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2023

15

Mar

Kendall Jenner Topless in Underwear of the Day

Kendall Jenner may represent all that is wrong in this cultural void we’re living in, but you can’t really blame her for producing vapid and useless content, it’s pretty much what people are into, what people do, and want lowers people IQ enough to get them to buy anything like the mindless retard drooling on themselves that they are….blame social media…or her mother….or society as a whole….grabbing all that money that a single family can because they can.

It doesn’t make them any less shitty, but when you’re culture is based on how much money you make and you keep on making it, even without any fucking effort, it pretty much validates your existence or your shitty family that has ruined a generation’s existence…

Yes, I blame the Kardashians for all the hacked up muppet faced girls out there….but lucky for Kendall, she didn’t have to down that route, she instead got to pretend to be a top model, because if you believe it, then the people believe it, even if it’s all a scam and NO kardashian affiliate should be deemed top anything, unless they are fucking their boyfriends with a strap on like Caitlin does in her “PHANTOM DICK” moments….

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2023

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The funny thing about the internet giving everyone weird WEBMD mental health issues….or makes them self diagnose weird mental health issues….

Self proclaimed autistic bi-polar anxiety schizos, using all the clinical terms while medicating for said self diagnosed issues….

Being the most annoying people on the internet, with their libtard blue hair vaccine breath gender neutral sexuality polyamory pan sexuality communist marxist pro abortion pro trainsition kids in their weird perverted raised on porn hook up culture void and depravity…..

While calling everyone who doesn’t agree with their inclusivity that’s not very inclusive, or their woke that’s not very woke, cultural appropriators, racists, misogynists, ableists, transphobics, sexists….in their outrage…because they fucking love outrage…

All while having no self awareness in realizing that they are the one putting people in boxes, being allies to groups is condescending, like they think they are heros…all while appropriating retards, handicappped, mental health people who may have the disorders these people pretend to have for the sake of identity, to get attention, to justify internet outrage and having something interesting about themselves..because they are all so boring….

People of the internet re fucking annoying, worse now that ever, which is why we focus on stepLINKS..where there’s no human interraction or experience to make it as tedious as social media is….

TITS without VOICES….GOOD…..

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Hot Ass in Paradise
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Lindsay Lohan is Pregnant
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Annie Agar Hot NFL Correspodent
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Kim Kardashian is Thirst Trapping
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Janelle Monae Sheer Oscar Dress
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Megan Fox Big Cleavage at an Event
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25 Celebs Who Haven’t Aged Well
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Salma Hayek in a Unzipped Dress Eating
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Michael Irvin’s Legal Team Brings the Video Footage
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Kara Del Toro’s Looking Hot for the Party
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Megan Fox is Not Wearing her Engagement Ring
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Workers and Machines in Action
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Dude Drives Away with his BBQ
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What Adult Stars Do Now
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Lil Wayne’s New Miami Mansion
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Jessie Buckley See Through at the Oscars
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Kendall Jenner Underboob
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Andreea Dragoi the Swimming Olivia Dunne
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Charli XCX’s Cleavage for the Party
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Farmer Not Guilty for Flipping Car
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Dog Copies Grandpa
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8 Science Experiments that will Blow Your Mind
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Katerina in the Garden
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Maria Sharapova’s Night on the Town
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Nicola Peltz Takes the Cover of Cosmo
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Expensive Fails
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Japan’s New H3 Rocket in Action
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Blind Woman Eating Ice Cream Prank
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Lindsey Pelas Topless Selfie
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Gabi Garcia is a Biological Woman
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Shakira on Late Night
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Nessa Barrett in a Sheer Top Getting Noticed
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Zooey Deschanel at an Event
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Karreuche Tran in Leggings
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Amanda Holden in a Hot Dress – Tits Out
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Christina Ricci in a Trench Coat
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Alicia Silverstone at an Event
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Paris Hilton ina Tight Dress
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Maddie Ziegler at an Event
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Cara Delevinge and her Girlfriend
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Tennis Player with the Tits
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Emma Watson in a Tight Dress
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Rachel Zegler Cleavage
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Hot Body Nude Amateur
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Stripping in Front of Grandma
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19 People Having a Shit Day
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Vibrating Pussy
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Changing Room Selfies
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Gripping the Dildo
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Fight Night!
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MOVING the Ass Cheeks
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Spreading the Ass on the Dildo
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Gorrilla Grip on the Fuck Machine
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Lickin’ the Box
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Huge Tit Model Nude
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Nude in Public
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Creampies
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Playboy Chick Kay Lovely’s Nude Shoot
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2023

14

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is the desperate, entitled, spoiled, talentless daughter of clown faced Kate from Drew Carey and the guy who produced Ted Lasso and other shit shows that they try to convince you are critically acclaimed because they can’t admit they are shit shows, and they know that people are too dumb to realize they are shit shows…

Either way, she’s a rich kid who had access to every opportunity, had all the money available in the world, lived in expensive houses, was surrounded by important people, or people they want you to think are important to maintain their lie…

She has pics of her on Elton John’s lap on her instagram, because she’s so dialled in, Elton is her Daddy…or some shit…

She goes to important events because she probably throws tantrums that her narcisstic parents who ignore her just get her in to keep her busy.

Her friends are only her friends because she has access to things….you know poor little rich kid shit…

But every event she goes to, she brings out the tits, like tits are some sort of attention grabbing currency, which I guess it is when it’s your only hook…since we all love tits…

She was at some event, where she legit flashed her tits, like a wild young, confused, trying to get noticed girl….

I call this “when sheer dresses at all the events aren’t enough, you GIRLS GONE WILD / MARDI GRAS it”….

I’m not complaining, obviously, that’d be crazy….it’s just funny how sad she obviously is…..behind all those smiles and tit flashes is sadness…which I guess makes her hotter.

Sad little rich girls trying to find their place reduced to flashin their tits is hot, meaning this is basically her peak.

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2023

14

Mar

Dove Cameron in Pink Posing with Robots of the Day

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If they dystopian future terrifies you, knowing that you’ll be living in pods, eating bugs, basically restricted in your movement, given social credit tokens you can use to buy porn or junk food for good behavior, policed by those boston robotics dogs people think are so cute because they haven’t realized they are being built to turn on them, while the elite live in their palaces, able to travel the world to all the great places that are no longer populated by us, the slave class…

Well, here’s Dove Cameron, who is a creepy Disney kid I assume is human trafficked or mind controlled, because she consistently creeps me out, even if she’s skinny in her tight pink dress, tits pushed up and face looking like it wants to eat your soul……posing with a delivery robot….the future is now motherfucker…RUN….go OFF grid….BUNKER yourself…or stare at tits on screen mindlessly while everything around you collapses…

Either way, babes and robots, nerd shit….

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2023

14

Mar

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

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No this isn’t the angry single mother who works as a school bus driver or as a crossing guard to pay the rent, you can tell by the eyelashes that she comes from money, even if she looks like she’s struggling…it’s some empowering natural look despite making tens of millions selling make up to insecure girls on the internet to NOT have the natural look. Explain that, you bare face SHAMER…who cries about being body shamed, when you’re fucking shaming people into buying beauty products like some kind of patriarchal man telling a woman she’s no enough without make-up….

Don’t let that receding hairline or bald spot throw you off, this isn’t menopause, but it could be a horomonal disaster thanks to the whole having LUPUS shit…YES, I gave it away, it is SELENA GOMEZ…the LUPUS always gives it away….

She has recently been going viral by pretending to be sad people body shame her, forgetting that she’s rich as shit off the people who body shame her, so maybe it comes with the fucking territory…

Any fat fuck knows when they go to family dinner, their grandma body shames them, saying “Oh aren’t you fat now”….so why the fuck wouldn’t the people of the internet you try to manipulate into feeling like they know you not do the same fucking thing when you get fat..

She whines about mental health, she deletes her social media, only to come back to make a new story, so that people keep talking about her, since she uses social media to sell beauty products to the same people she cries about body shaming her.

It’s all so fucking dumb, she’s not like us, she is designed to be shit on, or laughed at, and she is the one laughing last when she looks at her bank account, and if she isn’t then fuck her, she’s a waste of rich and fame…an unappreciate rich and famous…who hates herself and believes us normies when we hate on her too.

Anyway, she has a responsibility to look good, it’s part of her job, so not shaming her is letting her off easy, letting her scam lazy, and that’s unacceptable..

Like men who marry think chicks who turn fat, AT least her tits are bigger, but I am of the school of thought that is a pretty shitty trade off to have to deal with a miserable fuck who gives up and becomes fat, even if tits are great, fat girl aren’t really that great…

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2023

14

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Since we don’t talk to girls, it’s safe to assume that as much as I think girls hate their tiny tits because society tells them that big tits are better, because society does tell them big tits are better….

That’s really probably just propaganda, because they probably don’t all hate their tiny tits, but prefer that they aren’t big, sloppy, heavy, painful, gross, annoying, in the way, a liability…..

They probably know first hand that the big titty hype really only applies to instagram whores trying to get noticed by weird dudes obsessed with big fucking titties, there are a lot of them…and that they’re perfectly fine with the hand or the TITS they were dealt, since dudes totally suck and jerk off to them with as much excitement as if they were big tits…

So pretending to be a hero, taking girls on my lap, not realizing I have an erection, it’s an INNY not an outtie, to reassure them that TINY TITS matter is just some fake activism that is not needed, my life work, my purpose, my identity….totally UNNECESSARY…because if you look at these tiny tits, there are a lot of hot tits….end of story…

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2023

14

Mar

Padma Lakshmi Almost Upskirt of the Day

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Here’s Padma Laskshmi reliving her youth, doing some 1950s shit when she was likely in high school….

No, not by playing in the sewage of India like she was SLUM DOG millionaire, my only reference on India….

But drinking a milkshakes at the soda shop in some slutty enough or too slutty for an 80 year old, not too slutty for a whore dress you can almost look up and see the bear claw that trapped a few billionaires, at the same time, convincing a dying billionaire she had swindled like a stripper on the tail end of a lap dance song, because once you game billionaires, they are busy people, you’re in the circle and learn the hustle to game other billionaires, it’s an art all while pretending it’s not whoring…

Anyway, short skirts on weathered whores, not short enough to see just how callused and weathered that pussy leather is…good times.

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2023

14

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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In a world of TIGHT pants, the tight pants themselves become normalized and hardly enough for the opportunistic slut trying to get noticed…

So she is forced to jack said tight pants up her ass and in her vagina for everyone at the gym to see…in various squats and stretches..

Then that becomes normalized and not enough so she is forced to wear said tight pants outside of the gym, on daily walks, on errands, to the doctors, even to work….just as jacked up her cunt and ass, so every fold of her floral labia is outlined in extreme detail, like she is wearing pants that will describe the pussy to a blind artist trying to paint a portrait of it…

Then that becomes normalized and not enough, basic and boring, so they turn to the internet to post close up pics of the tight pants to broaden her tight pant reach…when people at home, in America don’t notice, or when you only have contact with a few dozen men in HUMAN form….the internet opens doors to millions of perverts…..

When that become standard and boring, tight pant removal happens, pussy and ass out for all to see, because tight pants hold it all together, and busting out them becomes a fetish in and of itself…

It’s hard out there for a girl…jut trying to be appreciated for her tight pants….NOTICE them….NOTICE them…

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2023

14

Mar

Jenna Dewan Still Trying to Be Hot of the Day

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Jenna Dewan just won’t let up, I guess this is how you get famous or seen when you’re trying to navigate your way into Hollywood as a dancer..

I mean your options are limited as a dancer, not every dancer who hops on a bus to LA to make it in America and to live that dream end up actually being back-up dancers, who meet the right people, who marry the right up and coming star who becomes one of the biggest names…most just end up drug addicted whores doing legit sex work, not the sex work disguised being exclusive and hollywood and not sex work, we know the fucking drill, you can’t fool us with the way you let that cooter get drilled…

Anyway, she is trying to remain hot, well into her 40s, that might as well is her 60s and I don’t know why I post on such a low level, I mean I figure why post on FAMOUS people that people still care about in an era of HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY being dead, let’s post the basically DEAD celebs no one care about back when they cared about celebs.

It’s a form of self destruction I excel at!

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2023

14

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Surfs Up motherfuckers….

I guess we’re technically in the SPRING BREAK window of girls on the beach being titty flashing drunken sluts getting ready to get date raped or gangbanged by the bros with their styled Jersey shore hair, in what they don’t consider rape at the time, but in 10 years when the #MeToo movement happens and they are old, fat and miserable, it’ll be fucking RAPE motherfuckers…

Oh right, we’re in the era where you don’t need to go to Spring Break parties, you don’t even need to leave the house or the POD you call your house to see bikini pics, why bother doing that whole travel thing, so much money and effort when all you have to do is stare at a screen like a pathetic virgin nerd that you have morphed into.

IT DIDN’T NEED TO BE THIS WAY….

I don’t even think the girls who get into bikinis on the internet need to leave the house or the screen to produce the bikini pics, they can do it from their POD, or on GREEN SCREEN, or with an IG filter…

BECAUSE…nothing is real, but my love for bikinis…..THAT is deep rooted in my soul…

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