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2023

05

Jan

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

Shay Mitchell is the mom of two who has a hot body because she know the importance of having a hot body, unlike all those obese bitches who don’t have two kids, but instead have a lot of cats and an addiction to cake….who cry that obesity is racist, or some other bullshit….like outlawing the world obese and making it another “EN WORD” because it’s designed to DEHUMANIZE fat fucks by turning them into objects, large immovable objects, terrifying and cow sized objects….

Point of the story is so many moms cry about their baby weight, 40 years after having the fucking kid, while vain rich bitches who don’t subscribe to that, even those who don’t hire a migrant slave to carry the baby for them, say “fuck that noise, you victim loser fat cake eating monsters”…..and end up looking like this.

She’s from Canada….which has nothing to do with anything…but it’s worth mentioning since people from Canada aren’t supposed to wear bikinis….you know ice wall and shit…but I guess when you craft an elaborate escape plan bikinis get worn. Fascinating.

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2023

05

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Nice thong, it really brings out the color of your asshole…

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2023

05

Jan

Taylor Momsen Scary Fishnet Pic of the Day

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I don’t know what this Taylor Momsen the Christmas Icon, fully clothed in the tub picture is from, probably some marketing photoshoot since she’s a child star, industry bred and owned personality, no matter how edgy she pretends to be, she’s compromised….

However, I like to think the greasy bitch in the tub, in what looks like it could be an overdose scene, or maybe a post being touched inappropriately at the GOTH PARTY scene, where she’s deciding whether to drown herself, because she’s dark….

I also like to think this is a terrible strategy in cunt cleaning, because you gotta get naked to get all the folds….maybe that’s just her being edgy….but she’s Taylor Momsen, not Taylor Mormon, unleash that vagina beast….

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2023

05

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are a movement, a cultural movement, in an era of no culture we gotta take trends when they pop up that we like…knowing there are so many trends that we don’t like….

Titty Drops are a representation of all that is good in this internet generation of content producers….just finding the next trend to hop on in hopes of going viral enough to monetize, to get famous, to get rich, to get paid, to get known, to get subscribers, to leave their shitty existence they already have.

Titty Drops are not just for fat titty girls, but it helps, they drop harder, they drop better, they got more bounce, but they are still fun for the titty flashing ladies out there who want to show off their tits like a group of drunk sorority girls at a party….

It’s thrilling, it’s exciting, it’s a DOPAMINE hit in a world of emptiness, so TITTY DROPS are amazing.

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2023

05

Jan

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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I guess Ellie Goulding is not a natural blonde and is now living life as a brunette since she’s retired from the limelight….which means if she has a bush, and she probably doesn’t, cuz she’s not that cool, I mean she’s probably not cool at all….but if she has a bush, it’s not the coveted and exciting blonde bush…is there a name for that, like the white chocolate brownie?

I mean ginger cunts are fire crotch and about 1000 other derogatory things that would give a ginger bitch with a neon pubic hair a complex that would likely cause some sexual dysfunction….even if it’s cool, it’s still fun to laugh at and make fun of to give the girl with it a complex…you know that’s the WHOLE point of being a bully….

We’ll call the blonde bush YELLOW FEVER, no wait that’s for dudes with an Asian Fetish you’re probably not allowed to say because Asian girls have infiltrated through men having Yellow Fever due to their cultural tending to a man’s needs for a Greencard….what about YELLOW GASH….probably still seen as Asian hate, they have exclusivity on the adjective YELLOW when describing anything but the color…..

We’ll think of something…..Albino Cunt .or I guess it’d be ALBINISM CUNT, gotta keep it PC….don’t want to get cancelled…

….LIGHT LABIA….PALE PUBIS….DITZY FRONTHOLE….

Yeah, 36 year old, British, rich as shit, even tough she only had one real hit in AMerica, Ellie Goulding and her non blonde bush are in a bikini showing off her mom body, which has abs and that’s peculiar, unusual, but if you’re going to be a breeder, and I recommend most women be breeders, unless they want a life of sadness and cats, you might as well be FIT about it….INNIT.

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2023

05

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s cold as shit in these parts, winter is the fucking worst, painful experience one can experience and anyone who tells you otherwise, is a fucking psychopath…

There’s a reason it’s the most popular time of the year to kill yourself, when going outside is painful as shit, and you’re not even rewarded by bitches half naked and running around, like in the summer…

I guess some cucks out her with their high estrogen from the birth control in the water would argue that going out can also be painful as shit, just not physically painful like the bitter cold raping your every joint and exposed skin, it can be emotionally painful, fucking pussy who doesn’t know what real fucking problems, sitting at home and hide and cry to yourself about made up shit…..grow up.

Anyway, I like to turn to tanlines to imagine that endless surf bum, beach bum, pina colada, creeping on bitches changing out of their bikinis, only to show off their sunkissed bodies and tanlines….

Even though, tanlines still exist in the cold, dark north…it’s just out of a bottle or some ex stripper with a budding entrepreneurial spirit who gives spray tans out of her sprinter van….unfortunately not live streamed how we’d want it to be…

I’m more into aspirational, uplifting, hot weather fantasies than remote spray tan operations….so as far as I’m concerned these pics are FOR that, even if they are probably from a can they’ll discover is toxic and cancer causing in 10 years.

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2023

05

Jan

Kaia Gerber Thong Bikini in Cabo of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is down in Mexico, probably at the family compound where her dad and his other rich friends came up with the concept of appropriating Mexican culture by finding a tequila producer that they buy cheap tequila from, to market and sell to Americans at a super premium pice through marketing, only to sell it for a billion dollars….

She is the super fucking skinny Cindy Crawford daughter who gets marketed as her young twin, which has got the conspiracy theorist in me wondering if she’s a clone….

However, looking at her little ass and lack of a waist-to-hip ratio, I think her place in the world of the reptilian satanic elite is far weirder…

If you’ve ever seen Sleep Away Camp, the 80s movie where the girl ends up having a dick because her crazy aunt who adopted her always wanted a girl, you’ll get where I am going with this.

The Satanists like inverted truth and there’s a huge conspiracy that a lot of the babes in Hollywood are actually dudes, so if that’s true, the idea that Crawford, a stage parent, since her model daughter could be in med school or running her own brand or learning actual life skills, but instead has been put into modelling….

SO yeah, the stage mom who wanted her daughter to continue the family legacy of models since they don’t need the money….would NEED to have a daughter, so with a few paid off doctors, she’s rich, she could have created one AFTER BIRTH….

It’s not that far fetched when looking at the ass straight on, from the side, it’s got more pop to it, but I guess we’ll have to ask PETE DAVIDSON for his insider scoop on the pussy, since he was apparently up in it with his potential AIDS dick, and he’d likely know if it was an actual vagina, or an anus with a set of balls hanging over it.

Either way, she’s skinny and a model, so who cares if the CONSPIRACY is real or not, she’s in a THONG bikini and that’s a GOOD time…especially on ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY.

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2023

05

Jan

Gym Booty Creepin and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Ass Jiggle in Pyjama Pants

Short Skirt Dance in Snow

Ass Growth in a Year

Air Humper

Gimp in the Bike Shorts

Food Delivery Girl

Shoe and Sock Panty Flasher

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2023

05

Jan

Lily Allen’s Bikini Nip Slip of the Day

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Lily Allen may look like a 45 year old mom of 4 who is in Cancer remission and her CHEMO hair is growing out….but her titty is out for the fans who still remain after her very succcessful yet short career as a rich kid turned pop star back in the early 2000s.

She’s actually only a 37 year old mom of 2, 3 if you count the stillbirth, 4 if you count the Chemical Brothers abortion, but 2 that survived….she hasn’t had cancer or Chemo that we know of yet, she probably just starves herself as part of her personality disorder that’s well documented, she’s a crazy, that’s turned potential drug addiction or some other issue into an eating disorder, I figure you get the same ratty ass hair when you’re malnourished ….but her titty is out on her tropical vacation….and I’ll look at mom tits hanging out of bikinis..if they are good enough for her husband from Strangers Thing, than they are good enough for us to stare at….

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2023

05

Jan

Best Amy Schumer Joke Ever of the Day

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Obviously, I am of the school of thought that women stand up comedians are hacks. They are genuinely not funny, they just try too fucking hard practicing jokes in front of the mirror as an angle to get noticed, to get attention, to thrive….

That’s not to say women aren’t funny in their everyday life just being women, I mean some of the funniest people I know are women….

It’s just to say funny women who try to make careers out of being funny are usually not those naturally funny aspergers women I support in their jokes.

Maybe, I am just a stand up comic hater, thinking that anyone who is naturally funny wouldn’t try so fucking hard to be funny. It’s the unnaturally funny people who end up oin stage because they need to prove how funny they are by their comedic success.

I have been to stand-up shows, there’s a comedy festival here, and the only comic, out of all the comics, and I’ve seen A LOT of them, that made me laugh is Don Rickles, because he was being racist to people in the crowd…that shit’s funny. Racism for the win.

All the other motherfuckers, and we’re talking MALE stand-ups here, who are by default funnier than female stand ups, barely made me laugh….so a chick talking about negative self talk, being fat, dressing sexy, the woes of sucking dick, is just fucking painful…

Couple that with obesity and a weird cabbage patch doll face, that’s not cute in any fucking way, but what nightmares are made of…just a crass and vile pile of dog shit across the fucking board….that America decided was their voice….like they did with Amy Schumer just confuses me….not that I pay that much attention.

However, the best joke she’s dropped to date is this headline about her KILLER CURVES while she’s doing her best KILLER WHALE at the fucking beach…..fat monster, turn the volume up, you can hear the ORCA MATING sounds.

I don’t have the rest of the pics, because if you buy into the PROPAGANDA, that is NORMALIZING disgusting bodied women, because you buy into PROPAGANDA that she’s funny, and thus hot….you’ll have to go somewhere else for that.

Further proof that mainstream media lies, are clickbait, can’t be trusted and most importantly….ARE DEMONIC.

If you’re into fat chicks being whore, check out my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED / STOP NORMALIZING FAT CHICKS / THEY ARE A SIDE SHOW ATTRACTION / WEIGHT WATCHERS LIKE WHALE WATCHING POST

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