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2013

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Dec

Irina Shayk Posing with Dogs of the Day

Irina Shayk was posing with animals because when you are a Russian with no soul…and animals are a good distraction from reminding people you’re a mail order bride who tricked the system into getting her on SI, because despite being amazing to look at, even with all the works she’s done, she’s just average looking in Russia and 1000s of other communist reds could be in her spot, but they’ve made other life choices like not marrying gay athletes…

I prefer to see her in bathing suits being the only girl worth looking at that Sports Illustrated has to offer…but girls with animals is a fetish somewhere…and better than girls with asshole athletes…

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2013

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Dec

Helen Flanagan Rings in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a babe and now she’s attached herself to PETA because PETA has good visibility for low levels to get as much impact for their charity that I am sure Helen Flanagan still appreciates because everyone loves animals, but is probably not all that committed to, because she’s trying to get as much exposure as possible, usually by exposing her tits…even though she was already on TV. She didn’t have to really show her tits to make it because she already made it…

It’s like she’s gone intentional low level fame whore doing low level fame whore things…but she’s wearing a Santa themed outfit….which is far more pornographic than when my wife puts on her Christmas sweat suit she wears every year that doesn’t fit and smells like assholes…it’s like keep your holiday themed seduction to your fucking self you pig…save that for girls like Helen Flanagan…

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2013

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Dec

Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is the biggest model right now. The “It” girl that is overly hyped and for the average person not that great…maybe even average…all the companies are taking her on and booking her to be their star…because that’s what being an “It” girl is all about…even if you’re not impressed by her, no one cares what your white trash ass thinks, go back to staring at pics and digging for porn on your phone while your wife is out at walmart buying pork rinds with your ugly half retarded kids…

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2013

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Dec

Lady Gaga Naked Performance Art of the Day

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Lady Gaga is out of control…or at least wants you to think she’s out of control, while she’s on some quest to go as high impact as possible so people notice her, even though she’s got herself some level of talent that got her to this level of fame in the first place, she figures she might as well just throw all that out the fucking window and do stupidities to turn herself into a fucking clown…which works for me when her clown performance involves her being tied up and hung from the ceiling naked…because any naked performance art that involves any girl tied the fuck up like a roast while naked…even when it involves garbage like Gaga…is worth looking at…even if her hanging from the rafters from a noose is probably better for society..

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2013

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Dec

Nerea Arce in Some Bikini Pics for Paolita Swimwear of the Day

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Nerea Arce is some amazing model who is posing in bikinis for Paolita and you’ll be surprised to know that it is the exact same format as every other bikini photoshoot that has happened ever…there’s only so much you can do with a bitch in a bikini…but there is comfort in familiarity, and what we already know…as there is comfort in getting new bitches half naked in photoshoots

I don’t know shit about her, but I will say she’s going places…while you are coming places, you probably shouldn’t cum, but that’s the only way you can get off…putting you in a weird situation…

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2013

11

Dec

Fake Signer at the Mandela Memorial of the Day

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This is going Viral today, and I guess I understand why, some dude trolled the Nelson Mandela memorial, not to be confused with the Howie Mandel memorial, even if Howie Mandel and his work is better off dead, while good comedy comes in the form of fake sign language at some international event…

This dude owned not being qualified for the job, tricked people to get on TV, and delivered the whole time, not cracking and no one cross referenced his shit…

This is up on some Jackass shit done, but so much better. I mean I know it’s South Africa, but it could happened..

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2013

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Dec

Marloes Horst Bikinis for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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A bikini / lingerie model in a bathing suit a magazine…how obscure….

MARLOES HORST is a babe who has been around for a while…from topless in Pirelli to Victoria’s Secret to who the fuck cares her last name is WHOREs…the T is silent and I like that.

I think these pictures are OLD … but I can’t be too sure – they all look the fucking same across the board in all fashion shoots…

I just like looking at them half naked even if the bathing suit is not quite a bikini or made out of her skin.

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2013

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Dec

Doutzen Kroes in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes in a shoot by Michael Beauplet…it’s up on some hipster in her apartment high concept shit that isn’t really high concept at all but bitch is in panthose, gym socks and a fucking leotard spread eagled on the floor making it good enough for me…

I mean if you look at anything, from Hollywood to fucking porn, photography to fashion…everyone has run out of ideas and it’s just one big perpetual idea wheel slowly turning so the repeat is spread out enough that people who notice don’t bother caring anymore cuz they’ve grown up and started families…you know have thrown away their lives and interests in exchange for a life of suburban lawn mowing out of touch hell…

But I still like looking at babes posing…cuz I got nothing else going on.

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2013

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Dec

Tiger Attacks Trainer of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder whether there is something wrong with me…because I generally think humans are assholes who deserve to be taken out back and shot based on their stupidity alone…and I always side with the animals who fuck up the idiots who fuck with them…

It’s a fucking win when some Tiger trainer gets fucked up by the tiger who has been abused by him for years and years when being trained to be his “dancing” monkey.

This is a liberating feeling…like seeing a abused wife shoot her abusive husband in the face.

It’s just too bad that the tiger will probably be the one shot, but at least he fought the good fight to bring down circus trainers and their stupid cruel business….

Here’s a dude trying to slaughter a pig, the kind of video that will make you want to go vegan, getting owned…even though you know that piggy didn’t last too long after.

Go Animals.

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2013

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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THe best thing about fat white girls eating at the fried chicken restaurant talking about Victoria’s Secret panties…while sucking their greasy chubby fingers is pretty much everything….there is a level of failed at life that makes me feel like I am staring at perfection….

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