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2014

10

Feb

Valentine’s Day Message of the Day

I don’t know why, this made me laugh, but it did..I like to think it has to do with angry white trash and some weirdo tormenting him to make him more angry…it’s the little things..

Sure it’s not as good as vintage racist Valentine’s Day cards for valentines day but I think it’s modern, relevant and more importantly, a pretty solid romantic message of love to send to friends…

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Feb

So Many Tits in W Magazine March 2014 of the Day

Lara Stone, Rita Ora, Milla Jovovich, Miley Cyrus, Cindy Crawford, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr & Ciara….so many tits…Jourdan Dunn, Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Lais Ribeiro & Edita Vilkeviciute…so many tits….tits…on tits..on tits…

Now I don’t get excited by any of these things, I don’t care about models, or money, or really anything, but this is just a whole lot of model action that it’s hard to consume and digest…it’s just they shot so many girls in black and white…that it’s almost too much for one magazine to handle…and far too much for one post from an ignorant asshole who appreciates that models aren’t fat but really doesn’t care either way…to comment on…

I guess more is better, good job W Magazine.

Posted in:W Magazine

2014

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Don’t go to the gay village thinking you will meet lonely girls who are eager to find straight dudes to fill their vagina in February, the loneliest and most depressing month of the year, because you’ll end up with a lot more than that…HIV.

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So Many Big Titties
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Joanna Krupa – Leg Show
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I am a Fan of Shia
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The Best Winter Sports Fails You Will See
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Britain’s Biggest Dog
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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The 25 Most Romantic Movies on Netflix Right Now
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Polish Nerd League
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Some Fails…
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Parking Ticket Prank
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Olympic Figure Skating MEME
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Feb

Tallulah Willis and Rumer Willis Topless Tanning in Mexico of the Day

I have friends who are good friends with Tallulah Willis and I spent years making fun of Rumer Willis…for no real reason other than her the structure of her head..that isn’t really that bad, because I guess it was a way to laugh at Demi, who I hated for no real reason other than Ashton Kutcher, who I hated because he’s annoying as fuck and anyone of any age…who fucks with him on that level is just the fucking worst…

When really I should have focused my energy on flirting with Rumer, making her fall in love with me, so I could be on these topless beach adventures…

I figure making fun of people who deserve it makes sense, but actual girls who are cool enough to not bother with bikini tops, those are the ones you want as friends….

So to the Willis sisters and their vacation 2 weeks ago…thanks for the fucking invite, Jerks. I guess they don’t realize my new fetish is celebrity kids…because they are raised by insane egotistical people, have lots of money, and like to have fun.

Posted in:Tallulah Willis

2014

08

Feb

Guess the Bad Ass of the Day


This is Katy Perry, and as expected, unlike what her shitty music would make you think of her, because it’s so bad, she’d have to be so good to look at, she’s rocking’ a seriously bad ass…

It’s one of these wearing sweatpants with huge pantylines like a middle aged mom who has given up on having any level of sex appeal whatsoever, because she hates her fucking life, but the hundred million dollar pop star who should never been version…and I think it is safe to say…she just does this to remind us just how good she’s scammed the world..in a little fuck you idiots, Imma gonna go count my money…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The nice thing about having no medical school training…and not being an actual doctor is that when you convince a girl that you are one in the bar when she’s drunk…and when you get her to let you check her for cervical cancer using a new technique you learned..a technique that involves using your mouth….the taste test….she can’t get mad at you…because you don’t have medical school training…and as far as your concerned your way is the right way…

Not to mention …any girl who lets you give her a gynaecological exam…deserves to be eaten out…even if you you may not want to use your mouth…on her…for obvious reasons..

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The 30 Hottest Olympians
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Rosalind Lipsett on the Red Carpet
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12 Toilets That Make Sochi Look Good.
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Candice Swanepoel and Karlie Kloss Together Promoting Bullshit
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Suki Waterhouse and Brad Cooper
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Amanda Holden Hard Nipples
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Bare Ass Twerking Like You Have NEVER Seen
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Minecraft The Movie trailer
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11 Winter Sports Fails
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23 Hottest Female Athletes of the 2014 Olympic Team
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams
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Lea Michele – Lesbians or Dude?
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45 of Your Childhood Crushes Then and Now
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Guessing People’s Cell Pass Codes
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Sodas and Their Drug Equivalent
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Drinks a Beer Out of His Boot
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Anna Kournikova in Miami Magazine
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This Chick and Her Dance Moves
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People on Twitter Suffering from SOCHI PROBLEMS
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Amanda Bynes Heading to the Gym
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This Week in “Sexy” Instagram Pics
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Stripper in a Music Video
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Lea Michele Teen Vogue
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Emily Didonato for Some Magazine
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Autumn Brooke Ass in a Bikini
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More Topless Miley
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Luisa Zissman Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale Paparazzi Pics
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Dancing Security Dudes
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These Alicia Silverstone Hard Nipple Pics are Next Level
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Alexandra Daddario Nude in True Detective
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An Honest Facebook Movie….
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The Craziest Things That Have Happened On FB the Last Decade
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Mirror Selfies
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Mia Farrow Sent Woody Allen the Best Valentine in 1992
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Don’t Be a Loser – Make Her Cum
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Anal Beer Bottle Fuck
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Young Strip
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St Patrick Diddle
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Some Nude Bitch By the Pool
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Some Busty Bitch
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Feb

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Germany of the Day

Miley’s tits were in this issue of Vogue Germany…but I like to think Candice Swanepoel, South African lingerie model…with a great ass thanks that forced her to leave South Africa for fear of getting raped by the HIV Positive ridden locals her family exploited to have work their farm when she was growing up…

I know her time is coming to an end, she’s getting old, she’s not very exciting, but I’ll still pay attention to her as she get herself into these kinds of situations…even if statistically there is a 10% chance she’s not HIV positive…based on her South Africa connection…that I guess gets thrown out the window with the whole moving away at 14…and…well…you know…statistics…and I know I would like her to sit on my face and suffocate me…put me out of my misery Candice Swanepoel…like I was old yeller….only more pathetic…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

07

Feb

New York Fashion Week is Going On of the Day

In the event you care, the worlds top models are going to be walking down the runways in various states of undress for the next week at the biggest fashion event in the world…Ne York Fashion Week…and the amazing crew in the stepFORUM have been updating pictures from all the shows they come across….

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I mean if aspiring model, who is trying to position herself hard as fuck and her retard face like Ireland Baldwin is there it must be awesome…right…(see top pic)…

Here are a couple pics of her in a leotard to redeem herself…because I don’t hate her as much as her and her father hate me…

FASHION WEEK

Posted in:Events

2014

07

Feb

Nina Agdal Grabs Her Tit for a Magazine of the Day

I make fun of Nina Agdal for looking like she’s retarded retarded…I’m talking downs syndrome in a home retarded…and part of a work program where she gets paid a discount rate…filling some sort of affirmative action that 10 percent of your workforce needs to be disabled…otherwise you’re not an ethical company……but when she’s grabbing at her tit like some little porn slut about to take two dicks…her retardation disappears…and my love for her…and want and need to care for her is all that matters…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

07

Feb

Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini of the Day


You know who I have a crush on…Georgia May Jagger…not a real crush because I’ve never met her…I just like the idea of fucking Mick Jagger’s androgynous mouth in the least gay way…set on a girl…he created when he wasn’t having anal sex with David Bowie…

You know, Mick, the kind of womanly man, who sang his big lips off and you’d catch yourself thinking, “if only those were on a girl, I could imagine the blow job of champions, but since it’s on Mick, I’m gonna pretend I have a boner cuz of the heavy bass, even though he’s really dainty”…

You know, his daughter…a model..in her bikini…making all that ok…

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Posted in:Georgia May Jagger