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2014

16

Jan

Drunk Position of the Day

Here’s the drunk position of the day, sure it’s not quite as good as falling asleep with your penis inside an inanimate object for your roommates to walk in on when they wake up to go to work, but it’s still pretty interesting….on his knees and kicked back…pretty much what ever man would want to be known for on the internet…

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Vegas…and so far the highlight of my trip was using a public bathroom…and felling some kind of mucus or something hanging off my face that I decided to taste because I was drunk and not thinking…that I am going to assume was some weird dude’s cum that he threw at me…and that I now have aids because of…awesome…but not as awesome as missing the Emily Ratakowski party last night.

So far so good.

Here are some stepLINKS

The Dirty Diaper Chewer of Queens
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Peter Dinklage Riding a Scooter
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage
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10 Ugliest Celebs According to Amanda Bynes
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Baywatch the Dog Parody
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Popular Celebrity Cars
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Food Time Lapse Gifs
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I LOVE Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to Vegas for the Porn Convention…

If you like porn and conventions….be jealous…

If you don’t…I’ll take a picture or two of it for you to show you all you are missing…

Here are some links…

Miley Cyrus’ Freakish Bowl Cut
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Anastasia Ashley Bikini Selfie
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Girls in Knee Highs…
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Vanessa Hudgens Big Cleavage
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Anna Kendrick Big Cleavage
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India Reynolds ASs!
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Flying Ski Jumper
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Imogen Thomas’ Outdoor
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Emmy Rossum – Complex
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Drunk VS the Stairs
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Fishing Fails
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Some Chick Named Amanda Righetti in her Panties
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits
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Claudia Romani Beach Pics
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Vanessa Hudgens Has Some Thin Blow Job Lips
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Snooki at a Book Signing…
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A Guide to the Supermodels Leo has Dated
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Apparently Lawrencing is a New Internet Trend
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When Sports and TV Graphics Collide
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Lindsay Lohan Out in London
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Kristina Tsvetkova Topless
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Sweet Ass Upskirt Care Of Claudia Romani
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Rihanna Is Totally Fucking Topless
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20 Celebs who have Gone bankrupt!
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Hayden Panettiere in a Dress
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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Some Naked Babe VS Cake Batter
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Remy LaCroix Hullahoop Ass
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Double Vibrator Penetration
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Jan

Cara Delevingne Shows Some Tits and Bush of the Day

These pics of Victoria’s Secret model, Cara Delevingne, who you probably think looks hot in these pics because she takes a hot pic, but in actual fact is just an overrated troll, at least when not behind smoke and mirrors, looking hot enough to justify why she does Victoria’s Secret, even if in her everyday life, she looks like shit…but maybe I am just blinded by her bush…cuz I love bush.

Here is her striptease for i-D Magazine:

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

15

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Amazing Surf Butt at a Budweiser Commercial of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the single best thing to happen to female surfing since the invention of the surfboard…and maybe the bikini…and if you don’t know that, then you don’t pay attention…because I’ve been reminding you consistently the last 6 months….and I am going to assume you have probably already masturbated to her surfing abilities at least once…because I cater to virgin weirdos…and that’s what you people do…

That said, with surfing comes a great round ass, and I love great round asses, and this one is probably the best there is, maybe they best there ever was, maybe the best there ever will be…and it is shooting a commercial…all wet and lovely…attached to it’s lovely and amazing host body Anastasia Ashley…she’s my favorite.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

15

Jan

Sports Illustrated Does the Monster Mash of the Day

Here are two trolls who you know as Genevieve Morton and Kate Upton, who I am going to assume must have fucked their way to the pages of Sports Illustrated to fool some decision maker along the way that big tits are good enough to get a bitch in a magazine since the readership of Sports Illustrated are middle american hicks who just like tits, and who are used to staring at their inbred obese wife’s moustache every night eating casserole…

These two troll bitches…lucked out, and they know it, that’s why they are posing together in this picture knowing they have no business being swimsuit models, but that they are just filling some fat chick quota needed to keep the average man readership locked down…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|Kate Upton

2014

15

Jan

Ireland Baldwin at the SI Swim Event of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has messaged me before…her and her dad lost their shit on me and blocked me for being such a good guy…you know the misunderstood hero in this story that is life…and that rejection is probably why I bother looking at her instagram because I prefer girls who hate me. I find it more appealing, but also I don’t have to question what is wrong with them on a psychological level in that they would let me up in them…

That said, she’s now an IMG model because she’s 6 foot 5 and big and I guess either in this years SI Swimsuit cuz she matters enough to have her team of agents push her onto magazines catering to a younger audience…because their existing audience is dying and don’t use computers…and I guess part of that becoming a model amongst other titty models involves showing off your tits as hard as you can.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

15

Jan

Christie Brinkley is Still Amazing of the Day

Christie Brinkley, even at 100 fucking years old, is amazing and may or may not be hot enough for me to jerk off to, even if I really tried, because I don’t like old used up women, but who I can still use to remind me of the the titties that once were jerked off to by me, because she’s still got it going on…and by it, I don’t mean her period, she’s too old for that…which I guess is a selling point if she wasn’t Christie Brinkley, because getting her pregnant, a curse to so many on so many levels with so many women, isn’t a curse with this one, because it would be a K-Fed situation…a K-Fed situation now made impossible…cuz she’s 100 fucking years old…but at least she still looks good at the SI 50 Year Anniversary of Swimsuit event I wasn’t invited to but where Chrissy Teigen was invited…because she’s the biggest scam around..

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christie Brinkley

2014

15

Jan

Awesome Drunk Dude of the Day

As a drunk person, who likes being drunk, who needs to be drunk, and who relies on being drunk to get through all aspects of life, even the most menial…because drunk just makes things more tolerable, from the inner demons and repressed memories in our soul, to the annoying, tedious conversations you have with the people you come across and who you can’t help but hate…I am a fan of videos of drunk people, even if they are also high people, who may or may not have given up on life, but who are giving themselves face plants because it’s pretty fucking funny..

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Jan

Kate Upton’s V-Magazine Shoot of the Day

Fatty Kate Upton has been photoshopped aggressively from a fashion magazine that decided to either shit on fashion by using a fat model who has a lot of hype, trying to be controversial like it was a Benneton ad in the 80s, or some other high concept idea that fashion will put together to make some kind of useless yet glamorous social commentary…or maybe they are just trying to garner buzz, get attention because people, mainly white trash dudes love Kate Upton…or maybe they have a quota of fat chicks they need to use in the magazine to be deemed appropriate for young girls to read in this era of hating skinny girls, and turning our backs on skinny girls while encouraging fat girls because obesity fuels fast food industry, junk food industry, health care industry while keeping people lazy as fuck and unable to bother fighting what the government imposes on them…but maybe I’m taking these a bit too seriously…and should just stare at her tits…

Posted in:Kate Upton