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2013

09

Dec

Toni Garrn in a See Through of the Day

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Toni Garrn is one of the Victoria’s Secret girls who has been staged as Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend because that is part of the Victoria’s Secret marketing strategy, because I guess he has a deal with them, or maybe is an investor in the company…

I know girls, and I know that when they work together, there is no way the new girl would be bold enough to fuck the ex of all the other girls…because that would be social suicide…if anything they wouldn’t associate with him unless they were forced to by their management or Victoria’s Secret.

I also know girls who have been hired to be in Leonardo’s entourage because he likes babes, and they have told me that his public girlfriends are not his actual girlfriends and that it’s all for show…he’s really more about fucking girls who aren’t his girlfriends..

So when he was cheating on her in Miami…even though it’s not cheating when you fuck another hooker behind your public hooker’s back…she was showing her tits for attention on some shoot…

These are the fun pics…

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2013

09

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number…

But at least I get to experience what she experienced in instagram…sure it’s not naked, sure it’s not even half naked, sure it’s not even hot and barely looks like Lohan, but as long as they say it’s her, and it’s on her instagram, it’s enough for me to feel like we were together…on more time…even when we weren’t’…I guess there’s always next time…ideally with more penetration, facials, full body massages…with happy beginnings and endings….

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2013

09

Dec

Creeping Elsa Hosk Showering on Instagram of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a model and this is her showering in her bikini on instagram because like all dirty girls…she needs to be clean..or wet…for effect of whatever bikini shoot she’s doing…and the fact that she’s letting us in on it, letting us watch via her social media profiles…is pretty decent of her…because a life without watching a clothed model, who you can probably google to see naked in campaigns, shower outside in public in her bikini, in a shitty quality video…is a life not worth living.

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2013

09

Dec

Tila Tequila Illuminati Conspiracy Theorist Words of Wisdom of the Day

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I know that when it comes to Illuminati, New World Order, Satanist, etc conspiracies…I generally like to turn to Tila Tequila, who despite being a fake titty implant whore from the internet who really has nothing to offer the world, she did get rich and her own show, so she must know a little something about fooling motherfuckers…and even if she’s fallen off because that’s what the Illuminati does to the people they allow on TV, and can’t spell through her meds they have her on…she’s making an effort to get the truth, at least the truth according to her out there…

I also know when it comes to the TRUTH, you won’t find it on the media. I get all kinds of celebrity gossip stories from insiders that never get published ever…because the media is a fucking joke…

So she’s claiming that she’s got scoop on Paul Walkers death and maybe she does, but if she does, she’ll be played out being a crazy person and a “suicide” will happen, because that’s the life she chose..

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2013

09

Dec

Lindsey Vonn’s Ripped Olympic for The Red Bulletin Body of the Day

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Lindsay Vonn is an Olympian who has sex with Tiger Woods because I guess she likes billionaires whether they fuck hookers or not. I mean there could be way worse things in life than a billionaire who fucks hookers…like maybe a billionaire who fucks trannies…or a billionaire who fucks little kids…or a billionaire who murders homeless people and fucks their bodies who no one notices gone mission….

I mean, she’s a pro skier, and pro skiers, who are built like tanks kinda act like dudes and are around dudes all the time that they get dudes…because they are practically dudes….which may not be the hottest thing, but when showing up in lingerie, it doesn’t seem so bad…a thick and muscular and ready to throw down…all filled with testosterone…

If anything the fact that she dates a dude to begin with is wild in and of itself…meaning she probably bangs the hookers with him…that’s why they work…and who are we to judge….and here she is doing some pre-Olympic media.

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2013

09

Dec

Abbey Clancy for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is a model…who married a soccer player…because that’s what they do in the UK and now she’s in the one decent video that Thelovemagazine has thrown into their Advent Calendar shoot…because this year, their hustle has fallen off…but this Abbey Clancy girl…belongs under my tree…wrapped up and unable to run away from me…because I like her that much and want to turn her into my very own Christmas miracle….

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2013

09

Dec

India Reynolds & Danica Thrall Topless Tits do Christmas of the Day

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There is no gift better than titties on Christmas…except maybe everything in our HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE …Obviously…I like to make everything about me..even UK Glamour Model tits…I am so self absorbed…

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2013

09

Dec

Ali Lohan Sings for Youtube and It Freaks Me Out of the Day

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This Ali Lohan singing video weirds me the fuck out…from start to finish…not because she can or can’t sing, I watched it on mute, because I don’t care to hear her sing…but because there’s really no reason for her to be doing this other than to draw unnecessary attention to herself and make people laugh..which would make me sad if I had a soul…but instead just makes me cringe thinking how unnecessary it was for her to put herself out there in the vicious world…

I don’t need to mock her, or laugh, or ridicule her for trying to showcase anything, she’s just a girl with a dream, let her have it…

It just makes me sad that her dream wasn’t working in retail or in a corporate job her sister hooks her up with because this is just awful across the board…all porny and uncomfortable..this isn’t going to end well for her…

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2013

09

Dec

Amanda Bynes Dog Walking of the Day

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Everything Amanda Bynes Does is porn to me…from walking her dog to raging…to faking a drug addiction to justify her amazing actions in efforts to get work again and redeem herself as a person…it’s all amazing…sure I like it better when she’s showing off her implants…or smearing feces on her face like war paint…for the war that is running through NYC hopped up on crazy…but this works for me too…cuz I am all about Amanda Bynes… just remember boys and girls…Rehab Ruins Fun…Sobriety makes for horrible fucking people…but broken enough to trick into sex.

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2013

09

Dec

Rose McGowan’s in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Rose McGowan is amazing…and making some kind of comeback for whatever reason…. THE OTHER DAY SHE WAS NAKED showing off her great tits we fell in love with in the 90s…

Maybe it has to do with her being married, or her being bored, or maybe her just continuing what she’s always done and despite the hate she gets for her plastic surgeries that all of hollywood have and that she’s covering…

I think it’s great because sometimes reliving your past…is good…unless your past involves being raped by family members, school teachers, or some kind of communist death camp….in which case sometimes the past should stay in the past…but Rose McGowan, who even if she was a traumatic experience, I wouldn’t mind reliving…

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