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2013

08

Nov

Japanese Competitive Climaxing of the Day

I heard about this yesterday, basically Japanese gameshows have taken TV to the next level and had a gay pornstar suck off some dude to see if he would reach orgasm against his will…in front of a live studio audience because Japan is amazing…even if watching a gay dude suck off another dude is not…

I just the fact that they can get away with this shit…I mean this is around the level of hardcore American TV should be…I want to see real life reality where Survivor involves eating each other…I mean let’s get down to basic human nature…

And there is a serious humor behind a straight guy trying to stay straight while getting a blow job from a dude competitively in front of a live studio audience…it’s insane…

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2013

08

Nov

Girl VS Electric Fence of the Day

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I like seeing girls in their natural state of idiot…

I know the lesbians will go nuts with that statement because they don’t understand that I am like them…and love pussy and the host brains that operate them…I just don’t think they are always the brightest when it comes to pretty much anything besides maybe breast feeding in public…or having sex with me…even though that’s usually one of the worst decisions they ever make…but like I said…I am into idiots…

If you don’t like that…here’s a Drunk guy vs Pigeon

Or a Mobility Scooter Doesn’t Give a Fuck

Posted in:Videos

2013

08

Nov

Selena Gomez Does Flaunt of the Day

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The conspiracy theorist in me is going to say that Selena Gomez is the reason for Bieber’s hooker escapades, you know telling him to meet her in some brothel room, only to expose him as a practical joke that will make him look like an idiot, while making her, the ex, seem like the victim, just in time for her to release these lingerie pics…because nothing in Hollywood just randomly happens, these people are puppets and controlled by people who are trying to control us…

That said, here she is in her lingerie for Flaunt…because that’s what they want us to stare at…

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2013

08

Nov

Toni Garrn for H&M of the Day

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Toni Garrn had sex with Leo…or at least he hired her to be his Model girlfriend for a week or two like she was a hooker, because if handled properly models are hookers, it just depends who’s paying and how much…

I’ve heard he doesn’t even bang these girls, he just likes them around and likes the press he gets, and doesn’t even talk to them, and uses them as people to just shit on and ignore, but I heard that from one of the girls he hired to be in his entourage and she was probably just bitter she was there for scenery and not a main bitch…

Either way, Toni, unlike Tony Danza, is modelling underwear for H&M, in catalog pics that suck, even if she doesn’t…

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2013

08

Nov

Helen Flanagan for 100 Years of the Bra Photoshoot of the Day

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Helen Flanagan apparently posed for 100 years of the bra…that started with Miley in her VMA performance and ended in I don’t even know what or how this is celebrating the bra or 100 years of the bra…Miley doesn’t even have tits or wear a bra…but whatever……

I Just know she’s a busty actress no one cared about who figured she’s better off being a glamour model because in the UK, Glamor models are all that fucking matter, they are the only girls who get retirement plans from the rich dudes, all from not wearing the bra…making this way too high concept for my handicapped brain to grasp…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

08

Nov

Phoebe Tonkin for Calvin Klein of the Day

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I don’t know who Phoebe Tonkin is, but apparently she’s Australian and I love Australian girls even if they are gutter, rough around the edges and ex criminals, you know not quite classy or elegant, but a lot of fun to get drunk with, partially because they just like cruising’ with the dudes and don’t act like high maintenance cunts about it…even if their bodies and faces are hot enough for them to be…because they know they are Australian and second rate and being second rate means they try harder…

I think I am in love…

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2013

08

Nov

Irina Shayk’s Miami Fitness is Amazing Enough for Me of the Day

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Sometimes all you need to motivate yourself is pictures of some Russian mail order bride who scammed her way into celebrity with her vagina…that I assume is a magical place her boyfriend never touched…because he’s gay…but he paid her off to not tell anyone by getting her in SI and giving her the American Dream all Russian girls want…and deserve because I guess during communism rule…all the ugly ones died off mysteriously as they were crafting an amazingly hot nation…I mean if pictures of babes don’t depress you while you’re either laying in bed jerking off to them..knowing you will never fuck them…or at work making money for your fat wife you knocked up to be conventional to spend all your shitty money…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

08

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones in a Whipped Cream Sex Party of the Day

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I didn’t bother watching this video…but I do know that it is some kind of celebration in irrelevant tits that have a fan base because they are tits but that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things because when your talent is having tits, especially ones you bought, you are easily replaced by other girls, younger and fresher with better tits…and this celebration has baked goods to celebrate…apparently…if you consider whipped cream baked goods….I call it….fame whores fame whoring..

Posted in:Rosie Jones|Sara Jean Underwood

2013

08

Nov

Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day

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Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux are in some banned from the American movie theatre movie from France that is no longer banned in American movie theatres because it involves lesbian sex, which funny enough is actually a G-Rated kids movie for the Holiday season in france, not that France has any movie rating when it comes to sex, but they generally like to ease their sluts in training with lesbian porn…before bringing out the penetration…they save that for their 13th Birthday, it’s the Parisan Bar Mitzvah…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am onto something…

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Léa Seydoux|NSFW

2013

08

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of life’s great tragedies is spending the night in a bar where not one of the girls was good enough for you to fuck…not one…even though you have no standards and have fucked sandwich meat at least once in your life…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Emmy Rossum is a Horrible School Girl
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The Most Powerful Celebs….
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Girls Doing Clothing Wrong
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Selena Gomez in Lingerie for Flaunt
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More on the Bieber Hooker
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How To Use Your Car as a Wingman
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Evil Moms Bully Disabled Babies on Facebook
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Horrible Blow-Up Dolls
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Only in Russia Compilation
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I fall in love with Cam Girls Every Day…They Just Don’t Know it…And Either Does My Wife…
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