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2013

31

Dec

Katie Holmes Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Either Katie Holmes has a not so yummy Mom Stomach that reminds all women to not get pregnant….or that is an alien stomach thanks to Tom Cruise killing off the original Katie Holmes only to replace her with Alien Technology…but their attention to detail on the stomach either was too accurate to what a mom stomach would look like…or they haven’t mastered human skin yet….or maybe, just maybe the alien creature they put inside Katie Holmes’ host body to control her…is trying to escape…

No matter what it is, it looks fun to cum on…like playing a good old fashioned pin ball or carnival game…watching as your seed goes through that freakish fucking maze…

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2013

31

Dec

Demi Moore is More Artificial than Human in a Bikini of the Day

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Considering she’s 100 fucking years old…these pics are pretty ok…

I mean sure, she’s been rebuilt more than your old chevy you can’t afford to replace, and millions have been shoved into her, and I’m not just talking about Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher and the countless other men responsible for both her underserved career and her broken down looking’ daughter… WHO IS ALSO IN A BIKINI (but not worth a post)

It’s like she’s better now, at 100 fucking years old, than she ever was when she was getting acting jobs…

She was never hot, marketed as hot maybe, but now…now she’s ok especially when you factor in that she’s 100 fucking years old.

I am not a fan, but I’m also not hating this marvel of modern science…even with all her scars visible…

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2013

31

Dec

More Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics of the Day

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If life wasn’t bad enough…knowing that we are heading into another miserable year…where we will be another year older…another year of more debt, failure and disappointment, where all our aspirations and hopes and positive expectations for ourselves will be fall and leave us exactly in the same place this time next year…Jennifer Aniston decided to get into a bikini and show everyone her body that if this was 1995…even 2005…it’d be hot and fun and exciting even…but bitch, we’re so bombarded with babes, even nobodies on our Facebook feed, that look better than this, it just pisses me off knowing these tits made her 100,000,000 dollars or more…what a fucking scam…

This would be much better if Jennifer Aniston chose a ski vacation instead of this.

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2013

31

Dec

Charlize Theron is Dumpy on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve heard some funny stories of Charlize Theron’s entry into Hollywood…not that any of them were really that interesting or shocking…she was 19 and moved to LA to get famous, became a little desperate to get a paying gig because she was broke, an immigrant and alone in the city…and thanks to LA being LA, a lot of creeper old dudes appreciated her tall, model body…and brought her into castings where no one really knows what happened, but where I’ve heard she was very willing and cooperative to do any kind of movie they want her to do…because lets face it that’s how you gotta be to break through…and it worked, she’s an Oscar winner now…Yay to being willing to suck dick on camera…

So here she is at 38, but I’m going to assume she’s in her 40s and led about her age, at least that’s what her body is telling me…in a bikini…in Hawaii

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2013

31

Dec

Funny Way to Stabalize a Downed Fighter of the Day

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I don’t know where this fight is, or who came up with this method to stabilize the downed fighter but I will assume it has something to do with it being illegal to be gay in certain African countries, and this was the fucking loop hole…to grab some cock…but whatever the reason it’s still totally ridiculous and thus…hilarious..

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2013

31

Dec

Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

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Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model out there, at least the hottest model that Sports Illustrated created thanks to her athlete boyfriend who probably wasn’t really her boyfriend…but who did have the right power house agents to manipulate her into a magazine she totally deserves to be in because she’s really the only hot girl they feature…

Here she is for Beach Bunny a brand of bathing suits I assume is owned by Sports Illustrated, or advertises heavily with Sports Illustrated, because they only use Sports Illustrated models, and they probably aren’t paying for that…

In typical hotter bitch around fashion, she’s looking’ pretty fucking good.

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2013

31

Dec

Bar Refaeli’s Instagram Bikini Top of the Day

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Bar Refaeli may not really matter anymore at least not to anyone who isn’t a single Jewish dude looking online for girls who he can make into his wife…only to find that 80 percent of Jewish girls look like trolls, while the other 10 percent are top grade pussy that either have dudes, or careers in being top grade pussy, giving him hope that he won’t end up with a troll but rather with a Bar Refaeli…it’s really every Jewish guy’s dream…because it will make the whole family and Rabbi happy….not to mention..they are raised generation after generation to only take Jewish girls seriously because otherwise they won’t have Jewish kids…so Bar may not matter to the general public but is still a beacon of hope so for all the Jewish guys out there with ugly girls…here’s a bikini selfie of one of your own…reminding you that there are options….

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2013

31

Dec

Laura Garrett for Myla Lingerie of the Day

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I am going to assume that Laura Garrett is some aspiring model who can’t book a campaign for the life of her and instead works a shitty day job to pay her rent…I mean that or she has a rich boyfriend..

Then one day, a Lingerie company came along and offered her 1000 dollars to be their model, 1000 dollars to do an actual campaign, shit, she woulda done it for free…only to show up on set to find that all the bras and panties are sheer, titties will be seen, and girl..you’ve just crossed over from Aspiring model, to titty model…

Now titty modelling has lead a lot of girls to good places, so don’t knock it, and why would you do anything but encourage it, since titties are great…I just like the storyline of what brought to a place filled with titty.

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2013

31

Dec

Cameron Russell for H&M Lingerie of the Day

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If you would like to learn a lesson in nepotism…here is Cameron Russell a model who has done all kinds of bullshit including Victoria’s Secret…who’s actually got an education, but figures it is a lot more fun to just pose half naked for the world instead of landing a job…

Sure she did do some TED TALKS speech on how being pretty sucks…how she won the “Genetics” Lottery, despite being born rich and into an actual lottery, all in efforts to make herself seem more legit in her decision making, to give herself more purpose or meaning to a job that is vapid and ego based….probably to show her mom that she’s doing something with her life, knowing her mom is disappointed that she chose to be a dumb model, instead of doing so much more….you know since her mom is the founder of Zipcar and probably a billionaire…

But as much as she talks it up…I say let her pretend there is more to her than tits, all while I stare at her tits…because in the end, degree, trust fund, inheritance or not, she’s still just a half naked girl in catalog pics and I’d totally be into getting her pregnant.

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2013

31

Dec

Reporter Passes Out of the Day

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There is something highly erotic about local newscasters that I like to called failed fucking dreams….they are these talking heads who think they are really important because they finally got themselves on TV but in the grand scheme of things they totally don’t matter to people one town over…it’s like such a limited celebrity that you know comes with just as much annoying ego because them…they are stars…stars who only really shine when they pull stunts like this that make the world care…good job…but maybe I just like the whole act of passing out…it’s kinda how I get laid.

Here’s another reporter being silly “fairing” with a late Spider Man

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