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2023

08

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Get high….

I don’t know how you all feel about girls who smoke weed, maybe you’re some kind of dirty hippies who live and breathe the whole smoking culture….because you’re fucking weed nerds…

I don’t care about smoking weed, I figure it’s good for you, nature’s medicine, even though people have hated on it for so long….and I don’t smoke it….

I just appreciate girls who do anything naked, whether it’s cleaning the house, sucking my dick, getting drunk, eating donuts, purging those donuts because fat chicks suck…as long as they are naked, I’m into it…

So here are some naked chicks with their weed seducing me because they are naked…seducing you because they’re getting high and a stoned girl, ideally comatose, is more your type…if only weed was fentanyl you sicko….

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2023

08

Mar

Caylee Cowan Nipples of the Day

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Caylee Cowan’s got the See Through Dress on!

It’s the era of the sheer dress, tit flash, finally penetrating the mainstream like you want to penetrate the girls who are wearing the sheer dress, tit flash…..with vigor and passion.

I mean the mainstream see through dress thing has been a thing forever, girls love flashing their tits, even when they don’t have big tits.

I remember jerking off to fashion shows in the 90s because of the sheer dresses, it was a simpler time….

But it’s not until recently, like the last few months, where every dress worn by girls of all levels of talent, celebrity, fame and fortune have been busting out the tit and POSTING it on social media.

That used to be reserved for the whores, not to say the other ladies aren’t also whores, but they don’t typically package themselves as whores.

Anyway, Caylee Cowan was an aspiring actress who didn’t do much, but for whatever reason went viral, likely due to her tits at some key events.

She’s now dating Casey Affleck and looking better than she used to look, maybe he’s got her in the gym, maybe old ass celebrity rich boyfriends provide you with a lifestyle that’s relaxing….and through it all, she still has her big tits….and that’s what is important, you know, not LOSING yourself when you seemingly make it, if the dude you fuck is what qualifies making it!

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2023

08

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Fatties unite….like the super heroes they aren’t…unless you think eating more than you burn is a super power, which by the way they talk about fat people in the media, I think they do.

As much as I like to hate on fat chicks because fatness is relatively vile and no matter how hard they normalize it or make fat sizes, it still represents not caring about your body, not loving yourself, not actually being fierce or fabulous, which is the kind of affirmations they give themselves, because I guess they are hormonally gay men….

Plus sized will always and forever represent overeating,lack of exercise, unhealthiness, more calories in than calories burned, which is ultimately, or supposed to be a turn off….because you’re programmed to want to drop your sperm in the most top notch WOMB…you know for breeding purposes and advancing the species….and fat is not top notch, it’s sloth, it’s chronic medical issues, it’s not treating the god given body with the respect it deserves…

I am fat, I live with fat, I know fat, you can’t shame me for shaming MY Own people….

But yeah, as much as I’m a no fat chicks allowed motherfucker, I’d rather fat chicks be naked than clothed, so these PLUS SIZED and empowered, who get more sex that any of you thanks to dudes being perverts into any willing pussy, it’s never a feat or an acheivement when a woman gets laid….

So for inclusivity, equity, diversity, LOVING THE FELLOW MAN, here’s some nude BIG girls to fetishize, to fantasize about watching eat until they explode from both ends, because they can, or just smothering you with their giant guts and titties….it’s a thing…

And really, if you are a fat chick, even if it’s gross to most people with taste, you might as well throw in the towel on shame and be naked and slutty, it’s fun, and life is about fun, since we are all going to die…..JUST DON’T BE MAD at us CYBERBULLIES for it, we don’t have to like or be into the insanity you post on the internet….just because you think it’s fierce or fabulous….but we can still like LOOKING at it for all the other reasons you’d look at viral internet content…like the comedy in it.

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2023

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world may be crazy.

Meaningless fights with meaningless people. Everyone siding with their hero, who is just as corrupt as the other guy, just non stop whining and negativity…

But that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun…

Sure, it may mean you should fake your own death before having fun…

Maybe getting a off-grid bunker living….before having fun…

Trading the SMART PHONE for a HAM radio….FUN…

Party fucking party….Tits on tits on fucking tits…

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Miley Cyrus Teases New Video Drop
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2023

07

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Nip Slip of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is probably the most relevant big tits that are disproportionate to her skinny frame and that basically are responsible for her fame and fortune thanks to being whored out aggressively on the trending and depressing HBO show Euphoria, which basically negatively portrays young people as medicated sad sacks with readily available drugs and booze and FUCKING, yet are still sad sacks….it’s pretty shitty….

Anyway, the tits in that show made her go viral, got her tons of opportunities thanks to being viral, which basically all links back to her awesome tits, and now she’s being rumored to be staring in Spider Man and other HUGE movies, despite not knowing how to act, she’s got the tits, the celebrity, the name, the followers, acting is a joke anyway….as are those Spider Man type movies…

Now Sweeney and her ceiling eyes are bitching about Euphoria, the show that made her, or at least that made her tits well known, saying that she hates the nude scenes, which she has previously praised as being Awesome and liberating….but for some reason…now she’s saying that some of the scenes made her want to scrub herself raw like you’d expect a rape victim to be doing in the bottom of their shower while crying….pretty intense words…

They used her tits, she’s realizing it, but she also used her tits, and those are her tits to use, so she can pretend to hate it all she wants, you misogynist…

She’s filming something in a bra, obviously, those TITS, and she had a nip slip in the process, because containing those tits is hard to do.

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She also did a viral lingerie shoot that was apparently inspired by Euphoria, the show she hates so much, and it’s for Frankies Bikinis, which is run by a hot chick named Frankie….and this is her hot lingerie shoot:

: Sydney Sweeney x Frankies Bikinis Collaboration

: Sydney Sweeney x Frankies Bikinis Collaboration

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2023

07

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tit endorsements are probably not that important anymore, it’s not the 90s, but big tits still get way more hype than they deserve, especially when it’s fat girls with big tits using their push up bras to distract from their bellies…

I mean if you’re big tits on a small frame, producing titty content on the internet, going viral for your tits is respectable….I don’t hate big tits…

I just think it’s important to direct my activism away from the shit that is trending, that is depressing, that is political since politics are fucking stupid and corrupt and both sides hate you, yet so many people no identify as being on one side or the other of a fake fuck divided war, instead of being activists around what matters, like saying “tiny tits can be fucking hot too”….why….because they are tits..

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2023

07

Mar

Ana De Armas Panty Flash for Fashion of the Day

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I figure since I did a post on J.Lo in lingerie, not in a celebrating the rotten meat Affleck sticks his dick up inside to see if it survives, you know these rich guys and their adventurous penises looking for some new form of excitement without doing illegal shit or gay shit…

So yeah, celebrate the old rot with a panty flash from the now famous, seemingly hot Cuban communist party turned celebrity in some CONSPIRACY inspiring shit, considering how many people don’t actually make it in America who are from America….almost making you believe in human trafficking and handlers to protect their billion dollar industry…..Ana De Armas who he was stuffing like a Cuban Sandwich before going back to J.Lo.

People find her hot, I find all these people shit and the fact she’s got panties on in her panty flash at fashion week upsetting, I mean who wears panties in this ear, especially when they’ve been with Affleck and could benefit from airing out their cunt!

That’s also inner thigh, not cameltoe, I zoomed in and was pretty disappointed about it too.

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2023

07

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I stared at some ass in tight pants jogging around the other day and I thought to myself “this would be so much better if they weren’t middle aged fat chicks”….because it seems like middle aged fat chicks wear the leggings harder and more jacked up in their cunts so hard you can see their asshole more aggressively and confidentially than the younger hot chicks…..

Sure, younger hot chicks also wear the leggings, you see them around but there are far less of them around than the middle aged fat chicks who realize the elastic pants fit them better than traditional button up pants and that they do good things for their gross asses, even though their asses are still gross in the tight pants, from their perspective that’s where the asses are at their best.

The point is, like a prospector looking for gold, I take it upon myself to stare at all the tight pants I can….and here is a round up of babes showing off the tight pants!

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2023

07

Mar

J.Lo in Lingerie of the Day

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I guess I came across these pictures yesterday, but didn’t really click on them, because I am disgusted by J.Lo for a few reasons, the main one being that she’s in her 50s, GROSS, but the other reasons being that she’s made tons of fucking money, has tons of successful businesses, is rumored to be happily married to a not too drunk or abusive Ben Affleck, which was obviously weird tabloid fodder that they hoped would generate interest in celebrity culture, but NOTHING will ever generate interest in celebrity culture again, not even the nudes in an era where there are better nudes of girls we can likely pay to fuck instead of these lame ass trying to be popular clowns…

Anyway, I ignored them yesterday because J.Lo and her celebrity repulse me, but seeing her doing lingerie shoots like she’s young and hot, is the perfect level of desperation I need to remind myself that no matter how big these idiots get, they are forever clickbait annoying attention seekers….but they are rewarded for it so I guess no one tells them they suck…so how would they know….not by looking at their bank accounts – THAT IS FOR SURE….right.

I can’t confirm or deny whether this is J.Lo’s official body, if her head was super imposed on another body, if the photoshop or filters would legally stand as being J.Lo’s body, but this is what they are selling us with their geriatric granny porn/lingerie content. It is disturbing.

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2023

07

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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If you don’t live on the beach or near a beach where you can sit and stare at all the beach fashions of half nakedness that you can take home to jerk off to, or if you’re really adventurous, since you’re the kind of guy who lives on the beach, you can just jerk off right there on the beach or in the water through your board shorts, because why bother taking mental screencaps or sneaker photos when you can just get it done right there…..the you are a loser.

If you do live on the beach, then you probably don’t need this random collection of babes in swimwear to remind us of the fact that we don’t live on the beach therefore we are losers…cold fucking losers.

The bikini may not be all that revolutionary to all you people who have grown accustomed to it, but I’m still a big fan and believer in swimwear being erotic and that’s what counts.

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