2014
12
Mar
I know a good strategy to advertise a horror movie staring Scarlett Johansson….use her chunky legs as the poster…that shit will scare anyone with any fucking taste…who realize that Scarlett Johansson is a monster…even after she’s photoshopped…with her thighs rubbing together like some sort of mess…not that these are even her legs…that’s just the rumor…her legs..I am sure are retaining much more water than this…and not just because she’s pregnant.
Posted in:Scarlett Johansson
2014
12
Mar
Tara Mackey is one of my favorite up and coming models who I can google and see nude…She’s all over music videos and making all kinds of moves and I assume we’ll be hearing a lot more from her in the months to come…I have an eye for this kind of thing…but I would prefer if we keep seeing a lot more for her, because she’s hot as fuck…
Here she is in some beach pics I stole from the internet, because that’s what I do with girls I have crushes on…
Posted in:Tara Mackey
2014
12
Mar
I don’t know what this guy is Huffing, but I know that I would like to spend a day walking around with him. He has an interesting face and must have an interesting story that probably involves throwing his feces at the people passing by…
I guess I’m just envious of the homeless, they are the real winners at life who made the move to just drop out of society and not fuck around with what they were told to fuck around with, it’s freedom motherfuckers…they don’t even pay taxes…they win…
Posted in:Videos
2014
12
Mar
Marina Nery is some no name model who shot for Terry Richardson like other no name models before her…some of whom come out of the woodwork and blame him for raping their faces…others who go onto be successful models…but for some weird reason the ones who go onto be successful models never complain about him, they never say he did anything inappropriate and they always say he was nothing but professional..
That’s not to say he doesn’t give into some girls, lure them in with his photography, like every dude everywhere does with whatever asset they have, whether it is a fit body, money, a good job…it’s just to say, that he treats real models like models…and groupie whores…like well…groupie whores…who try to expose him to get the attention they never had..
I’m not so into his pics, but there is some cleavage.
Posted in:Marina Nery
2014
12
Mar
Nina Agdal is in some bikini campaign, because that is what Nina Agdal does…and as far as I’m concerned it’s just another bitch in a bikini photoshoot that looks like every other bikini photoshoot, whether her body is rocking’ or not…
It’s just an era where hot body girls post bikini pics of themselves all fucking day on instagram, that girls like Nina Agdal become average and the pro shots of them because stagnant…like a swamp…that reminds me of her pussy…since Adam Levine has come in it…
I am probably one of the only dudes who is bored of girls in bikinis…what’s next for me…stay tuned…but I assume it involves asshole….
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2014
12
Mar
Lara Stone is a big titty, high paid, top level model, who tried to sue me once, all because I posted pics of her big tits in a bikini on her honeymoon with her husband, who is a fat comedian, because girls like this, you know top tier models who think they are hot as fuck don’t care if a motherfucker is fat, they just care that they are rich, successful and on TV….
That said, here she is covering up her tits, like some kind of whore, who doesn’t bring what she’s supposed to…
Posted in:Lara Stone
2014
12
Mar
Bregje Heinen posted this edit from the Sports Illustrated video that I am not sure is official Sports Illustrated swimsuit, but that I am going to say is hot…but only because I have a thing for Dutch speaking models who have names that sound like the sounds I make after I’ve drank too much and eating bad sea food…
That’s all I have to say about that…
Posted in:Bregje Heinen
2014
12
Mar
Samantha York is some non existent model…She’s barely matters and has barely left a mark in any way on the modelling world…but I assume that she’s just getting started and she’s doing it the way I like all models to start their career, in erotic nudes that are artistic and that remind me of skin mags from the 70s…bush included…it’s pretty much the best thing available to me to get off to. Porn bores me, fashion is too tame, this is a good middle ground…and there’s something highly erotic about bush…whether it’s on my face or I’m coming on it…I love it.
Posted in:Samantha York
2014
12
Mar
This is a Spanish Dog attaching a bunch of people on the beach in Spain.
I assume he’s been taken out back and shot for being a violent since this video was shot by a very helpful passerby, who was like “I’m not getting in the middle of that shit, I’ll just video tape it for Worldstar”…
As a person who hates people because people are self serving pieces of shit, I can’t help but take the dogs side in all this…even when violent he looks so cute and ready for cuddles…right?…
Either way, crazy video…
Posted in:Videos
2014
12
Mar
Ireland Baldwin is rumoured to be single, not that anyone cares about the relationship status of a girl at 18, since it is not really “taken” unless there are babies involved or a kidnapping and she lives in a basement…they just think they are because they are young and stupid….
That said, apparently she is in some identity crisis that I am sure she’ll be going through for the rest of her life, all because she’s in the shadow of her parents who are both pretty famous…fame that Ireland wants so bad and that she’s trying to get with a clever instagram, a modelling agency, that she’s kinda changed her direction from aspiring bikini model….to aspiring ratchet tweaking in a hip hop video…
Both work for me.
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
