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2013

26

Nov

Happy Twerky Day Twerking Turkey Video of the Day

This is one of the dumbest thing to hit my Facebook feed since…every single girl posts her relationship issues, her health issues, her baby issues, her “life is great” motivational statuses, or statues announcing new jobs, vacations, moves, new houses…there’s just so much on Facebook to hate…including these people who got one of their friends, who I am going to assume is a dude, in a turkey costume, twerking, for Thanksgiving…this is some thematic photo op shit I’d expect from Courtney Stodden…done by normals..and it’s stupid as fuck…and since I hate you, I’m gonna share it with you..

Posted in:Videos

2013

26

Nov

Nina Agdal in Some Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

When I look at Nina Agdal, all I smell is Adam Levine’s left overs he forgot on the counter at one of his houses he hasn’t been in in the last 6 months…only to come back to and say “oh shit, remember when I ate that shit, it wasn’t good then, and it’s not good now that it’s rotten on my counter, stinking up my house, where’s the fucking Filipino maid, why did we allow this to happen”…but then again, I could just be smelling my own ass, I’m not one for Hygiene…

But whatever the smell is, this retard faced awesome body ho, who prefers to be called a bikini model, does have a rocking’ body, and here it is behind the mother fuckin’ scenes…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

26

Nov

Alyssa Miller for Free People of the Day

So it’s safe to say this low level model…Alyssa Miller…has a dick.

Don’t let the underwear she’s wearing fool you. Don’t let the fact that she was shot by the main SI Photographer and his son for their Swimsuit issue fool you. Always remember, SI Created FAT PIG UPTON who shoulda been taken out to pasture not put into a bikini…

Now, you may be asking yourself why I think she’s got a dick, and the answer is simple, she left her exboyfriend for Jake Gyllenhaal…and Jake Gyllenaal only fucks with girls who have dicks…it’s all part of being the biggest homo ever and I know this because he assaulted a girl I was with by pushing her against the wall…and only girls beat up on girls…

Either way, not all that impressive, but it’s a slow day and I’m always down to laugh at the fame whores who associate with Jake Gyllenhaal…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

26

Nov

Pillow Fight of the Day

Sure, this Pillow Fight would be a lot better if it involved college girls half naked jumping on beds in their cotton panties that showcase their vagina definition…

Or if it THE OLYMPIC RUSSIA TWERK TEAM

But I am not really against seeing a girl annoying a dude to the point where he reaches his limit and sees nothing but red…because even if it’s staged…it’s funny.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

26

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I feel like being the fat man with cum stains on my sweat pants is so cliche…like obviously the fat guy is the chronic masturbator who hates himself too much to clean up after himself or care what people will think…but at the same time…it’s way more appropriate and disgusting than Doritos powder…and trolling the world is what I do so I’m sticking with it.

Girls With Tattoos
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Culkin’s New GF looks like Mila Kunis
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Brittany Murphy’s Mom Probably Killed Brittany Murphy
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24 Solid Fails
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Some Will.I.Am…Featuring Miley Garbage
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Cute Animals Being Assholes
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Breast Implants for Turkeys…
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Crazy Guy on a Plane
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Amazing Japanese Toilet!
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On Air Child Discipline in India!
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Kylie Jenner is Some Kind of Ugly
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The Many Looks of Kristen Stewart
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Lesbian Waitress Was Lying…about the No Tip…
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Drunk Guy Drives into a Cop Car four Times
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Electrical Switch Prank
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Facts that Prove Turkeys are Bad Ass
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People in Greece Give Themselves Aids
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Nov

Angelica is Amazing Babe of the Night

ANGELICA is a glorious angel sent from RUSSIA in the form of nude and amazing pics I want to get my tongue stuck in, if they weren’t on my screen but rather actually ANGELICA because this girl has got it going on…She proves with her Russian conviction, communist values, and hard work, that with the right level of effort, which is actually very little effort, she doesn’t even need to get dressed, but is still perfect.

TO SEE MORE OF ANGELICA HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

26

Nov

White Russian Girls in a Choreographed Twerk of the Day

This is pretty amazing…choreographed twerking by Russian girls who are bringing it like this was the 80s Olympics and they had something to prove through dance…otherwise their family would be killed for them disgracing their country…their country depended on this…

Sure it’s great, white girls in booty shorts, twerking as seriously as Russians take anything, and it makes me laugh -because Russian spies or not…good at twerking or not…hot or not….white girls twerking is just silly and whenever I see a white girl twerk, even if I want to fuck them, or want it on my face and even if they have great asses, I just assume they are college girls from Orange County trying to be Miley or pop relevant cuz pop is all they know…

MTV TOLD ME TO DO IT…

White girls are boring…but I don’t consider Russians white girls, they are their own breed, if shaking ass as focused and as technically accurate…as if they were the Baryshnikov of twerk…graceful and intense…

Cuz that’s what Russians do…and that is why they are taking over the world…

Fall of Communism, look at us now, watch out.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with drinking is that there is no problem with drinking…

That’s all I have to say about that…

No wait…There’s more…no, never mind, that was all I had to say.

I know life changing.

Here are some stepLINKS….Love them…

Seth Rogan and James Franco in Bound 3
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Kim Zolciak’s Pregnancy Pic of the Day.
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Courtney Stodden Big Old Titties…
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Nicole Scherzinger Side Tit
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Some Chick named Natasha Barnard in her Lingerie…
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Hilarious MMA Commentary
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Beyonce on a Camel…
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Kate Upton And Her Big Naked Tits Rest Comfortably On Her Stomach
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Today’s Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams
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Angelina Jolie Buys Brad Pitt an Island…
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Sexy NFL Cheerleaders
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Twerking on a Grave…
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12 Tech Ballers
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Her Name is Shanna and She’s Showing Some Tit
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8 Unflattering Descriptions of Popular Videogames…
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Some Girl Talks About Being a Groupie…
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Taylor Swift Does Fitness in Shorts
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The Side of Nicole Scherzinger’s Tit of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan Tricked Oprah into a Free Apartment
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Unharnessed Bungee Jump…
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Climber Falls 100 Feet…Down Mountain
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Even Kanye Thinks Kim’s Family is Trashy
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Love This Madonna Rape Story
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Candice Swanepoel in Her Bikini
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10 Craziest Events Caught on Live TV
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Kesha and her Plastic Surgery
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Naya Rivera’s Showing Some Tit
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A Whole Lot of Huge Fucking Tits
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I am In Love with Courtney Stodden
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Russian Road Explodes….
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How To Make a Perfect 90s Alternation Video…
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Are Crickets Sent From Heaven?
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Some Hot Japanese Model
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Lady Gaga’s Panties.
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Cote de Pablo in a See Through
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Cosplay Big Fucking Titties…
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Underwhelming TV Series Finales…
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Women Almost Gets Killed…
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Ariana Grande at the AMAS
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Monica Bellucci in a Magazine
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Kanye Getting Carried By Nudes…
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20 Best Bacon Recipes Ever…
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Kate Upton in Golf Magazine
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CATARINA MIGLIORINI’S VIRGINITY IS BACK ON THE AUCTION BLOCK
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The Worst Dressed of AMAS
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Some Random Ho in a Bikini
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Some Bears Fans Racing…
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10 Craziest Events Caught on TV
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Slow Mo Bouncing Boob GIF
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Scooter Tries Almost Causes an Accident
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Kendall Jenner is in a Tight White Dress…
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Katy Perry is a Racist
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Kelly Brook Big Fucking Tits…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Perfect for the Holidays – Grandma Gets Gang Raped While Grandpa Watches..
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Naked on the Hammock
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Webcam Girl With Huge Tits Goin’ At It…
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Slap Fest Sex
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A Couple of Girls Dancing On Webcam….
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Some Porno Cutie
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Some Babe Stripping..
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Hacked Webcam Caught Nude
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Pussy Foot Warmers
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Make Her Cum Without Even Trying
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Nov

Really Weird Kate Upton Photshoot Pics of the Day

I have no idea what’s going on here…I don’t know when it is from…or what it is of…all I see is farm animals and a lot of skin…it’s confusing me and reminds me of every drunken slut I’ve ever brought home…no, my drunken sluts aren’t models…but they are pigs..some would ever call them cows…if they saw their udders…

BOOM. This should punish you – but unfortunately, not for her, or for SI, you like it..you fertile, well fed bitch, loving piece of shit.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

25

Nov

Miranda Kerr and Justin Beiber’s Date Night of the Day

I was told by people at Victoria’s Secret who worked with Miranda Kerr that she was fired for fucking Bieber…

I was told that she maintained her fake relationship with Orlando Bloom for a year because there was a cash settlement as part of the day.

The reason was because they marketed her as the “mom” model everyone could relate to, and mom models aren’t supposed to fuck Biebers…

Since then, she’s been doing nothing interesting, other than not getting work and going through her divorce…

But it’s nice to see that her and Bieber’s love didn’t die and that despite his fucking hookers in Brazil, they can still go out in public and be seen together as the weirdest of couples around…no matter how big his Bieber dick is…shit is still creepy as fuck…

Here’s their first public pic together since last year’s show when Miranda Kerr was at the top of the world…a place she has fallen pretty aggressively from.

Yes…this is my kind of journalism.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr