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2023

04

Jan

Paulina Porizkova’s Topless Selfie of the Day

Paulina Porizkova is old as shit, I have never done a post on her because her hotness predates the internet….I started the site in 2004, which was a little late to the internet game really, but still early enough that I should be a billionaire, but I’m not….YOUR FAULT NOT MINE….

I’d occasionally post some old timer pussy over the years, but Paulina Porizkova is SUCH an old timer that she was too old for me to do that in 2004….

Her glory days were cover girl of SI in George Orwell’s 1984 and 1985….and I never kept track on any of these bitches, except maybe Elle Macpherson….because I was more into fucking ugly girls than fantasizing about SI Swim models….I didn’t do the fan boy shit…so Paulina Porizkova never existed to me, except when she was some Oscar nominees date a few years ago….(Aaron Sorkin)…..

She’s 100 fucking years old, but posted her bra selfie to remind you that some bitches are genetically superior to other bitches and can be jerked off to even when they are no longer hormonally women…. EXCITING…I know.

She was also involved in some scandal during her divorce whenh she was found at the scene of her husband of 30 year death, Ric Ocasek of the Cars….and had to fight his WILL to get what was RIGHTFULLY hers….which I’ll assume she re-invested into a tight old lady bod that’s freaking me out…

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2023

04

Jan

Whitney Cummings Showers Clothe of the Day

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Whitney Cummings apparently does a premium content site, since they are all doing premium content sites, I guess it’s some female hive mind shit to see how much they can make off the pervert fans, as a benchmark or leaderboard they can use to compare with other chicks, so that they feel like they are the hottest pussy around….it’s weird.

I am sure it’s also the dopamine release of posting racy content for a paying customer, but it’s weird to see mainstream people hopping onto it for the cash grab like it’s not being a whore, which is old timey speak for SEX WOKER….

I guess when the bitch is old as shit and fully clothed, so it’s not sex work….just some sort of weird fetish content that makes her feel hot and probably turns her on….they all love being jerked off to, they just pretend they don’t….at least when you do it in public and they call the police…those playing hard to get types…

I think it’s still mooching off the girls who actually need to whore to get by, you know doing WHORE FACE like BLACK face….trying to steal their paying fans…because the mainstream always wants in on the money.

I think it’s pretty offensive that she posts clothed showers, that’s not fucking smut, that’s not paid content, that’s the fucking intro before showing me how big of a dildo her whore ass that whored so good it got some TV shows and a legitimate comedy career where people take her seriously and think she’s funny because they are told to.

Unless she’s just as grossed out as I am from her AGED geriatric rich as shit broken down back alley cunt….that she can’t handle it not being naked….because it stinks, burns, or makes her sad.

Either way, WEIRD fucking hustle for a rich lady….goes to show you, they just can’t ever get enough….EMPTY…

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2023

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Bikinis on a Boat of the Day

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This just in, Selena Gomez hasn’t died of LUPUS yet, she’s still coming through strong, maybe a little too strong, or at least bloated, probably from all the steroids, hard drinking, anti-psychotics, and wine…you know a girl who was sold to the industry’s gotta survive somehow….she’s gotta live through the nightmares of being forced to sit hard on Barney’s lap when it was illegal to be doing such things…not that that happened…but she learned how to fuck somewhere and based on the rumors I hear from Hollywood, it was likely not in a wholesome way like at PROM with her high school sweetheart….

She’s in a white bikini, her big girl tits filling it out, maybe even doing a little wet white bikini sheerness…and it’s ALMOST exciting…if you’re into chipmunk looking girls who are about 30 pounds overweight that have chronic illnesses that may kill them off so that you can be in line for their empire…like the guy who married Sarah Hyland who also has bootleg kidneys….only isn’t fat about it.

TO see the rest of the pics of her yachting with the Beckhams in a Throuple CLICK HERE

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2023

04

Jan

Sofia Resing Wearing Leaves for Miami of the Day

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Sofia Resing is a Brazilian model who I guess lives in Miami since she posts videos of her wake surfing in Miami….

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Miami is the place to be, at least if you’re rich as shit or a hot model who likes guys who are rich as shit….

She did this half naked, wrapped in a leaf photoshoot for some luxury Miami magazine, which I guess is their version of backpages, but instead of it being backpages, it’s cover shoots so that the people who come across the magazine know the new pussy in town, assuming she has a pussy, you never know with Brazilians, they do the whole TRAP thing better than most.

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2023

04

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit!

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2023

04

Jan

Amanda Cerny in the Grocery Store of the Day

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I don’t know if this is part of Amanda Cerny’s exclusive content, or if it’s a viral promotion to get people to pay to see the uncensored version on her exclusive channles and I don’t even know if Cerny is actually naked in the Grocery store, but I do know that as unimpressive as she was as a Playboy model, she picked up some tips on how to go viral from her Vine friends that are all Billionaires now, because this is the kind of prank, stunt, shock content, public troll, hustle that content should be like…

Yes, I am praising Amanda Cerny for breaking the lame, boring, nude selfie and taking it to a public place, or an unconventional place, which is more than most of the girls monetizing content are doing….even though they make millions a year doing it….

The fact is that it doesn’t need to be a public place, it can be anything interesting, different, fun…..because that’s what I like…a photoshoot, with a story, with multiple pics, with a vibe….

So whether I think she’s not so hot or not, she’s doing something that I think is pretty awesome and that makes her hot to me…..

Amanda Cerny…..nude model of the future!

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2023

04

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are the magical gift that tight pants, shorts, panties bring us…..except when they are on old fat chicks who work at the cafeteria, but even then it’s better to see pussy than to not, at least that’s what granny always said, when she’d make us eat her out….which was probably a statement that could have been debated, a good old fashioned pros and cons list, but so long as a layer of fabric stands between me and the potential biohazard, I mean the things some girls do to their vaginas is wild…from fucking gross random household objects, to serious neglect not realizing that it is it’s own petri dish or ecosystem creating new strains of whatever’s oozing out of them….

The point is, I love cameltoe and always will, even when it’s gross, because pussy cleavage, like titty cleavage, is delicious for the eyes….

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2023

04

Jan

Courtney Stodden Slutty Whip of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is a legend as far as I’m concerned, I don’t know if the rest of the world agrees, or if she’s even that popular, but there was a time when they all liked talking about her and her scandalous love affair with some actor from LOST who married her when she was 16 in some state where that was legal, assuming that was a true story, and not just a marketing hook that no dude would really want because it’s illegal in most states….

Anyway, Stodden, a legend as far as I’m concerned, who along with getting some clown tits she didn’t need, put out some sex tapes the old fashioned way that didn’t go viral, now probably doing self produced content for the remaining fans the way she’s supposed to, with her whip out and lingerie on, still looking hot to me.

I figure 2023 is a good year to make Courtney Stodden great again, even though I think she’s always been great, she just needs the rest of the hive mind to hop on board…..and I’m willing to do what I can to help…..

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2023

04

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I find it pretty lame when anyone is overly excited by anything, but who fucking cares what other people are overly excited by, so long as they get naked…

If anything, I’d like to find more things that make girls want to get naked, whether it’s posing with weed or bongs or vapes as the inspo to get some naked content….or other things I find lame…..so long as they are using it as a prop in their weird excitement for something….I’m into it.

I feel the same way about dudes who are into NFL, Craft Beers, Small Batch Gins, WHISKEY, oh the Whiskey nerds are awful….just fucking drink it, love it, get drunk from it….or watch it, jerk off to it and love it, or smoke it, get naked with it, take pics of it and post them on the internet….just don’t be annoying about it….

From someone with no hobbies, I can tell you people with hobbies are fucking annoying….except when they get naked…so that is what this is about then…isn’t it.