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2014

17

Jan

Girl Downs a Bottle of Jagger of the Day

So apparently there is a thing Australians do, because Australians are insane, called being “Neknominated”…where you have to chug a bottle of booze..and apparently this girl got “Neknominated” and had to down a bottle of Jagger for a pack of smokes and I am just trying to figure out who these Australian trolls are, and what hobbit hole they crawled out of, because the Australians girl I follow on Instagram don’t look anything like this…but at least she still chugs a bottle of Jagger, which is impressive, even when built like a bus.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am pretty bad at Vegas porn awards. I haven’t left my room in over 12 hours and not because I am fucking hookers, strippers, porn stars or fat girl fans of porn who want to show me that they can suck dick too…I am just too comfortable laying in this bed without my fat wife, a bed that has probably had some really disgusting things happen in it, from death to random people shitting on it…but it’s still better than what I got at home…

Today…I’ll work on doing better…

Here are some morning links…

Nina Agdal is Picking Her Wedgie
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The Classiest QUAD Ever
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Oh Shit Some Mirror Selfies!
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Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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Russian Girl VS Car
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Michael Fastbender is Doing Gerard Butler’s Ex
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Little Miss Sunshine Is Big
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Amanda Seyfried Still Doesn’t Shower
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10 Marvel Superheroes with Weird Penises
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Drunken Nose Piercing
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am in Vegas at the AVN AWARDS because it’s always a good fucking time. Sure I wasn’t asked to be a judge this year, because some pornstars and porn companies hate me, but I did get to see Asa Akira, who is the one pornstar I consider family…in a very very very dysfunctional family…

So far I met a bunch of fucking perverts, one guy who made me watch videos he shot of pornstar’s mouths as they were talking to fans…another guy who wouldn’t stop telling a girl next to me how much he liked her nipples…I’ll get pics and video tomorrow…If I don’t die of AIDS….

Here are some stepLINKS..

Coco Posted Something Very Good
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When Pimping Out Your Teen Goes Wrong
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Girls Taking Selfies
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I love Pubic Hair – So these American Apparel Mannequins fucking Rock
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Anne Hathaway Nipples
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13 Weirdo GIFS
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Shanna is the Slut in the Spank Bank
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How to Waste Gopro
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Gemma Chan Tits…
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Doutzen Kroes in Shorts
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Some Chick Named Ali Wilerton in a Bikini
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Jessie J has a Hot Booty
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Emma Roberts Turns Me On
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Penelope Cruz in a Boring Campaign
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Stephanie Seymour’s 1993 Playboy Pics
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Granny Wants Dick for her 100th Birthday
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Jena Malone in Some Weird Photoshoot…
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Girls Without Bras
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Slow Motion Beat Boxing
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RIP Professor from Gilligan’s Island
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Kelly Brook Thick Legs
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Big Greek Nip Slip
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Fails of the Week
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Anne Hathaway was Supposed to be in Silver Linings Playbook…
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Selena Gomez Nudes Probably Exist
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Blaze the Crate Hating Husky
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Trashy Naked Girls
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Chrissy Teigen Cleavage…
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Secret McDonald’s Menu ITems
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5 Ways to Sneak Alcohol Anywhere
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Tamara Ecclestone Playboy Pics
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Walking Dead Hooker
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Kaili Thorne Topless
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Rich People Have Better Sex
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Olivia Wilde Tight Pants
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Catherine Gontran – Fitness Model
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Chick With Abs
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The 15 Best Beer Koozies
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This is What Vanessa Pardis Has to Say to Johnny Depp’s Engagment
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Amy Adams in Tight Jeans
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SEX TOYS MAKE FOR FUN SEX
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Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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Slow Motion Boobie Jiggle
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Some Big titties Bending Over
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Some Solid Lesbians!
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Hidden Shower Camera
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Still Wants to be a Bikini Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is on some bikini model kick. She’s working it for Sports Illustrated hard. She was at their event, she is singed to IMG a modelling agency they use a lot, now she’s posting bikini pics in a bikini line that is tightly tied into Sports Illustrated, and that I think is all part of the hints she’s dropping saying “I am tall, I have tits, I am thick, I can be the next Kate Upton, cuz that bitch is a cow and her mom and dad aren’t super famous people like mine”…and whatever is going on…I like it.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

16

Jan

Izabel Goulart is a Fucking Machine of the Day

Fit as fuck Izabel Goulart proves that having an average at best face doesn’t matter when you are built like a fucking lean, fat-less, toned machine who works out every fucking day and looks amazing doing it….so good that Victoria’s Secret hires her for their Runway shows, while all the other models are out starving themselves and doing coke all night…this girl’s a fucking fitness machine…and I like watching her do things that I can’t do but would try eating her out if she was doing it in front of me, while she was doing it….

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

16

Jan

Rihanna’s Got a Good Bathing Suit on Of the Day

I like Rihanna’s choice in bathing suits…even though I know that if Rihanna had her choice her bathing suit would be no bathing suit while spreading her ass asking for people to lick it…because she’s a sexual deviant, ego, who some would debate is the fucking worst…but who I think is pretty alright, because any girl who produces her own smut, famous or both is alright to me, they give me something to look at that’s better than my wife trying to not get stuck in our shower stall…

It may be the angle, or the quality of the pic, but it looks good.

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Posted in:Rihanna

2014

16

Jan

I have a Crush on the Dirty Diaper Eater of the Day

Keyshia is my crush of the day…because she’s fucking crazy…

She’s a baby piss drinking dirty diaper sucking freak who I am going to assume is fully lying and a hired actor down on her luck because of the smile on her face while she sucks the piss out of a diaper…despite not having kids…making me wonder where she finds the pee filled diapers to being with…but that I am going to assume are found by the guy who handles props since TV is all staged…

I just wonder where we are at in society, that this kind of thing is produced, or even sensationalized or talked about. What happened to having some dignity in your weirdo behavior, keep it to your self – feel guilty – hope you don’t get caught…

All this to say, I’m in love.

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Jan

Demi Lovato Bikini Pic of the Day

The only thing I know about Demi Lovato is that I’ve been told she has a Lesbian Sex tape with Miley that they shot when they were under 18…and that people have been passing around the mean streets of Nashville the last 5 years…leading to Demi Lovato having a break down that she’s clearly crawled out of…at least according to this bikini selfie that she posted the other day that says “it’s a weekday and I am tanning on the beach, my life is a fucking vacation, you’re all a bunch of assholes, buy my next album, it pays for this shit, while you work for 10 dollars a fucking hour”…

I like appreciative bi-polar girls like that…but only when they are in a bikini selfie.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2014

16

Jan

Kaili Thorne Topless Pics of the Day

I guess when your sister is some bubbly Disney robot named Bella Thorne…the kind of bitch who is probably a bitch until the camera goes on and when it does she’s some over the top kitten loving, candy coated, fluffy cunt…the kind of schizophrenia that would probably make for very scary, yet exciting sex….at least based on her Candies campaign video…

You have no choice but to take a totally different route when you are her sister, and you want nothing to do with the family empire of teddy bears and rainbows, but rather the hipster model, I get naked for photographers but it’s not porn kick, that is fucking awesome…

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2014

16

Jan

Maria Menounos Fit as Fuck Body of the Day

I am going to assume that these behind the scenes pictures of Maria Menounos are fully doctored…because we’ve got an archive of HER FAT GREEK ASS ON THE SITE an ass she probably prefers being called her vagina…because that’s how the greeks do it…it’s a historical thing that has transcended generations…anal…that thanks to girls growing up watching porn – has also been taken up by the average under 25 year old who thinks it’s a great place for a dude to cum because they can’t get pregnant…not that that has anything to do with Maria Menounos’ and her case of the mysterious ABS for some fitness mag…because whether she has ABS or not really doesn’t matter, what I am more interested in is talking about anal sex…no homo…and preferably with no shit left on my dick…but I guess I am also interested in looking at fit bodies…because everyone around me is so fat.

Posted in:Maria Menounos