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2023

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The Academy Awards happened, I don’t watch that propaganda, culture void, bullshit pretending to be celebrating art, when they’re just celebrating profit and pandering the the rest of the world, whether with CHASTAIN in a COVID mask, or other propaganda about GAY RIGHTS, or WAKANDA FOREVER, or BOLLYWOOD< or ASIAN grannies who go to space....it's just a bunch of rich fucks jerking themselves off in a boring setting, that may have once been classy, but that's dying as it tries to maintain the prestige it fucking had... We've got a round up of EVERYTHING OSCAR IN THE FORUM THANKS TO THE BRILLIANT MIND OF MEOW because I’ll assume you, along with the rest of the world don’t waste your time on that masturbatory, insular, bullshit….

The point of the story is, Hollywood is dead, they’re holding on with their deep pockets, but no one fucking cares and it’s been nice to watch an industry that was so important in all of our lives at various points in our life, totally collapse….with terrible fucking people on board for the collapse….like the banking system…

Soulless, meaningless, useless cunts….

I’m ready for new Hollywood, or the internet attacks that turn off the internet and force us back into being human for the next 50 years when they figure out how to turn it back on again….

In the meantime, here’s my contribution to the culture-less VOID of society….with stepLINKS…

CAM GIRL OF THE DAY
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Morgan Freeman Checking Out Margot Robbie’s Boobs
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Emrata’s Sheer Dress
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Hockey Star Mikayla Demaiter Brings It
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Weird Oscar Look
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Crackhead Weirdness
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Naked Weirdos…..
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Ambrosio in Sheer Dress
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Daisy Edgar Jones Topless
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Natasha Bassett See Through….
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7 Shameless Fake Photos
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Sarah Paulson and the Gay Bus
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Tennis Player Donna Vekic Refuses to Shake Lesia Tsurenko’s Hand
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sheer Dress
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Wrestler the Born With No Legs
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Man Drinks 13 Bottles of Gatorade in 3 minutes
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Boobs on the Roller Coaster
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Julia Garner See Through
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Ciara’s Sheer Outfit for the Oscars
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Nicki Minaj in Swimwear
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Best Looks from the Vanity Fair Party
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Motorcycle Race in Brazil
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Decomposition of Coke vs Coke Zero
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Crashing and Fails in Hillclimb Race
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Tennis Player Stefano Tsitsipas Gifts Soccer Player ALisha Lehmann
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Kate Hudson in the Bath
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Techniques Used by Big Ships
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Urban Downhill Mountain Biking
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Crazy Train Crash
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Paige VanZant’s in the Ring
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Gisele Works the Pole
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Old People’s Black and White Pics Colorized
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Baby Deer in a Ditch
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Tires Blowin Up
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Ja Morant is a Great Tipper
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Britney Spears Insane Dancing
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Chantal Jeffries and her Watermelons
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Facts About Bed Bugs
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Slinky Master
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Man Jumped Out of an Aircraft
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Camille Kostek Hot Girl Round Up
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Jennifer Lawrence on All Fours in New Movie
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Everything Oscar!
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Olivia Wilde in a Body Suit
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Chantel Jeffries in a Skimpy Bikini
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Yvonne Strahovski in Black Dress
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Rachel Sennott Big Cleavage
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Rachel Sennot – the New It-Girl and her Tits in a Red Dress
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Tallia Strom in Cleavage in a Black Dress
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Victoria Justice at an Event
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Sofia Vergara in a Animal Print Outfit
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Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor
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Lana Condor in a Pink Dress
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Jenna Ortega on SNL
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Heidi Klum in a Dress
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Kaia Gerber in a Dress at Event
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Karrueche Tran Cleavage
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Kat Graham Big Cleavage
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Anna Kendrick at SXSW
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Demi Moore Big Cleavage
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Rita Ora Cleavage
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Sarah Bolger Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hard Dildo Riding
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Cosplay Tits….
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Baby Got Back
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Reddit Amateur
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Fishnets Dildo Ride
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Mental Mondays
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The Worst of Pornhub….
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Zoom on the Tits!
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Alexis Texas in Playboy…
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Close Up Dildo
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Messy on Symbian
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20 Shit Days
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Mila Amour Naked
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Lip Grabbing Moment
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Naked Sluts in Bed
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Big Tits Riding
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Naked Amateur Your Fave Girl
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Humping the Bed
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Teacher’s AID Getting AIDS
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Fingers be Dripping
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Multiple Creampies Creamy
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Dildo Pussy Grip
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After Party Sex
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Fucking in the Fast lane
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Stack of Pussy
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Dildo Fucker
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Legs Up Creampie
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Sexy Shower Fuck
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Black Lesbian Sex
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Cum in the Mouth
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Elevator Lesbians
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2023

13

Mar

Ashley Benson Tits of the Day

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Ashley Benson has had big tits for a while now, I mean probably since puberty, but we only found out about her when she had that one acting job that happened to be a huge hit of a show that I’ve never seen….but I have seen her tits in various states of naked because she’s been famous for so long the tits have been around….

She unfortunately checked out of celebrity, not because I liked her as a celebrity, but big tit lives matter and when a host body falls off, they end up fat and that’s just a loss for everyone involved.

Luckily, she has been making some kind of comeback in the last few years and apparently she’s still got her tits…and in her comeback there’s been weightloss.

My theory is that she was dyke for a while, just a mean old fake lesbian to claim LGBTQ, but still a lesbian…

Then she went back to cock, started taking loads because she missed it, and now her body is getting the testorterone it needed from the cum inside her, rather than some angry bitch in construction boots and flannel with a strap on….and her body is hormonally regulating itself…

Or she’s starving herself, on drugs, who cares because the gunt has gone and the tits have stayed and that’s really where we want to be.

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2023

13

Mar

Caroline Vreeland Lingerie of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is a hometown hottie, not because she’s from this town, but because she moved her after finding love in Florida and has integrated herself as a fixture in the local community, at least I assume she has. I don’t believe in leaving the basement in which I dwell….I figure the black molds’ got a grip on me and won’t let me out of here.

She’s a LA scenester, turned fashion influencer, who through it all has had EPIC huge, BIGGER than your head tits….that I guess she realized the PEOPLE wanted to see, that the PEOPLE were willing to pay for, because GIANT tits are a fetish for everyone and if you’re born with them, you shouldn’t give them away for free…and if you aren’t willing to work at a stripclub doing lapdances…selling them is a solid strategy in the big tit hustle.

I don’t hate the exclusive content world, I don’t really understand dudes paying for nudes, I figure I’m more of a “the world is competitive, use what you get to get where you need to go” and think collectively, dudes shouldn’t pay for the exclusive content because there will still be ample nudes from women trying to get noticed, trying to get the likes and follows, it’s a currency you know…

Anyway, she’s posing on sheer lingerie with a pair of panties in her mouth, similar to how you jerk off when you’re mom’s grocery shopping, but I doubt her panties are this hot….and the whole shoot is pretty low level porny, featuring female grabbing tits, making it a wild and crazy merge to porno from fashion, the way nature intended when fashion stops paying….

The point of the story, it’s pretty hot.

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2023

13

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I find it insane to see how many medical workers get naked on the internet….

It’s almost as if they aren’t even medical workers, because I would assume medical workers were really responsible humans with real and demanding jobs who have no time to take nudes between shifts, or on shifts….

I’d think it’d be a high stressed existence, where when you’re on the job, you’re actually working and when you’re off the job, you’re disinfecting all the gross shit off of you….or running your family…or doing other shit that doesn’t involve being nude….

So maybe these medical workers are just girls who go to the uniform store, every town has one, and buy up the scrubs as part of their role play fetish….

They can’t be trained women, working in their field, thinking “so this is it, maybe I’ll take nudes to spice it up”…..unless society has normalized that shit and taken then direction….giving them a taste of fame during COVID…MEDICAL HEROES…and now they’re addicted to the limelight, knowing the only way to matter in a post COVID world is NAKED pics on the internet…

Either way, SLUTS at work, especially SERIOUS work, is hot, except for the whole being exposed to way too much bacteria than a PUSSY ever should, you know, like PARIS HILTON..who even in her marriage and fake pregnancy remains a fucking vile pussied whore to me.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

13

Mar

Peyton Roi List Cleavage of the Day

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I think Peyton Roi List is some kind of psy-op designed to fuck with our head….because there are two Petyon Lists and both are actors.

One is born in the 90s *this one, the other is born in the 80s. One was a Disney Kid, the other, who fucking knows, but they have the same fucking name and it’s not like it’s a common name….

I have yet to meet a Peyton outside of a stripclub setting, and I don’t know anyone with the last name LIST, so why the fuck are two Peyton Lists working in entertainment with their own IMDBs and WIKIPEDIAS..

Clearly, a glitch in the matrix, or at least an oversight by the overlords since everything is fake and gay….to just confuse people like me who knows that this is some sort of calculated bullshit, I just don’t know what the point of it is…

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2023

12

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess the appeal of MILFS is the same appeal of GILFS, you just expect them to be sweet, caring, loving, maternal, busy moms and grandmothers….

The kind of lady who makes you dinner, does your laundry and tells you how cute you are when pinching you cheeks….you know that sits down with you on a rainy day and pulls out an activity book, or puzzle or even a game….who drives you and your friends to the movies, or takes you to the arcade….

Not something that fucks….but as it turns out, they fuck, because they are humans and they are perverts….and that makes other perverts happy…”shouldn’t she be mom-ing, where are the kids at daycare or some shit? HOT”….

So whether you’d think their mom pussy was blown out, far too wide and gaping for your little dick to be hot or not…

They are sexual beings, who won’t like being moms be their identity, even if they probably should, since it’s the most important job in the world….you’ve fucked to completion, give it up…

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2023

12

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Happy Bank Run to All who Celebrate…

I mean, seeing these people with their millions of dollars getting eaten up by the collapse, when we’ve all known the collapse was coming since 2020, is pretty wild….

Why did I know that the banking collapse was coming for a few years now?

I have NO money but maybe I know too many criminals who never keep their money in the bank….CASH is king….or at least buy gold…I don’t know…but to let some fucking assholes who don’t respect your money use your money….straight up dumb…

So DrunkenStepfather’s Jesus Martinez who no one knows or cares about saw the collapse coming, because they TOLD us about that, the rich people with the actual money had no idea.

HOW DOES ThAT WORK….I’m not a fucking PROPHET….for PROFIT….but I find it all pretty fucking suspicious.

As much as I hate rich people and think they are vile scum, I don’t really wish for people who have earned, scammed or inherited their millions of dollars, see their million dollars evaporate, I just wonder why they thought it was safe in a bank, instead of in a vault in their basements….they are rich, like have a safe room bro….

You can’t buy SMARTS….

But you can buy women…so here are some babes doing MILK TIT fetish for the weirdos…

Or for the NOW broke fucks who will only find sustenance from sucking on milky tits after knocking up women in the apocalypse!

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2023

10

Mar

Elle Fanning Thigh Highs of the Day

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Elle Fanning is an interesting celebrity sister story of success..

I mean there was a time her sister was a creepy 9 year old who acted like a 50 year old, which for some reason people found endearing or cute, and not fucking alien or disassociative, like some kind of victim of abuse….but yeah, she was thrown in as a young cute kid, capable and professional, only to be swapped out when she got older with the sister they had on the sidelines waiting, not destroyed by child acting…

I guess you could say Liz Olsen of the Olsen Twin sisterhood is like an Elle Fanning, you know a younger sister who made it and outshines the older sisters who paved the way…

But most celebrity sisters end up being try hard, always in the shadow, left in the dark, forgotten, always trying harder to be seen, ending up on Onlyfans, or yelling at the bouncer of nightclubs and exclusive parties “do you know who my sister is”…riding the fucking name as hard as they ride all dicks they can to fill the void of being the loser sibling…

So yeah, Elle Fanning is impressive..

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2023

10

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I’ve had at least one person, I only talk to 2 people, so 50 percent of the people I talk to have sent me information on these digital IDs that they are implementing as some “easier” life for people, when really it’s just part of a sliding scale of surveillance. It started with bikini pics on FB, then you’re showing me ads of the things I talk about in another room from my phone, then you’re tracking all my purchases, like we all basically have a digital ID already, which is the rationale of “why not let them have it” to which I say “that’s why we can’t let them have it, they are scumbags with weird fucking agendas to control us. Haven’t you learned ANYTHING…

Anyway, the point of the story is that if you’ve ever tried to use a bank website, or some other government websites, they almost always glitch the fuck out, and I always think ‘AND THEY WANT TO PUT CHIPS IN OUR BRAIN”….you know with their bad INDIA code that you’d expect to find on this shitty site, but not in a CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN….

But then I see the On/Offs, and I imagine a dystopia that distracts us with tits, and what better selling point for chips in the brain, then ‘you’ll be able to see through clothing”….with the ON/OFF tech we need to develop.

You see girls do it themselves now, but there will be a time it is automated and I’d probably signup, I mean they already know everything about me, what’s the big deal, just a chip in my brain to control my everythought and murder my self if I start thinking impure things that go against the mainstream….BUT THE ON/OFFs man…

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2023

10

Mar

Joanna Krupa Bar and Panties of the Day

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20 Years ago Joanna Krupa was just a Polish immigrant raised in America on Cabbage and goodtime, sold off to the men’s magazine as one of their go-to glamour models because she was hot, only to fade away and somehow have a second life on reality TV…..until slowly morphing into whatever the fuck this face that looks ike it’s been photoshopped onto her is.

Is she an AI, is she a Filter, is she a human, is this Joanna Krupa or the preview of the Joanna Krupa video game where you have to pose your hot body, even in its old age, in various positions of hotness….a boring videogame, but one I am sure we could all jack off to if we tried.

I want to saw she’s back, but I think this may be a photoshop collage….an art project…just weird and creepy.

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