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2013

04

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Red Sox World Series Selfie of the Day

Jessica Lowndes must be up on instagram trends because she’s mastered the art of the selfie…we call this one “my head is chopped out because I didn’t have time to do my make-up, but my mom body looks banging”…coupled with the “this sports team just won, I am going to put on the shirt and hash tag it because I know everyone will be searching that hash tag and I am going to bottom feed some followers”… because being a girl make social media a fucking joke..I could turn a homeless chick into a 1,000,000 follower internet celeb with no marketable talents…because the internet is a fucking joke…but this pic of Lowndes…is pretty serious…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|SFW

2013

04

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Dressed Like a Used Tampon of the Day

Halloween may be over and that’s ok…because Lindsay Lohan will always be a used tampon to me…not just on one day of the year…but everyday of the year…making these pics of her relevant til the end of fucking time…

Now you may be asking yourself what makes someone a used tampon, does it mean they are trash, done, expired and of no use…no it means that it will take some fucking weirdo to dig her out of the trash and re-purpose her like an old pick-up truck, to give her that shine she once had…and I want to be that guy…

Because some people, people like me, love USED TAMPONS (NSFW)

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

04

Nov

Throwback Aoki Peeing in a Club for stepTV of the Day

I found this video on my computer, and it made me laugh. It is from 2008 when Steve Aoki wasn’t selling out stadiums, but was playing shitty night clubs, where I would come out to hang, drink his vodka, hit on his groupies, and sometimes, video him peeing for stepTV, a video project I probably shoulda never quit, because internet video is way more relevant than writing nonsense no one reads…but since I was born to fail…it’s totally expected…

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2013

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A friend of mine had a morning meeting with some high powered executive who happened to be a woman, she ran eBay or one of those major companies and dude was really excited about it… so I asked him if he was going to fuck her…and he said “stop, she’s got a great mind, and a great career, and she will guide me and help me reach my dreams”…and I said “she’s also got a vagina, and that’s what it’s there for”….

Here are some morning LINKS…

Bieber Leaving a Whore House isn’t a big Deal, If I was Beiber, I would have a whore house in my basement…
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Josh Brolin Fist Fight!
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If you Like Big Tits – Here are Big Tits
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Some Lady Gaga Teeth
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Asses from the Internet
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20 Celebs Who are Extremely Smart
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Evi Has a Hot Ass!
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Scientifically Accurate Thundercats
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4×4 Recovery Goes Wrong
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

So I posted this amazing pic of a dude dressed like superman on facebook …saying “Next Year’s Costume” and a Local Radio host named Mark Bergman sent me a private message because he’s probably mad I’m more relevant than he is in the Media and he went to school for it while I just internet rockstarred my way into it a decade ago….

Here’s the conversation…

I guess he thinks we should ban pictures of people in superman costumes – or maybe, just maybe some people, like Mark Bergman, believe that we shouldn’t take pictures of people who may or may not be handicapped…but rather keep them locked in the basement or in institutions to keep the urban landscape pure and clean like Pleasantville???

Well, I am down for pics of dudes dressed like Superman…I am down with Syndrome…handicapped, normals, babes, and fat chicks, people are people and I want to celebrate them all in their amazingness…always and forever..

Here are some stepLINKS….

This is the Best and Worst Pic of COCO’s ASS EVER
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Heidi Montag’s New Face….
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Courtney Stodden’s Amazing Halloween Costume
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Jennifer Hall Hot for Playboy
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20 People Passed Out in Costumes
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Best Lego Pirate Costume
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Kim Garner has Nipples
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Nicki Minaj Does Black Men Magazine Proper
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It’s the End of Softcore Porn
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You Made Me Stronger…
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Lady Gaga is the Worst
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Kelly Ripa’s Miley Costume….
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Joanna Krupa’s See Through
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Cop Fail
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If You’re This Hot, You’re Allowed To Be Stupid
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200 Dollars if You Drop the Towel
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Best Fails of the Week
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Sophie Turner’s Fat Ass
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Hot
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Hannah Jones See Through
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Funny Arm Wrestle
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Courtney Stodden is Single Now I am Going to Try to Date Her…
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Claire Sinclair Tits
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If This Doesn’t Kill Your Faith In Humanity, Nothing Will.
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GIFS Of Animals Taking Things
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Girls in Sweaters
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Distracted By the Pussy
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Lucy Pinder Toplessness
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The Greatest Baby Costume Ever
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50 Greatest Halloween Costumes
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Celebs naked in upcoming movies
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I Would Pay to Watch These Two Have Sex
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NY Subway Signs Experiment
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Waking Up From Wisdom Teeth Surgery
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8 Bit Thor
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Happy Dresses
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Freak Elevator Accident
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Denise Richards – Wonder Woman…
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January Jones Halloween…Costume…Sucks
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101 Celebrity Instagram Pics
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked Tea
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BIG BOOBS
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Muslim Cam Girls
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Pussy Eating Champ….So FUNNY
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Some Babe Showering
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Masturbation VIdeo…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Nov

Coco’s Amazing (Not in a Good Way) Ass of the Day

Everyday may be Halloween for dumpy hooker Coco…you know always wearing her stripper outfits from the cheap sex shop she gets all her outfits from…like this was any other day and like she was still that stripper she was…but instead a prostitute with one john living the life of luxury as a wife…only left with memories of what was…that she can’t let go…even if she should…showing the world her ass in a silly big backed way…that may be a body double dude…but can’t be too sure because I am still trying to understand these fishnets or more importantly, why she’s standing like she’s holding a shit in…and with that Halloween is over….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coco

2013

01

Nov

Nicki Minaj’s Amazing Costume of the Day

Nicki Minaj understands Halloween…if you dress slutty 365 days a year…step that shit up on Halloween and dress real slutty…I am just bummed her costume isn’t a girl with a spread asshole…because the asshole is gateway to woman’s soul…and I like staring at it…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

01

Nov

Topless Girls at TSA for LAX of the Day

So LAX is an airport I’ve been going to more than any other Airport the last 6 months, because I am all Hollywood and shit…and they got shot up today, one of the friendly TSA guys who may or may not have fondled my balls last Sunday, was killed, and the whole story is very very sad…insane and makes you wonder how good Airport security actually is, because homie shouldn’t even be at TSA with a gun, but now that this has happened, security at Airports is going to get a hell of a lot more annoying…the only tragedy is that they could have taken out a Kardashian but instead took out a poor bastard at work….

But I don’t believe in Sadness so here is a video of a girl taking “take off your shirt” literally…the ay all girls should take “Take Off Your Shirt”…

If you don’t like that here’s a dude getting sexually molested by a soldier…

Posted in:Videos

2013

01

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Jonathan Leder of the Day

If you read this site you will know one simple thing…and that is that I am in love with Emily Ratajkowski. She is a sweet and delicate flower sent from heaven to ruin my life with her amazing body and even more amazing…body…

She has done this rise to the top thing through strategic nudity better than pretty much anyone to date and now she’s gone all hollywood, far too big for me to ever trick her into dating me, but in my defence, even the girl mopping the floors at the local diner after hours, cuz it’s the only gig her criminal record and retardation allows her to have, is too big for me…

Either way, that doesn’t mean I can’t hope that one day I will be with Emily Ratajkowski long enough to get her pregnant by throwing my sperm at her as she walks by….that’s my new hustle…

This is love…endless love and she’s fucking amazing…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2013

01

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Showcased Some Tit This Halloween of the Day

It’s always the midgets and freaks who get excited about Halloween because it is the only time of year they can really exploit their birth defects in a humorous way, except maybe Christmas where they play the mall elf, or Valentines day where they play the cupid, but Halloween, gives them more freedom to choose their own costume, instead of being type cast, and this year Hayden Panettiere chose tits…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere