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2013

04

Nov

I Just Want to Fucking Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s some Jeff Bridges looking motherfucker who got up on stage and started to dance, only for the mall cops to stop him, because like the movie Footloose, they ban all things fun and human from the stages of their shityt mall….and shit ends in some hand to hand combat our dancing friend who just wants to dance loses…and the sad thing in all this is the kids recording thing the drunk bum is the idiot…not that cops…society has brain washed the youth and it’s bad…if the mall got up and danced with this motherfucker, the cops wouldn’t be able to shut it down, and maybe, just maybe there would be a slice of happy left in the cake that is our miserable existence…RIP Fun…

Some Bitch with Road Rage…who is clearly hopped up on meds like the rest of the world…

Some Thieves…doing thief things…

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2013

04

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Mom Tits of the Day

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Today’s question is….If a Jessica Simpson wears a push up bra with her milk-filled mom tits that were huge prior to making babies…thanks to good old fashion texan eating…do they make a sound…or do they just sweat…like a pig on a hot summer day….and what it comes down to is that I’ll totally just stare at them…in all their fatness despite of her gut…because that’s just the kind of prevert I am…I’m all backwoods and don’t mind the well fed ones…as long as I am not marrying it or accidentally getting it pregnant…you know…but rather keeping things private…

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2013

04

Nov

Rape Shorts are the Worst Conspiracy Ever of the Day

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The smirk on this girls face makes me think she’s full of shit…with her RAPE SHORTS…but maybe, just maybe, rape shorts are the future of ruining first date date rape….or even last date date rape…or even…

I call these cock-block shorts…

Not because I believe in the struggle cuddle, surprise sex, shove it in a bitch when she doesn’t want it because no means yes or some shit…but because I don’t like paranoid girls and seeing these on a bitch is a total red flag for me to think her uptight, chastity belt wearing ass, deserves to be put out to pasture because uptight bitches like that don’t deserve sex, not even when it’s forced on them…

The worst….concept ever…just fucking stupid…save this shit for Indian reserves in the far north and countries where rape is a real issue…let party sluts who get too drunk for their own good deal with their own vaginas without putting it in lockdown…

That’s how I feel about rape shorts.

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2013

04

Nov

Bieber’s Brazilian Hooker Escapades of the Day

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I am not surprised that Justin Bieber, being the young horny superstar that he is, hired a couple of hookers. I mean to him, at his level of success they are all fucking hookers, even Miranda Kerr cheating on her husband with him…no one likes him for him, they just like him for who he is and the only real love he knows is the love of Usher when he was 14 and shown the ropes of the industry before making a lot of people a pound cake…you know worth more than 100 million dollars…

I am surprised no one is reporting the obvious, and that is that the hookers Biber hired were in fact Trannies, because this is Brazil baby, and the sex tourism in Brazil is based on the trannies, I mean even their porn industry is based on the trannies, and the AIDS In our porn industry is based on their Trannies…

So instead of just milking the industry, making as much as he can so his 30s on can be a relaxing retirement, where memories of boy wonder are behind him, this mother fucker’s trying to self destruct, because that’s what happens when you sign your soul to the devil, or your parents do, before you can really handle it.

I just hope his self destruction is funny, entertaining, and a good time for all of us barely watching from the sidelines…

Either way this pic of him leaving a brothel in a dirty AIDS ridden Brothel bed sheet is hysterical to me…

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2013

04

Nov

Some Skank in MI Nudes of the Day

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Her name is Alicia Ann Lynch, but goes as @SomeSkankinMI, because surprise she’s a skank in Michigan…and here you were thinking she was just a performing artist on some higher level of consciousness who was being ironic in her name…you know maybe even some kind of lesbian feminist trying to prove a point…but no…she’s just a skunk..possibly a stripper, maybe even a cam girl, or jut an attention seeker…who likes showing off her body cuz it gets her more followers…

Well…she POSED AS THE BOSTON MARATHON BOMBING VICTIM and 1000s of people went nuts on her…forcing her to delete her twitter…but not before some pervert downloaded all her nudes…that pervert wasn’t me…I’m the pervert who re-uploaded them to this site to make a story out of her attention seeking behavior…because I guess she didn’t have a dad…and now we call all wait for the sex tape….because she’s pretty much a porn bitch and taking dick would be in line with her hustle…

Here are the pics…

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2013

04

Nov

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

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I am not impressed by Arianny Celeste…her career or her body…she’s just another fame whore who made fame whoring work for her…there is no reason why she was the chosen one for the UFC…and there was really no reason why the UFC became as big as it did…it was just a series of luck, chance and positioning her stripper, fake tits in the right light and the right place so that the right person would pick up on them and make them more famous, giving her a fan base that sucks up to her, which validates her more than when some random from the midwest won the slot machines decided to make it rain on her stripper strip show at the strip club I assume they found her at…

I am not a fan, her bikini pics don’t impress me, but they happened, and here are the pics…

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2013

04

Nov

Holly-Daze Coffey Was Born in 1998 of the Day

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Here are some totally appropriate pictures of pro surfer Holly-Daze Coffey that are probably paid for by her sponsors…and she’s just wearing her sports’ uniform..and you’re all the perverts for thinking this is anything half naked and sexual…I mean she’s 15…don’t blame her dad who probably shot these pics…for child pornography…blame yourself for thinking it’s child pornography…and really 16 is Legal in canada…so is it really that bad? Definitely not.

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2013

04

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Spokesmodelling for Nasty Gal of the Day

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I hate lingerie catalog pictures and always have…when it came to pre-internet, no available porn because it was confiscated masturbation, I was always the more cultured and exotic type who hit National Geographic, while the while suburbanites did the Sears Catalog…sure it was an era of bush, nipples and shitty manual photoshop airbrushing skills, where nipples and vagina definition happened, but just the studio environment was with the same pose over and over was just fucking dull…so even now when I post these things, of models I have professed my love to over and over, in emails, tweets, instagram comments, packages sent, interpretive dance and even song…only to be ignored because they know they can do better than me, the pics bore me, but her belly button doesn’t that thing looks like it has a vagina of it’s own and I want to dig in deep with my tongue…but I may just be overly excited since Emily Ratajkowski is one of the best there ever was as far as I’m concerned….

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2013

04

Nov

Jen Selter has the Booty of the Day

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Her name is JEN SELTER and her ass is taking over the internet…one “fitness” pic at a time…I mean shit..this girl is next level…and I want to cheap my tooth trying to get her asshole pregnant with my tongue…I think this is what love feels like…

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2013

04

Nov

Léa Seydoux & Adèle Exarchopoulos for Interview of the Day

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There is a controversial movie starring Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos Lesbianism …and now they are on the media tour…showing the world that they are just being french chicks…unlike the french chicks I was with this weekend who got offended when I asked if they would let me use their hair extensions on my pubic hair….cuz I guess French chicks from here are trashier and more uptight…when not getting paid to fuck in movies…even though they all still like to fuck…anal on the first date…even when its not a date but more an encounter at the grocery store or random bar…those french are a different fucking breed…and that’s not a bad thing…unless you fear herpes..

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