Tragedy of the Day

I think it is one of life’s great tragedies that Courtney Stodden has under 6,000 instagram followers…whether she only started her instagram 2 weeks ago or not, it is safe to say her and her cartoon tits represent all that is good in America. You know that you can go from being a stripper who couldn’t afford a decent tit job pushing 30, to a 16 year old bride to some random client you had, who happened to be on TV, and who happened to be willing to carry you to the tabloid top….that int end resulted in the tits you ever wanted

To me, she’s the queen in our monarch-free nation. Put her on our money. Make a statue in her honour…or a sex doll..which I guess already exists…and looks identical to this..this selfie making machine who needs a sex tape…

I am in love, I’ve already reached out to her people to make a documentary on our first date. It will happen and it will be magical…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2014

12

Mar

Miley Cyrus Instagrams Her Underwear of the Day

Miley Cyrus loves attention. That may not be news to you…but it involves her being half naked so that’s news enough for me to post…she’s a vile little creature, who represents all evil, in some identity crisis that involves her doing anything for attention, even being half naked, that unfortunately isn’t all that hot half naked, but that is planting the seed in girls everywhere to be half naked, and as far as I’m concerned that makes her a hero….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

12

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Face of the Day

Remember when Jennifer Anistion was considered this hot thing all because she was on TV and had hard nipples? Or more importantly remember when Jennifer Aniston played a stripper a year ago in a movie like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…

Well here’s Jennifer Aniston…now…not looking’ her best…

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston