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2022

30

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

On/Off flashing is really all we can hope for in 2023….

World Peace won’t happen, war makes too many people rich….health and wellness won’t happen, they are poisoning us with food, water and air….rich won’t happen, there’s inflation, devaluation of the currency, stock market and real estate market crashes…..you don’t stand a chance…

But one constant is that ladies will be clothed and that we’ll want to see what they look like naked under their clothes….whether we’re off grid hiding, in a FEMA camp slaving, in a pod house they’ve given us….so long as they don’t take ALL our testosterone….clothed vs unclothed will be as important in 2023 as it has been my whole life…

So here’s to more On/Off….

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2022

30

Dec

Whitney Cummings Takes a Shit of the Day

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Not so funny but marketed as funny girl Whitney Cummings continues to bring the jokes, or at least the sad cries for attention because it was never really about the jokes for her, but rather the attention she got from telling the jokes when realizing that the comedy world was an easy place to rise up if you were semi-decent looking with some tits…since comedians are some of the lamest virgin nerd losers around…at least until they make it and develop their egos…

Sure that attention has made her very fucking rich through a series of pretty shitty but successful sitcoms…leaving her fully accomplished…..realizing all her dreams…with no where left to go…

I guess to the bathroom, to post pics of the bra for people who are fans to have something to jerk off to, even if there’s something terrifying about it….

I’m fine with the oversharing, the sitting on the toilet, the welcoming strangers into your world as some form of shock humor for attention….I mean I’d rather see a girl with her shirt off on the toilet than not….no matter how old, fat, disgusting she may be…

I just find it pretty sad that this is where you go with the content after making it, checking off EVERY possible thing on the dream board wishlist….

It almost feels pathetic and sad….Luckily, she didn’t show us the shit because that’s never been funny to me….and luckily, I have no emotions and other people’s sadness or desperation is what helps fuel MY orgasms….so keep it coming to keep us cumming (if we try hard enough) into 2023 Cummings.

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2022

30

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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If you’re going to be one of those motherfuckers who ventures out of the house and into the scary scary world filled with all kinds of real threats….

Like insane people on anti-depressants who don’t know the pills make them insane, but who still love being on the pills because it makes them feel like they are part of a marginalized community…..

Or worse, an invisible cold virus that’s been marketed to you as some kind of killer that you’ve even got 7 shots to prevent yourself from getting, despite everyone you know with 7 shots still getting the scary cold virus, despite staying 6 feet apart and double masking, so it’s better to just check out from society and life, you can live a full existence through the internet….take out and not having any REAL LIFE experiences…

If you’re one of those who gives a shit, we’re all going to die, might as well be from some bullshit sooner than later so I don’t need to worry about planning my retirement….

I hope you come face to face with some party girls, or ladies of the night you can hire, rocking some fishnet stockings, the accessible stocking, that still gets the job done, a classic stocking really….

Because fishnets are hot, slutty and exciting, even when granny aged bitches wear em….like Champagne on New Years for your fancy fucks….only easier to jerk off to…

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2022

30

Dec

Lily Allen Bikini of the Day

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Lilly Allen is no longer fat, but she is now old, and she’s lounging around the pool in a bikini because she’s rich. It’s a nice reminder that you really only need a one-hit wonder to tour around a few years in your 20s to give you a lifetime of available money to do things like sit around the pool on vacation….

She’s also married to the guy from Stranger Things, so he probably has some money too, which is a nice reminder that if you can’t find yourself a one hit wonder song that you can tour in your 20s, find yourself a hit show to be on that requires your character in every episode of every season, that too will give you that available income to last you a lifetime.

Or you can just get born into a rich family….

Come back in 2023 for more realistic financial tips from this homeless man….because when you’re sitting on the sidelines of life, it’s so easy to see the ANSWERS.

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2022

30

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s the last full back panties friday of the year and no one cares….

Either you’re all in your own vaccine induced psychosis as you change your gender and freeze tomato juice into cubes you can shove up your ass once a month to pretend that you’re having your period like a fucking crazy person that everyone coddles and pretends is a non-crazy person because they are crazy too.

Or, you’re spending the day with family and friends, enjoying yourself off the internet because FULL BACK panties aren’t that important when you reflect on the last year and anticipate the next year being better and not more insane…

Whatever you’re into, I hope you get your share of FULL BACK panties from a girl you love and who loves you enough to wear full back panties in front on you….it’s the relationship panty….instead of from the homeless women you have sex with to give them something to fill their bellies….they don’t care about you…they just want a warm shower and that can of soup man..

Happy fucking new year.

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2022

30

Dec

Stair Master and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Hot Gym Ass

Beach Yoga

Beach Creeping

Two Girls Get Their Stretch On

Booty At Work

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2022

30

Dec

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I guess things are cyclical, where one generation goes mental and the next one reigns it back in, because we are at the near peak of degeneracy, where the everyday girl is a whore selling sex in some capacity, after a few generations of feminism taking women to the top of the corporate ladder, which obviously had negative impact of family, marriage, raising the kids, and positive impact on taxable income and paving the way for future generations to reach peak degeneracy…

So we’re at the point where going back to traditional family roots, 1950s shit, the life that women were lied to and turned into activists to get out of, only to now be grannies or great grannies to girls taking 8 dicks a week on OnlyFans for 9.99 a month, because working sucks…..

We’re at the point where that 1950s life seems more fulfilling, more meaningful, having more purpose and the best thing is the wife raising the kids, running the home, not working is just like being a sugar baby or sex worker, without he selling of the soul…

Imagine that, we had to destroy society, to show them that what they want is what they already had 75 fucking years ago….

All that fighting to get into colleges, to be taken seriously in their careers, to prove they could do shit that is far less impressive than RAISING kids and running a family, oh great, you’re a high powered lawyer who gets paid a lot, FASCINATING….

So the whole TRAD LIFE is now being the REBEL…going against the grain….like being GOTH in HIGH SCHOOL….or being TRANS this past year….so 2023 will be more women seeking more TRAD LIFE / WIFE shit…..Here’s a woman into traditional gender roles:

Now more braless girls on the internet who I call feminists because I know all women identify as feminists, whether they are choosing trad wife life, sugar babying, producing porn, or working the corporate ladder to be a high taxed individual…they are all self proclaimed feminists and I am too….because ultimately, women can do anything they want, anything a man can, just not necessarily as well….at least when it comes to operating heavy machinery…..

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2022

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s practically 2023, why the fuck are you on the computer like some kind of nerd, unless you’re drunk or hiding from annoying family, like me, you’ve got no excuse….

My rant for the end of 2022, two more sleeps or some shit….is if you’re satisfied with how degenerate you are, there’s always next year….if you’re tired of being degenerate, there’s always next year….so lighten the fuck up, there’s always next year….that’s the reason I still do the same updating of a site after 18 years, had big dreams, big plans but said…”there’s always next year”….

Maybe that’s a bad example….

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Pele is Dead
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Slpw Cars Going Top Speed
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Football Player was Working as a Barista When He Got the Call To Comeback to the NFL
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Man Turns Wife’s Skate Shop into a Polly Pocket
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Nick Cannon’s 12 Child Joins Us
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Kelly Gale is Naked and Amazing
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Terrell Owens Trying to Make NFL Comeback
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Bill Cosby To Tour in 2023
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2022

29

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thongs is less of a movement and more of a product of thongs being pretty inefficient underwear for what you’d probably want underwear to be efficient at, at least if you have a blown out asshole like a motherfucker who has spent some time in prison…which we’ll assume most women do from the whole anal being a first date activity and not something you have to beg for anymore…the parasites that control our minds need anal to keep their species alive…

Anyway, the thong is a pretty efficient underwear at showing off asshole, which in this ass obsessed world, is what we need, girls who feel safe and clothed flashing asshole to the strangers of the internet….I mean if they didn’t bother doing this, where would we find the assholes to stare at….probably from the 1000s of other girls who are into showing their assholes without the thong…

It’s a wild world.

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2022

29

Dec

Harley Quinn Smith Saggy Christmas Tits of the Day

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Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, with what I assume is some kind of groupie who would never have let Kevin Smith’s dick inside her if he wasn’t the Hollywood success that he was at the time they met….she’s an actress, not a very good one, but she’s been in a few of his movies since marrying him back in 1999…..

The reality is that he is Kevin Smith and like the rich guys I’ve met along the way who know bitches are just into them because of their money, knowing they can’t separate themselves from being dudes with money, they embrace the pussy that comes with that money….

So whether I think Kevin Smith movies are bunk and feel he should probably still be the convenience store worker who was way too into comics and nerd shit to get laid, he did max out his credit cards to make Clerks and basically show the world how Hollywood was a fucking scam with their multi-million dollar budget movies, you can do that shit for cheap, only to be sucked up by the machine like that fat fuck sucked up donuts, and because a rich and connected asshole who is still into his nerd shit…but who has been able to breed unlike other nerds who didn’t take a chance on themselves….

Anyway, along with surviving a heart attack, gaming Hollywood with shitty movies, finding a woman into his charm after he was already rich and famous who he could have a kid he got to name after a comic book character…..his rich kid daughter can now post salacious, scandalous, semi-pornographic, lewd pictures of tits she seemed to have inherited from her dad in his fat years, cuz at 23, this look a little too middle aged and the whole thing is not very EROTIC….but rich celebrity kids being insta thots is always an LOLz cuz she has no idea that she should be BEHIND the camera…thanks to all the yes men around her….but you’d still nut to it, why not.

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