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2013

19

Dec

Nothing Say X-Mas Like an Armed Robbery on a Bus of the Day

The holiday season is pretty stressful for people trying to buy the latest Furbie for their illegitimate kids…

Sometimes you have to go to extreme measures, even a month before Christmas, to get the money you need to help carry your family/drug addiction through Christmas…This is a modern day “It’s a Wonderful Life”…

This footage is from November 25, in Seattle, where a dude robbed people of their phones before one passenger, who probably hated his life and was ready to die, proven in that he was on the bus to begin with…reminding us to never fuck with a dude on a bus, you don’t know how much he hates his life…because buses are pretty much rock bottom.

Either way, the rest of the bus jumped in, subdued the robber in a people, despite our differences, coming together, to do what’s right for man-kind, inspirational moment, that makes you think there is still hope for our species…even though there isn’t.

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Dec

Emma Forbes in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Emma Forbes is a TV presenter in the UK, which means she pretty much doesn’t matter and barely exists, and that was before she squeezed into her bathing suit, where she really got the point across that she pretty much doesn’t matter and shouldn’t exist, at least not in this setting…put your shirt on bitch no one needs to see this shit.

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2013

19

Dec

Chuck Norris Does the Van Damme for Lockheed of the Day

I don’t really know what this is, but I am going to assume an corporate holiday video that Lockheed sends out to clients or staff to remind the world that they have too much fucking money on their hands and that at the end of the year, thanks to all the military equipment they’ve made billions of dollars selling to governments, they should have some fun with it…and what better way than to tell Volvo trucks to fuck themselves up the ass, and throw some Chuck Norris, who is less gay and more viral, doing some on airplane blue screen stunts with the most ridiculous beard of all time…because why the fuck not.

I never understood why Chuck Norris was a meme, why he was a big deal on the internet before cats took his title, but this video for some reason, makes me laugh and that reason isn’t that Lockheed Martin have an ad running on the site, but they should.

Posted in:Chuck Norris

2013

19

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence vs Butt Plugs of the Day

I know that people are probably posting this Jennifer Lawrence story and giggling amongst themselves in their offices because people have very little going on and butt plugs is such a funny word…and such a naughty toy to prude bitches who don’t like anal play because they’ve never had anal because like the guys and Duck Dynasty, why stick it in the shitter when there is a dripping pussy next store, because I guess we’ve lost our Christianity and use contraceptives and anal isn’t the only full proof option for no babies

I know I would much rather watch Jennifer Lawrence with her butt plugs, that I am sure she didn’t use, because otherwise she wouldn’t be telling this story on Conan, even if she was an anal fiend, unless this is just her way of making fun of the fact that she got busted with anal plugs you know diffusing the story because no one likes admitting they use anal plugs, they but that shit anonymous online…because with every gag gift you give someone in the form of a sex toy…it will always get used at least just once because it is there…

So my assumption is, Jennifer Lawrence is into ass play, has used butt plugs, is joking about it, because let’s face it it’s not a big deal, and now her maid and anyone who finds her dead after a drug overdose knows it was just jokes.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The thing that amazes me most about the world is that we are not allowed to have an opinion that the masses think is politically correct…yet the people who are telling us not to hate or be negative are full of shit and haters too…and not just cuz they are hating on haters but because if you hang with one of these assholes posting about homophobia and duck dynasty on Facebook…you’ll learn that they make fun of people too because everyone does they just pretend they don’t…fuck em all…hate who you want to hate.

Here are the morning stepLINKS…..

The 10 Worst X-Mas Songs ever
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Redheads!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does the X-Mas
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The Best Picture You Will See Today
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Big Tits!
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The Best Nelson Mandela Quotes to Use on your Friends
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Scientifically Accurate Santa
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REMEMBER – ELF with PUGS? GENIUS.
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20 Smart Celebs
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The funniest thing with one night stands, like not the kind you pay for, but the kind you find in a bar or on the internet, is that the sluts you’ve never met who you are fucking, are the ones who want to kiss the most, cuddle the most, and feel loved the most, because they are broken the most…you know eagerly seeking intimacy and romance one stranger at a time…especially this time of year…when the daddy issues shine!

So Many Asses for Wednesday
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Miranda Kerr Botox Face
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Mayor Tom Ford Dances
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Some Chick Named George in a Bikini – Lookin’ Good
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ELF the PUG Edition – WTF – There is a God
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Jenna Dewan in a Bikini Top
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Funny Christmas Moments
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Sasha Grey Nude – But Not For Porn Pics
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The Craziest Dash Cam Video of the Year
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Miley in Shorts!
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Emmy Rossum in a Magazine
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The Hottest Christina Aguilera Pics
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Lohan Loves Cocaine
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Boner in your Pants Fails
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Fuck That Ass, Fuck It Good
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Ariana Grande Cameltoe
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The BEst Gym Video Ever
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Celebs Who NEver Age
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Vanessa Hudgens in Overalls
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Random Half Naked Slut….
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Naked Models in Vogue Russia
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Bitch Just Loves Black Cock
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Christmas Cards for Single People
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Girls Playing Videogames
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Girl I Want to Fuck in Esquire
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Xmas
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Ultimate Rubber Band Gun
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The Real Walter White Sentenced 12 Years for Meth
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Edita Vilkeviciute Titties!
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Girl Knocks Herself Out
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Elizabeth Olsen Photoshoot…Hipster
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Teeter Totter Fail
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Bieber is Retiring
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Naked Girls in VOLO Magazine
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Cara Delevingne Overrated in Vogue
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Here’s a babe and her Sexy Irish X-Mas Dance
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Girls With Tattoos
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More Pics of Brooklyn Decker on the Beach
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The Homophobes from Duck Dynsasty
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Miley Cyrus in Short Shorts
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Get Girls To Love You With Toys…Everyone Like Toys
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Nude Beach Floaties
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Some Chick Stripping
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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Lingerie X-Mas Dance
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski GIF of the Day

This is Emily Ratajkowski pulling down her panties in a GQ shoot that I guess is for December…she’s pulling down her panties like this was on the Kanye video that gave her her big break…at least if you think being flown around by Kanye as the bitch he fucks is a big break…that lead to nude shoots…and that lead to Blurred lines…and that lead to her going viral when probably already having a few viruses …making this her year in all her fake lips that are apparently not fake lips glory…

I like her and her body, even if she’s too “famous” for me now.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

18

Dec

Cora Keegan Nude Pictures for Jason Lee Parry of the Day


Cora Keegan used to text me and fuck around with me…we were the best friends ever on the internet. I would write her love songs and she’d ignore me 80 percent of the time…but like anything…that ignoring became 100 percent of the time…but I will never forget the beautiful time we had…while I resent her and everything about her as I stare and her evil, heart breaking, tits….

Sure it never worked out for us, but at 6 feet tall, we would just looked like the number 10 walking down the street and no one wants that, especially not a bitch who makes 10k a day modelling…even if she only works 1 day a month….if that…and the rest of the time is spent having unprotected sex with guys in bands.

I like to think there is still hope for us…it is chrismas and miracles happen.

PS – these are old pics…but new to you since you’ve never heard of this bitch.

Posted in:Cora Keegan|NSFW

2013

18

Dec

Claudia Romani’s Hottest Video Ever of the Day

I have been trying to get Claudia Romani naked in bed for the last year or so.

For those of you who don’t know, she’s the girl who is always showing off her round Italian butt in Miami in bikini paparazzi pics.

Well it turns out that our friends over at VENICE CHIC TV beat us to it and the good news is, I don’t mind eating his sloppy seconds…because Claudia Romani, whoever she may be and wherever she may be from, is just that good.

Posted in:Claudia Romani

2013

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Miracle of the Day

Miley Cyrus is so festive. It’s just too bad she’s too famous to do a mall tour, because I think this is what kids need to be exposed to at a young age, face to face, not just in pictures on the internet they follow, because building character and the youth up from this promises a very fucking weird future…I mean when I was growing up no babes were grinding santa half naked….only santa was grinding up on little boys half naked…but in his defence he was drunk and they didn’t really screen for pedophiles as well back then…they just assumed the broke motherfucker applying for the mall santa job had good intentions…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus