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2023

10

Jan

Jameson Baldwin is a Hot Celebrity Daughter of the Day

When it comes to the Baldwins or at least the products of nepotism that the Baldwin sperm has made in the pussies of seemingly hotter pussy….we know the two main players…

We’ve got the Ireland Baldwin, daughter of Alec who is most known for being called a pig by Alec, back when he used his anger to abuse little kids and not to shoot people on set accidentally / allegedly…

She is not a pile of slop just because she looks like she is, in fact she’s now pregnant, which can justify her outrageous size…a size that came stock with massive tits but do you really care when the rest of her is a fucking mental case disaster…YES WE FUCKING DO….Bring them titties MOMMA….is she lactating yet?

We’ve got Hailey Baldwin, who in a way stole the spotlight from Ireland, because Ireland came to the scene first and was playing a beachy babe who was dating some surfer bro, when she was younger, fresher, and less of a dumpy pile of now pregnant, prison tattooed giant tits….

Hailey followed the Jenners around like a lost puppy, hoping someone would notice, luckily for her Bieber noticed and despite failing as an instagram model, she could fulfill her fantasies of mattering and just the other day was playing into the NEPO BABY trend, pretending that people give a fuck about her due to STEPHEN BALDWIN….who?….EXACTL…trying to play it up anything to attribute her new found success to being married to the number one pop star of a generation….GROUPIES GONNA GROUPIE TO THE TOP…..

Well, there’s another Baldwin, this time a skinny one with tits, she’s from the lesser known, or lesser successful Baldwin, who is actually pretty embarrassing on Twitter last I saw….BILLY BALDWIN….the star of what would be straight to DVD if DVDs were a thing, or straight to STREAMING before STREAMING featured legit talent….he’s a real fucking loser of a Baldwin which is why I like him the best….

Anyway, he knocked up Chynna Phillips, of Wilson Phillips fame…HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY…..

INSERT HOLD ON HERE…..

Done…

So yeah, Chynna Phillips, daughter of the Mamas and the Papas main players….is still MARRIED to William Baldwin, who knew since no one cares, which is probably better than her half sister Bijou married to Danny Masterson, or her other sister Mackenzie who is of the fucking wall and claimed to fuck their dad….

Anyway, they have 22 year old daughter and she’s hot…THE ONLY BALDWIN COUSIN to matter…..

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2023

10

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I didn’t see any fucking tight pants on any fucking chicks today and it made me wonder about those motherfuckers who decided to run fur trading up in Canada back when the a trading corporation basically armed themselves as a police force and did what they had to do to set up shop in North America..or at least Canada after experiencing one winter…fucking psychopaths….

I get there was money, there were resources and the King send over a bunch of French Hookers to keep the dicks wet when travelling along the fur trapper trails….

They didn’t think that the future generation, who have locked themselves away indoors because they can be weird internet weirdos for work, instead of actually leaving the house, would have to suffer through harsh winters with heating, take-out and 100s of thousands of hours of streaming entertainment to distract them….because if they did…they’d realize winter would affect my ability to see half naked chicks out in public…or at least chicks in the skin tight, uninsulated, hot tight pants a pervert like me needs….YOU CAN USUALLY DECIPHER the FATNESS OF THE PUSSY…on a stranger…PERFECT….

There were no tight pants on the streets, in the parks, none picking up dog shit…no tight pants anywhere to be seen….not even at a coffee shop being trendy…none at the library, not that I went to library…do libraries still exist or are they just called homeless shelters because even they have to avoid the cold…

I saw one bitch in snow pants…another in ill fitting jeans she probably had tight pants under…and other obese woman who may have been in tight pants because it’s the only pants she knows…she’s fat…but she doesn’t count…

So I turn to the internet, like the oracle, the magic 8-ball, the AI that controls our life….it KNOWS tight pants since the girls who want to be seen in tight pants are uploading their tight pants to be seen…so we don’t have to face the horrible winter weather like a bunch of crazed with syphilis for trappers to find their beaver….they bring it to us for marketing purposes…

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2023

10

Jan

Noah Cyrus Titty Flash of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is the ugly sister of Miley Cyrus, which would likely make living in her shadow more painful…

You know, other sisters of celebrities have been forced into the shadows of their mnore famous siblings, but at least when people would tell them they were cute, or that they had talent or something to offer, it was a little more believable…even though you know these people likely hate themselves no matter how hard they pretend they don’t….

I mean people hate themselves after watching too many influencer instagram models on instagram on a luxury vacation they likely sucked dick to be on….so imagine being in that world, face to face, everyday…..sibling rivarly you can and will never win….no matter how much the parents try to build you up, or how hard you leverage the name, you know…you’re trash…not in the grand scheme of the world, they are elites, but in the home, where you’re supposed to feel safe and warm..

It’s the kind of thing that would make you feel the need to pull out your awkward titties on a mountaintop, all GOTH and DOUGHY….filled up muppet face…just trying to find the place in the world….not nearly as hot as when Miley first started pulling her tits out when trying to find her place outside Hannah Montana, but we didn’t expect that…she’s the half assed sister.

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2023

10

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits in my head….may not be the Don Ho song, but MAYBE it is….

Who is to say the Tiny Bubbles are about champagne…or actual bubbles because to me it is tits….but then again everything to me is tits…

I am but a simple minded pervert who thinks all tits are great tits and tiny tits are tits and offer all the same thing as big heavy tits, less sweat, back ache and easier to handle….often on a tighter frame.

I encourage the tiny tits of the world to stand up and rejoice…so we can stare at them!

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2023

10

Jan

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid’s face has always thrown me off, but she’s looking pretty rough in the top pic, maybe old as fuck, the fillers are failing her, like her hair is thinning, male pattern baldness, too many energy drinks, anorexia….a dick….I don’t know….

Keep in mind that Bella Hadid posted this content of herself…so she thinks she looks good, or she is trolling, since her being a top model is a pretty funny troll….

She’s got a body though…clearly that’s the hook…works for me…who needs a face or hair when you have a hot body…NO ONE…the answer is no one a face or hair when they have a body…

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2023

10

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Surf’s up motherfucker….

Bikini culture is the only culture society needs to be united….in this heavily divided world.

I get it all you people love all your variety of cultures because diversity, you love calling people out for cultural appropriation because of inclusivity…you probably don’t actually like diversity…you just say you do to not get cancelled….you racist…

Real inclusivity is bikini culture….nothing more democratic than stripping bitches down,, oiling them up and building a sex doll instead of a sand castle to fuck while you stare at them…..

Bikinis are life.

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2023

10

Jan

Important Fitness Tips and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Legs

Embarrassing Dance on a Boat

Just a couple retards

Polish Girl in Heels

Flexible

Ballerina

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The end of the world is really taking a long time happen, so I guess I have to go back to the drawing board and take a different approach to this fall of society wait…

From figuring out how to go off grid, in a bunker, with escape routes mapped out, I realize I just have to sit around being poisoned like the rest of us, and the actual fall may be decades away….

So I guess, instead of going off grid on the HAM RADIO broadcasts…..

It’s time to pull off the ultimate troll…becoming a dot com billionaire.

Money is just random numbers on a screen, easy to get, I think it could easily be pulled off…

But even easy things are exhausting, so I’ll just go back to posting some stepLINKS….

What do I need a billion dollars or legacy for…to prove I can do it…why bother…it’s better to have the attainable but seemingly unattainable dream….because once it happens…then all that’s left to do is spending that money on hotter whores, luxury parties amongst the worst people in the fucking world….

I’ll stick to stepLINKS….on this not for profit disasters….so here are some stepLINKS….

Kristin Cavallari’s Backside in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Bikinis
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EmRata Bikinis in the Jungle
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Naomi Watts in a Wet Bikini with Pokies
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Megan Fox Big Bikini Cleavage
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NFL Coach with Hot Girlfriend Gets Fired
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Rita Ora in a Sheer Dress
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11 Terrible Sports Injuries
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The UK has a Show Called Deep Fakes and It’s Ridiculous
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Arianny Celeste Bikinis in the Snow
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Barbara Palvin Hot in Lingerie
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Candice Swanepoels’ String Bikini
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Emperor Penguin Gets Promoted to Brigadier
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Loading Snowmobile Fail
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Rihanna Releases Clothing Line for her Half Time Show
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Liz Hurley Bikinis in the Maldives
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Optical Illusion Eye Test
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10 Chunks of Ice Causing Damage
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Fastest Drifting by a Man with No Arms
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Gronk’s Bob Ross Impression Goes Viral
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Kendall Jenner in her Bra and Panties and Gloves
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Robber Gets Shot
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Bird Sounds Like a Machine Gun
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Making a Realistic Chocolate Nautilus
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The Blonde Bomber Gets a Mural Outside a Coffee Shop in Her Honor
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Reindeer Gets Saved
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Don Cheadle was Given 2 Hours to Make his Marvel Decision
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Street Racing Mustang Has an Accident
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Pedestrian VS Ice
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People are Mad at the CPR’s “Too Soon” CPR Celebration Dance
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Claire Danes is Having a Third Kid
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Lab Chimps Get Released After 30 Years
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Testing Shoes that Make You Walk 250 Times Faster
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Kate Hudson’s Bikini Body
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Arianny Celeste Bikinis in the Snow
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Upgrade your Game Day
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Rita Ora’s Tits Outfit
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Kara Del Toro at a Golden Globe Party
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Jenna Ortega Golden Globes
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Heidi Klum at the Ski Hill
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Addison Rae in a Tight Dress
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Ashley Benson Legs
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Kate Hudson in a Pink Dress
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Aubrey Plaza Blonde
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Geneieve Angelson in a Magainze Wearing Sheer Outfits
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Some Hot Model Named Meika in a Shoot
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Olivia Wilde in Leggings
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Tits Out For The Dildo Bang
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Did Not Expect Those Massive Tits
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Baby Got Back
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Awful Moments in Internet Porn
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Big Boob Flashing
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Pink Haired girl
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Redhead Does a Titty Drop
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26 People Have A Shit Day
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Hot Nude Babe Gets Cozy
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Sexy Outfit for Dildo Ride
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It’s Probing Time
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Real Mother Daughter on the Casting Couch
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Naked Butt Plug Girl
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When the UFOS cum
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Sitting On Your Face Larping
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Real Wives
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Ny Ny Lew’s Big Tits in a Blue Dress
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Dildo Fucking Time
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Mila Azul Says Happy New Year
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Masturbating Girl
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Carlotta Does an On/Off
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Chair Sitting Dildo Fuck
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Nude Model Eugeniya’s Big Boobs
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Girl Uses Strap On on Friend
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Young Amateur Dick Sucks
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Spanking Herself with the Dildo In
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Epic Cum Shot Guy
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Riding the Saddle Cowboy
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Fingering Girl
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2023

09

Jan

Donna D’Errico Bikini of the Day

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2023

09

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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Growing up, only one or two of the moms were hot….

It was pretty ghetto so there were young moms, stripper moms, but not really any I wanted to fuck. The appeal of the mom you wanted to fuck was likely that she had experience, or that she could show you all the right moves, and fuck you with great spirit, in ways only a sad, bored mom could….and when she was done she’d make you a good sandwich or do your laundry.

In this era, I don’t know if moms really have any appeal. All the ladies who don’t have kids, is because they don’t want them getting in the way of their fucking, so they do the whole hook up sites, the whole birth control, the whole abortion if they slip up…..all while the actual moms are too busy doing mom shit to fuck….

So when you get a mom who’s divorced or looking for adventure, she’ll likely come into it with a lot of energy, a lot of excitement, ready to put in years of suppression into the effort rather than years of experience into the effort….married people don’t fuck and if they do…it’s each other……..

So the reality is they’d probably be less experienced, which is funny, since they did sex to completion…and you’d think they’d be professionals at it.

It’s all so confusing…but here are some moms getting into the scene to say “we don’t die when we have kids, even if people think our pussies look like they’ve been murdered after we have kids, that’s just a myth, a terrible myth, now let me make you a sandwich and do your laundry”….

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