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2014

07

Feb

Lily McMenamy Grimy for LOVE MAGAZINE of the Day

In case you didn’t know, the fashion magazines are taking pretty aw fucking pics, and I love it, because it takes away the photoshopped, plastic look to everything, that even girls on instagram are doing, and it allows models, who are hired because they are hotter than the trash on Instagram, to really shine in their element…plus it reminds me of amateur porn shot on an iPhone in a basement crack den apartment with an unstable girl who ran away from home, is high and looking for 50 bucks and a good time…

I mean this looks like it smells and that’s why it turns me on.

Her name is Lily, I never heard of her, but I love her…it’s for LOVE MAGAZINE

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2014

07

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s Mirror Selfie of the Day

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Miranda Kerr realizes that when no one gives you work because you had sex with Bieber and kinda blacklisted yourself, tainted your image, made companies think you’re an unprofessional, unstable nightmare…

You gotta get in front of the mirror, tell the haters to keep hating while telling yourself you got it all figured out and the best way to do that is in the form of a selfie…that you make less obvious by incorporating props like a stuffed animal..even if it’s clearly an excuse to stay relevant through bras…

Good times.

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2014

07

Feb

Adriana Lima for March’s Vogue Japan of the Day

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Seeing models, like Adriana Lima, who were hot young babes a decade ago…but way past their prime, yet still hanging o because they still get work…even when there are way younger models willing to be way more exciting than this…but they just don’t have the brand name behind them…reminds me of watching moms lactating in the coffee shop…

The glory days are over…the industry needs to realize…and here are the pics…

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2014

07

Feb

Nina Dobrev Bikini Jump of the Day

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The bikini jump is probably the cheesiest of cheesy bikini pics…it reminds me of a tampon commercial or the freeze frame at the end of an 80s sitcom…but I don’t expect much creativity from some candy-coated Canadian who is famous as shit in the States, living the American dream because she booked a solid show…I mean if anything she’s a sheltered brat who has no idea what’s up…that’s why she’s producing this nonsense…but what it comes down to is that…she’s in a bikini with a bunch of friends…but cheesy or not it’s like a Facebook vacation album I would jerk off to…making it pretty fucking good enough.

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2014

07

Feb

News Report on the Condition of the Road Win of the Day

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I don’t know what third world this shit is from, but I am going to say Africa, a place that needs to stop trying to recruit white people money, since they can afford video cameras and broadcast TV…it’s like sell your fucking Mercedes and feed the AIDS babies you assholes…

But I do know that it’s pretty funny to see the news report on the condition of the roads end in an accident…that may have been staged to get their message across but that is pretty fucking awesome if it wasn’t…

Africa, or wherever this is, I’m assuming africa cuz he’s black, has it all figured out.

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Feb

Dakota Johnson’s Hot Enough for Elle of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is some Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith offspring who is just trying to make a name for herself by leveraging her parent’s name and contacts and landing some 50 Shades of Grey shit that will define her career because every horny mom and their daughter will go see the shit to see how close to their masturbation fantasies the fucking thing hits…which won’t be very close…and will leave everyone disappointed…and everyone hating on poor Dakota and the role of nepotism to land acting roles…but the good news is..we’ll all be seeing her naked…because when you’re raised by overpaid hookers in Hollywood…you kind of become one…FUN! Hollywood Porn!!

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2014

07

Feb

Drunk Midget Shits and Pisses his Pants of the Day

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I guess his little liver couldn’t handle the self hatred in being a midget that leads to alcoholism, and just makes being a midget all that much worse, because shitting your pants and walking the streets is more humiliating that having midget limbs and living the midget life…a life good for porn..but a life where you’re just a novelty people laugh at…

This is some sad clown shit and I love it…it needs it’s own TV show…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Got Hep C Hair of the DAy

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Thanks to the whole Woody Allen thing, I asked the public, my friends, fans and admirers….my internet Valentines and haters…who they would have wanted to be molested by when they were 7…because as someone who doesn’t remember if he was molested, doesn’t care if he was molested, and doesn’t like hearing the drama from people who have been molested, I am heartless when it comes to age old issues great minds have been diddling for generations..like it is the foundation of humanity or some shit…not that 7 year olds, even orphans no one cares about but that get adopted to feed some spoiled Lindsay Lohan of her Generations ego…..

And more than one person said Pam Anderson…because I probably talk to a lot of 30 year olds…or even 40 year olds…cuz being 7 when Pam Anderson mattered would make you pretty fucking old…but not as old as Pam Anderson…someone dying of liver disease who cut off all her hair…because looking like a porn granny on her way to go knitting with a dick in her battered asshole…who you can almost take seriously..is her new look…unless of course she’s got cancer…and this is her cancer hair…in which case..I’m an asshole…but you already knew that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about Friday is not reading people’s excitement that it is Friday….it is not that the bars I frequent get filled with suburbanite bridge and tunnel idiots…those people are the best when drunk and confused…it’s that I know my wife is going to try to make me hang with her – when all I am going to want to do is hang with hookers…it’s a very complicated life I live…but drinking gets me through it…barely but good enough to not be dead even if I want to be…

Here are some morning LINKS….

Nicki Minaj Took her Weave Out…I Prefer Her Ass
GO

Charlie Sheen Calls Ashton Kutcher Out for Being a Little Bitch
GO

Tight Dresses…
GO

Some Whore With Big Tits
GO

Hey Girl – It’s Bath Time!
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Some Gay Olympics Ad – Cuz Canada is like Mackelmore – Milking a Cause
GO

The Best 15 Dollars Money Can Buy
GO

GIRLS GONE WILD!!
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A Grown Man and Child Review the Lego Movie
GO

Valentine vixens for hire- XXX and 34DDD -? GO

Beyonce is Racist
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Feb

Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather

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Here’s a flashback Friday from a bitch who is half naked in Maxim and half naked in some other cable TV show she got cast in because she’s’ not talented enough to carry herself as a legitimate actress and instead has been convinced or has convinced herself that getting naked is what makes her a serious actress…because she knows if she didn’t get naked…she wouldn’t have a career and that fame she craved would be replaced with working in a strip club in canada…you know it’s about priorities and knowing where you stand…let her be a leader to us all…

TO SEE HER IN MAXIM HALF NAKED CLICK HERE

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