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2014

14

Mar

Irina Shayk Modelling Lingerie of the Day

As Russia gets ready to rape the Ukraine, I am always ready to rape Russian Irina Shayk…in the most romantic way you can possibly rape someone…not that you can actually rape a Russian, they have no souls and will do anything for 20 US Dollars and a pair of Levis…or a Michael Jackson CD….

But this Irina Shayk who has fucked the system and become one of the better or hotter models..instead of being a mail order bride, or cam girl like her friends, all because she found a john to save her who happened to be famous..gives hope to all the Russian women, and if they email me, I can sort them out with a place to stay…right here on my face…but only if they look like IRINA….

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2014

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about some hangovers is that you’re still drunk. I am pretty sure it’s that kind of day…but then again, in a world where a plane goes missing, probably for insurance reasons, you can’t be too sure of anything…nothing is real, except maybe for love…but even that will rape your insides…or leave you in prison…

Here are some morning links…

Scarjo’s Pregnant Boobs
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Thanks to these Anti Vaccine Parents – The Black Plague is Making a Comeback
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13 Athlete Photographers
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This Guy and his Cosplay Kills Me
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Looking Down Ashley Greene’s Shirt!
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Terry Said He’s a Victim – He Also Made 50 Million Dollars Last Year…
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YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THESE GIRLS STICK IN THEIR VAGINAS NIGHTLY
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NBC is doing a Rosemary’s Baby Mini-Series…What?
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The Strangest Things Overheard in Line Waiting for Movies at SXSW
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Best Job Ever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk….but not drunk enough.

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Bitch on a Bulldozer
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Guy Doing the Worst Cosplay Ever
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Hot Workout Short Pics
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Britney in a Smart Car
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Winnie Cooper in Short Spandex Shorts
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First Sniff a First Kiss Parody
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Kylie Jenner Tries on Kim’s Bikini…Ok..
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Rihanna and Drake Holding Hands!
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Dictionary of TV Nerd Terminology
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Looking Down Ashley Greene’s Shirt
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Jordan Carver is Such a Slut
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Jessie Andrews – Music Video
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Colin Powell Selfie
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Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Shaq Spends 1000 dollars a Week on Apps
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Sophia Bush in Maxim
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Anastasia Ashley is on a Boat
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Paula Labaredas is hot in Jeans
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Awkward Boner GIF
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Sasha Grey is Some Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Was in the True Detective Opening
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Lena Dunham in Glamour Scares Me
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I Like Me Some Faith
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Cameron Diaz Throwback Topless Beach
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Rita Ora is Kinda Hot and Half Naked on Set
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Jennifer Lopez Booty in Pink Pants
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Emma Watson Gets Sexy for Elle
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Alex Jones Panties
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Ashley Tisdale LEgs
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Benedict Cumberbatch Photobombing U2
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Maitland Ward Pokies
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Rumer Willis has a Hot Ass
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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Broke Up
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First Handjob – First Kiss Parody
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Courtney Stodden is a Goddess
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Jessica Alba is Hot at a Nylon Party
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Cristy Rice in a Bikini
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Lily Allen Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Is Fun To Look At
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Natasha Oakley Looks Good in a Bikini
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Style Icon of the Day
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Top 10 Porn #THONG #THURSDAYS
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Lohan was a Failure on 2 Broke Girls – Who Were Using Her To Get Press – You See They Wanted her to Fail
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Latex at the Gym
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Amateur Strip
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Hidden Hotel Cam – Shower
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Babe Does a Dance
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Monster Dildo!
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Mar

US Airways Plane Crash Selfie of the Day

I’ve flown on US Airways before, it is some seriously ghetto shit…I am surprised this is the first time one of their planes went down…that is assuming that their planes weren’t re-purposed accidented planes….

Either way, this pic is so good.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

13

Mar

The Model Terry Richardson Came on of the Day

If you’re wondering who the classy girl letting the photographer shoot up her skirt….

Her name is Charlotte Waters and I don’t even want to say her name…because she has come out as the model who Terry Richardson came on, in a time when she wanted to be a model, and allowed Terry Richardson to cum on her….like she let Kern shoot up her skirt…and obviously, she came out, that was the whole point of her going on reddit to call Terry out in the first place…Fame and the support of confused feminists who don’t know Terry….

The fact, from my perspective is that she shot with Terry because she was a groupie, flattered and trying to increase her profile. She let whatever happen and didn’t give any signs of being not into it because she was into it…only 4 years later, now that she’s a feminist and her modelling career didn’t work out for her…she’s pulling the I am a victim card to seek attention.

To say a dude abuses his power to fuck girls, or cum on girls, is bullshit, girls can choose who they fuck, when they fuck them and it’s just that fucking simple. If a girl fucks me cuz I have a website, girls fuck me cuz I have a website, is that really my fault…just like if a girl fucks a dude with a Ferrari cuz he has a Ferrari his fault for having a Ferrari

Obviously, she’s going to play the feminist card…but when I see that she’s shot for notorious nude photographer Richard Kern, I know exactly the kind of girl she is…

So VOCATIV did this exclusive interview wither her that I didn’t read because I already know what her hustle s…

I will also say I know, personally, at least 20 people who know Terry Richardson casually, professionally, and as legitimate friends with him…and not one person has ever said he was sleazy, or that he is disrespectful…and that makes me think if this did happen, it was because the girl was actively participating…

Not to mention, she’s really not that hot, and cumming on her face probably made her more appealing to begin with…you know like ugly porn chicks are hotter cuz they do porn..

Here’s the interview if you care about a Groupie upset things didn’t work out for her….because groupies love groupie-ing-until the groupie-ing is done. Groupies are their own breed of pathetic…

CLICK MORE TO SEE THE INTERVIEW IF YOU CARE

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Posted in:Groupie

2014

13

Mar

Emma Watson Does Elle of the Day

Emma Watson was in Elle.

I am only posting it because I find Emma Watson a funny character, only because her fan base, a ridiculously loyal fan base, is made up by a huge percentage of creepy perverts that are Harry Potter fans and who watched her grow up. You know, who waited for the day she turned 18 to jerk off to her…like most creepy pervert fans who have obsessive behavior about random nerd shit…

Posted in:Emma Watson

2014

13

Mar

Gigi Hadid Naked in V Man of the Day

A few weeks ago, I exposed GIGI HADID like she was Kate Upton and her grandfather invented the Washing Machine…only instead her parents were rich real estate fame whores in LA…friends with everyone making me assume Sports Illustrated pics their models up at the country club, or wherever else rich connected kids hang out…

That said, I don’t care why Gigi Hadid gets half naked in pictures. I don’t care why she feels like she needs to be in front of the camera…I just know that it’s a great level of insecurity, or validation seeking, that may come with when a girl has everything she ever needed…like a 100 million dollar trust fund…

She’s richer than Paris Hilton’s family was when Paris leaked the sex tape. She has everything, but the one thing she needs is for people to jerk off to her?

It’s so strange, it comes from such a weird place, but the fact is she’s young and getting naked for attention and really, that’s the kind of attention I want all girls seeking, whether they can pay their rent or not…

The real question I have in all this is whether her dad jerks off to these pics…and whether he is the reason she models…because it fills his sick self loving perversion..

Who knows…here are the pics as she milk her SI shoot like she was Kate Upton…only less fat….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

13

Mar

Cute Kitty Video of the Day

I wish more of these cat themed viral videos that people are still really into, and excited about, even though we’ve all seen everything a cat is capable of, were far more like this…

This is the cute, heart warming, kitty shit I am into.

Posted in:Videos

2014

13

Mar

Jen Selter’s LIE Does Vanity Fair of the Day

In the event you don’t know, there’s a girl named Jen Selter who has gone viral for taking these staged fitness butt selfies on instagram…

She’s got a shitty face, her butt isn’t all that good, she’s just one of those instagram people who know how to pose properly….proven by these Vanity Fair pics, where she looks below fucking average at best…and her ass, this celebrated booty…looks like shit…

Now, being the most important guy on the internet, I have scoop on this girl…

Her story is that she’s a very rich New Yorker, who’s dad hired a PR company to hustler her ass to the internet, generating huge fucking buzz, but what they didn’t tell you, since they are PR people, is that she’s had a lot of plastic surgery … and people I know who know her are convinced that these are just butt implants…and I’m not saying that to be a hater…but they seem to think she’s not into fitness, that she’s had her face re-done, badly, I mean I’d hate to see what she looked like before she had her face done…and that this hype is all a lie…

The good news is that sure she monetizes her instagram a little, but she’ll probably never really be famous, or hosting TV, or a Kardashian with a reality show, what she does requires no talent…but then again…mainstream media is starving and they’ll take anyone they think people want to watch….so who knows…maybe she’ll be the next rapper fucking, vile human being with a sex tape that I will not only watch, but promote, because that shit will make me enough money to buy the Tesla I always wanted…

All this to say, her ass isn’t even that good. You’re all crazy. I can’t believe Vanity Fair is covering this nonsense. The world is doomed.

TO see the article CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jen Selter

2014

13

Mar

Joanna Krupa Topless for Randall Slavin of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a funny story to me.

She was a low level Men’s Magazine model who grew up in Chicago or some shit, but pretended she was all war torn communist because her family escaped Poland in the 80s when she was 2…

That’s not to say she wasn’t a hot low level, men’s magazine, local model who really wanted to be as famous as possible, who probably made 30k a year with her modelling, but it is to say that she realized that she needed to make a serious move at around 30, that would give her the exposure she always felt she deserved…you know she didn’t buy those fake tits to be a stripper….

So she booked Dancing with the Stars, became household, and everything fucking changed for her, taking her from no name, irrelevant girl with a sugar daddies, because sugar daddies like published models to fuck…to a reality star with sugar daddies, because that’s the whole basis of her show…

But no matter how top tier her career gets with garbage TV projects…she’s always gonna be the eager little model who never was to me…

Here she is in a pic for Randall Slavin, who in case you didn’t know, and you probably didn’t, shoots Victoria’s Secret.

Posted in:Joanna Krupa