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2014

15

Jan

Miley Cyrus Sucking a Popsicle of the Day

Everyone is probably over the “scandal” or controversy that came with Miley Cyrus while you came to her jacked up in her vagina leotard…and/or nipples…including Miley, who is just posting very wholesome pics of her enjoying a popsicle as young girls do…and there’s nothing suggestive or provocative implied with the way she wraps her lips around that chocolate looking phallus…nothing at all…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

15

Jan

Rihanna Bikini Top from Brazil of the Day


OMG! Rihanna posted bikini pics.

I feel ridiculous posting this shit like it is news, important, hot, or even relevant…the pics are from her instagram, they are boring, and the retired hooker turned popstar in them, has countless sluttier pics of herself, because craving and crying for that male attention is kinda what her crazy ex-hooker ass is into…

I mean, I wonder what her Barbados sugar plantation slaves would think of all she’s done with their emancipation efforts back when they abolished slavery…They’d probably super stoked that one of their own could blossom into being a bigger spoiled brad with no respect than the plantation owner’s sociopathic daughter…

The more I see her doing her thing, the more I think she’s one of the worst humans around…especially when everyone I know who knows her, or who have worked for her, or who have booked her, can’t stand anything about her….and the amount of people who know her, is surprisingly alot when you spend time in barbados…where everyone hates her…cuz “they just jealous”…or maybe cuz “she’s just a cunt”….

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

15

Jan

Emily Didonato and Samantha Gradoville for Just Cavalli of the Day

I don’t know if these are pics of Emily Didonato or Samantha Gradoville or both..I just know that they are modelling some bikinis and that people come here to see pics of models in bikinis…so I am just giving you what you fucking want…I am accommodating like that…

I do know that Emily Didonato is one of Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard, the one who came before Alyssa Miller, and that she may or may not have a penis, or at least stories of sticking penis like things inside Jake while watching Heath Ledger movies…when she wasn’t SHOWING NIPPLES FOR FASHION

I also know Samantha Gradoville has been NAKED FOR FASHION TOO ….

Making these pics of them…pretty fucking disappointing considering what they are willing to do…this is like fingering a girl who was into getting fucked up the ass and given a facial…only worse.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|Samantha Gradoville

2014

15

Jan

Rita Ora By the Pool of the Day

Rita Ora is some trash being packaged as the next Rihanna…at least she was for a minute and I am the only one who keeps on bringing that up because I haven’t got to know the “talent” behind Rita Ora…or taken the time to research what Rita Ora has been up to, because ultimately, I don’t give a fuck, and even if she was Rihanna, I couldn’t really be bothered…and I guess either could she, because she’s living in LA, and this is what she did Monday during the day, because being an aspiring singer with a record deal, doesn’t mean you actually work…other people do that for you while you tan your fat ass…in your bikini for instagram…and really..as long as there is a bikini involved…that’s working hard enough by my standards..I mean I don’t even bother putting on pants…too much effort.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

15

Jan

Home Depot Person Catches a Baby of the Day

Here’s an everyday super hero, you know just some blue collar working in retail, and not even good retail, shitty hardware retail, helping assholes like you find the plungers to unclog your bourgeoisie life for 9 dollars an hour…adding more than just greeting you, giving you the daily flyer, or refusing to accept the used toilet seat you are trying to return cuz it couldn’t support your fat wife’s ass…but rather catching babies…even though babies are the worst, sent from hell to ruin your life…in a let it fall if it is your own, but save it if it is someone else’s kind of inspirational story…making me wonder if he got fired because touching babies is against store policy…

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Jan

Irina Shayk in Video for Beach Bunny of the Day

Despite all her plastic surgery, I think that Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model to scam her way out of Russia and into the public eye, using whatever means she had in front of her, whether it was a pro soccer playing boyfriend….who was probably gay and she used her Russian spy skills they teach you in elementary school to figure out how to extort him…and I respect that hustle, cuz girls in America can’t even get as far as this one has,meaning she’s better than they are….

That said, you always see these girls in pictures, photoshopped to shit, so video, a lot more complicated to fix, is a bit more representative of the heat she’s packing and that’s why I am posting this shitty promo video.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

15

Jan

Comedian Officiates Wedding of the Day

I don’t really know the back story of this wedding being officiated by a bad comedian, who makes pretty shitty jokes, but that are pretty alright jokes under the assumption that this is actually a wedding he is officiating, but it reminds me of the time I brought a crackwhore as a date to my own wedding, it was frowned upon, people got upset, but we had to establish that getting married couldn’t be a direct attack on our freedom, only this dude probably smells better…even if his comedy stinks…

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Jan

Alyssa Miller Models Half Naked for H&M of the Day

Alyssa Miller is an average at best, in both face and body, model who has done Sports Illustrated because she fucked the right people, got to a certain level of stardom, and moved onto bigger and better things, like Jake Gyllenhaal thinking it would open doors for her because he’s a big gay star…which I don’t think it really did…because no one gives a fuck about Alyssa Miller and her average at best looks that may come packing’a cock…we all just know she’s a slut, but you already know that, since she cheated on her boyfriend who made her career with Jake Gyllenhaal, as groupie opportunists do…

More interestingly…She’s a slut posted this picture of her nipples on instagram…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2014

15

Jan

Twerk Battle of the Day

I don’t know if twerking is still relevant, I mean I can’t really see how it’s not…it’s one of these timeless, tribal, booty shaking shaking fertility dance that gets every dude in the room excited at first jiggle…It’s been around forever, I remember going to clubs in the 90s and bitches were doing this, but I guess it’s gone white now, and once things go white, they start popping up in commercials, high school dances…and organized ass shaking events…all this to say, it’s a good thing to wake up to…even if I don’t know when it was shot…

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The above pictures are one of the top 10 reasons I like to come to LA….Here are some morning links…

Girls With Crazy Booty
GO

Doutzen Kroes
GO

The Razzie Award Nominations are Out
GO

Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
GO

I am Still Not Over Devil Baby Attack
GO

A Clip from Amy Poehler’s New Movie
GO

Pulp Fiction 8 Bit
GO

9 Weird Things About 90s Commercials
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS