2013
10
Dec
We call this “I’m too fat for people to see me from up close”…selfie that I probably photoshopped and didn’t actually selfie but rather had someone take of me…who I kept instructing to move further and further back to ensure getting in the scenery while making her imperfections…and she’s got a lot of them…seem non existent.
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2013
10
Dec
Gisele Bundchen did Elle Brazil. I don’t know if these are some old stock photos of her, or if this is from a new shoot, but she looks less hard and manly than she usually does and I figure I’ll post it for old times, you know memories of what was once Victoria’s Secret catalog pics from years ago…that are pretty much the same as Victoria’s Secret catalog pics from today, just with different faces you don’t even notice cuz you are too busy staring at their little implants…
She looks good, despite being a mom and possibly being born with a dick. You can never be too sure with those Brazilans…
Posted in:Gisele Bundchen
2013
10
Dec
Sara Sampaio brings the boring as fuck, played out catalog pics that are only worth looking at because there is a bitch in a bikini in them….it’s just the level of mindlessness we deal with on a day to day…because why bother having concept or stimulating our minds, that requires work, just give me beach photos from my shitty cubicle jobs to hate my life more than I already do…cuz my wife doesn’t look like this, my scenery doesn’t look like this, and I work to pay my debt to never afford a trip like this…
If anything, these bikini pics are just a huge fuck you, telling dudes we’re inadequate and will never fuck this cuz we aren’t rich enough to….the only positive in all this is that it is telling girls they are fat and should stop eating…because that’s what guys want to see…
And anything that fights obesity is a good thing.
Posted in:Sara Sampaio
2013
10
Dec
In China, the teachers are like the drunk mall Santa Claus…fucking pedophiles..at least if you if you think that spanking kinds in front of the class is something sexual and weird….when really it could just be teaching them a good old fashioned lesson…something that we don’t do here in America, because in America we’ve gone soft and don’t believe in doing anything controversial, or that isn’t politically correct…
Not that I think spanking kinds like some pervert in class is awesome training for anything but turning them into hookers….but it is so weird it’s funny and that’s why I am posting it.
Maybe you’re more into Business Suit Brawls..
Posted in:Videos
2013
10
Dec
Everyone’s a pervert…even your mom likes getting fucked…even your grandma likes getting fucked and probably in a weird fucking way because she’s had conventional sex the last 8 decades…that makes me happy…in fact it makes me want to get a job at the old folks home again…washing diaper rash…with my mouth….what?!
Here are some stepLINKS…
Epic Wedding Ceremony Battle…
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Hottest Beach Pics You Will See Today
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Karlie Kloss and Adriana Lima Hustling Shit
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Christmas Songs that Aren’t Actually Christmas
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Girls in Bed
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Epic Winter Fails
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College Football Team Freaking Out….
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Influential Celebrities of 2013
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46 College Party Fails
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Granny VS Hot Chick Dance Off
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Girls! Love Being Watched. So Watch Them!
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Get Yourself some Cool Fucking National Park Maps
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2013 Pop Medley
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
09
Dec
The best thing about florida is the obese babes on the beach in bikinis…that shit is my favorite…smells like pork rinds..
Here are the stepLINKS….
So Many Thigh Gaps..
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Beyonce Wore Vegan Restaurant
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2 of Brad Pitt’s Exes Partying Together…
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Pregnant Megan Fox…
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Maurice from Beauty and the Beast Raving
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Godzilla Stills.
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This Guy Doesn’t Like Shopping
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A Couple Models in Bikinis Together
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Monday of Cleavage
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Candice Swanepoel Legs!
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Mellisa Clarke for FRONT TITTIES
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Nissan’s New Performance Line….
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Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini
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Kate Middleton’s Stylish…
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Guy Pretends To be Bouncer…Pisses Off Bouncer
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Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini
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Do You Lift Bro?
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Jada Cheng Posing by the Pool
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s in a Bikini
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Epic Don’t Drink and Drive Prank….
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Audrina Cleavage…
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Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini
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Sex Toy Vending Machines Causing a Scandal!
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This is Why You are Not Allowed to Babysit
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Nina Agdal in a Tight Red Dress
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Some Animal Photobombs
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Asshole Cook Octopus Live
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Mean People Need Jesus
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Erin Heatherton Bikini in Barbados
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Katy Perry Pantyhose Upskirt
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Hot Chick in a Bikini of the Day
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The Science of Santa
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Selena Gomez F-Bombed the Jingle Ball
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Psycho Oktober Fest Bitch
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day
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Paris Hilton Prefers to Grieve in Presence…
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House Cat VS Alligator
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Some NYC Subway Fun
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GET CIGARS
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Hot Bitches in Heels Doing Work
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Carrie Underwood Bikini
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Best Way to Find Love…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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GET YOUR Porn ON
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Epic Squirting
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Epic Anal Fart
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT AND LIVE FOREVER
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A Girl and Her Big Tits
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Awesme Naked Amateur!
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Busty Viola Strips
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GET CIGARS
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
09
Dec
MVMT WATCHES are an amazing way to help you always be on time, whether it is for valid reasons like making meetings with random fat girls your meet off the internet, illegal reasons like timing how long you have left with a girl you just “met” in a club before the sedatives wear off, perverted reasons like timing how long between solo sessions to win the contest on your competitive baiting forum you’re a part of…you can agree that a watch is an amazing gift for anyone and everyone. You can’t have too many watches. No one can…so give ..
It is the Christmas Season, it is the time of caring is sharing, giving and goodwill towards man…time with family and friends, making memories that celebrate jesus with gifts… to the freaks and the normals in your life….with MVMT WATCHES
But if you’re looking for something better than watches…look at stepGIRLS wearing them…
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Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY
2013
09
Dec
Toni Garrn is one of the Victoria’s Secret girls who has been staged as Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend because that is part of the Victoria’s Secret marketing strategy, because I guess he has a deal with them, or maybe is an investor in the company…
I know girls, and I know that when they work together, there is no way the new girl would be bold enough to fuck the ex of all the other girls…because that would be social suicide…if anything they wouldn’t associate with him unless they were forced to by their management or Victoria’s Secret.
I also know girls who have been hired to be in Leonardo’s entourage because he likes babes, and they have told me that his public girlfriends are not his actual girlfriends and that it’s all for show…he’s really more about fucking girls who aren’t his girlfriends..
So when he was cheating on her in Miami…even though it’s not cheating when you fuck another hooker behind your public hooker’s back…she was showing her tits for attention on some shoot…
These are the fun pics…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:NSFW|Toni Garrn
2013
09
Dec
Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number…
But at least I get to experience what she experienced in instagram…sure it’s not naked, sure it’s not even half naked, sure it’s not even hot and barely looks like Lohan, but as long as they say it’s her, and it’s on her instagram, it’s enough for me to feel like we were together…on more time…even when we weren’t’…I guess there’s always next time…ideally with more penetration, facials, full body massages…with happy beginnings and endings….
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2013
09
Dec
Elsa Hosk is a model and this is her showering in her bikini on instagram because like all dirty girls…she needs to be clean..or wet…for effect of whatever bikini shoot she’s doing…and the fact that she’s letting us in on it, letting us watch via her social media profiles…is pretty decent of her…because a life without watching a clothed model, who you can probably google to see naked in campaigns, shower outside in public in her bikini, in a shitty quality video…is a life not worth living.
Posted in:Elsa Hosk
