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2013

22

Nov

NYMPHOMANIAC Trailer with Blow Job of the Day

When I was in High School and addicted to shitty 70s porn, back when renting a movie was based on the nudity warning, I had this concept of putting real sex in movies, because these assholes get enough and all whores anyway, that if they really wanted to work for their pay, and be “artists” who were “authentic” and not mainstream puppets with dark private lives, but a great public image, they’d get into their characters and penetrate girls…or whatever…

Since High School, there have been a few movies that have had real sex in it, I mean you’re a pervert and probably know them all, I’m not going to bother naming them or googling them to find them…but I will say, that it is the way movies should be made…all movies..even Disney movies…

Well, now the latest in sleaze is a movie called NYMPHOMANIAC that isn’t paying to advertise her, but that did put up a trailer on youtube with a fucking blowjob in it…

But since it’s a mainstream movie, Youtube didn’t pull it or ban the account, but instead ran banners and pre-roll ads on it…

Even though when I post a video of a girl in a bikini, my shit gets deleted…

Big business gone dirty and big business being hypocritical…always a good time when there are dicks in mouth involved…

Here is the YOUTUBE featuring BLOWJOB – good job GOOGLE….

If Youtube pulls it…here it is…

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Nov

Kelly Brook Sleazy on Instagram of the Dat

Kelly Brook is pretty much a 40 year old high class escort who markets herself by booking random campaigns for magazines using her tits that I can only assume she doesn’t get paid for.

We call it the “Chrissy Teigan Day Rate”…meaning she’s probably signed to an agency, she probably has a fantasy day rate like a real model, but really only books jobs she does for free to increase her profile…or to make her feel better about being 40 years old…

She’s always naked or half naked, her tits are still pretty fun to look at, and she just posted this on instagram…saying “look at me, look at me, I hope this gets me more followers”….in her head…because playing it cool, like that she does this for work, and not for ego…is kinda all part of it..

I’m not complaining because I don’t care…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

22

Nov

Graphic Gangnam Style Accidental Murder of the Day

This song makes motherfuckers go nuts…and not just Koreans in dance…

Apparently, I am not the only person it makes me wanna kill a motherfucker….///

Here’s some horrible footage doing the rounds from some Yemeni wedding in 2011 where an AK47 close range hit some of the party goers in the head!!

If you don’t like that – here’s a 25 year old blackhead getting removed….

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Hot and Naked for i-D Winter of the Day

This is hands down the best shoot I’ve seen of Candice Swanepoel in a long time…she looks like a typical instagram whore and not like her top model self…and she’s doing it fucking naked…with skateboards and chucks…and Mickey Mouse props on some hipster kick…

I mean…is there more to this model than being a Victoria’s Secret robot in shitty, cheap, over-priced, heavily marketed, evil empire lingerie…that is hardly lingerie…could there be a down ass bitch behind all the million dollar contracts…I mean could Candice Swanepoel be as dope as her ass…or is this just representative that nothing is underground, everything is mainstream…

You know, there was a time, when annoying hipster club kids would go to parties high on MDMA when it was called E and not Molly….wearing mouse ears and Mickey gloves…and it was annoying then…when getting drunk and angry next to them….but when top models with hot bodies do it…it’s magical…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

22

Nov

Emily Blunt Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

This just in…Emily Blunt is pregnant…I break all the news stories…and all it took was a couple bikini pics of her from a few days ago…to figure this one out…partially because I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…partially because I am a horrible private investigator especially when it comes to girls I don’t know…I’m only good and being a peeping tom…but mainly because when a girl gets pregnant, especially one I am dated…they are dead to me…no one wants that alien shit of something growing in their vaginas..that in 9 months will crawl out of their vaginas..its to unnatural to me…

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Posted in:Emily Blunt

2013

22

Nov

Tito Ortiz Releases Jenna Jameson Spy Cam Footage of the Day

In the event you don’t give a fuck about Jenna Jameson, or her Anna Nicole Smith overly medicated porn slut fall from the top of some bullshit, broken, daddy issue empire she created and went mainstream with…the bitch is crazy…

I’ve talked to her ex boyfriends…and even in the 90s she was a fucking headache, that’s why she is a porn slut..

Now Tito, MMA Fighter, married her, had kids with her, and I guess got caught up in her porn slut behavior, maybe even was happy about it, thinking like a typical dude, “Omg, i fuck Jenna Jameson, everyone wants this”…without realizing so many less damaged, less broken, even normal girls would have got with him for his money alone…

So now they are in custody battles, where he’s’ a good dad to them, and she’s a medicated, drunken, porn slut….and in efforts of proving that…he’s released this spy cam footage that shows other porn sluts in the house, and her constantly drinking, because that’s what broken bitches do…

I find it hilarious on so many levels…from getting this involved with such a broken liability…to the faxt that he’s releasing spy footage…the whole thing is fucking genius…way more fun than a sex tape…

Posted in:Jenna Jameson

2013

22

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Naked for Twitter of the Day

Today’s philosophical question is…if a girl Diddy fucked from a TV show no one cared about..posts a strategic nude pic…a decade and 40 pounds later…does it make a sound…

I guess enough of one for me to post, but that’s just because I watched her season of Celebrity Apprentice, and hated her fat face every time it opened her mouth, and can really only jerk off to girls I fucking hate…or girls who fucking hate me…I’m weird like that…but only now that she’s not pushing 250 pounds…because even I have standards…sometimes…very rarely…but sometimes…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2013

22

Nov

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

If Adam Levine’s publicists and the people at The Voice, who probably always own People Magazine, in what is the biggest lie of a publication since Million Little Pieces, because everything they write about is fed to them by Publicists…have made him the “Sexiest Man Alive”…something most Jewish midgets don’t get awarded…

Does that make his Fiance, imported model Behati, the sexiest women alive?…I’m gonna go with no, but she still is good enough for Victoria’s Secret and I guess with that stamp of approval, she’s good enough for me…you see they’ve marketed her so hard I have her in my head…and think that just because they say she’s a “bad bitch”…she actually is one…and in her defence, she’s half naked…making huge money which is two criteria I look for in girls…making her pretty alright to me…

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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|SFW

2013

22

Nov

Irina Shayk Hot for 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is an great success story…from the horrible depths of ghetto broken down communism she rose like a mail order bride out of the ashes of the cold war…being sold to a modelling agency because she’s pretty much the hottest fucking thing around…and in being sold to a modelling agency…who then sold her to a pro athlete…who then sold her to SI Swimsuit…which has opened up tons of other campaigns…involving her hot ad fuck body and amazing face…despite knowing that like all Russians….she has no soul…

This is the Human Trafficking success story of the day, the kind of story they always focus on the negative about…and now she’s in some Hollywood magazine…as good as always…I’m a fun..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2013

22

Nov

2 Drunk 2 Care Selfie of the Day

There’s a few things going on in this picture…the first is that the girl taking the selfie is the 2 Drunk 2 Care DUI driving/murdering girl in Florida…which is a great story about some dumb bitch tweeting she was too drunk to care, only to have a head on collision that killed two girls, only for the police to hit her twitter and see that she was 2 Drunk 2 Care two hours before the accident, which is better than 2 hours the accident, because that would mean she has no soul, when you know she’s going to have a life of sadness and self destruction instead…FUN!! Look how FUN being an idiot can be…

The other thing is that that’s going on is that she’s taking a selfie, the one I call a “2 Drunk 2 Care Selfie”…which only happens when you are “2 Drunk 2 Care”…its part of the whole Selfie being the most popular word and activity of people everywhere thanks to being self involved cunts…

Either way, it’s Kaila MEndaoza and she is the SELFIE OF THE DAY….

Posted in:Selfie