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2022

28

Dec

Ashley Benson Lesbian Christmas PJs of the Day

I don’t know if you’re allowed to call a lesbian actress who went back to cock’s leabianism a phase, that seems like something that would piss off the woke people who are all about inclusivity so long as you agree with them, but also are so into giving people labels that there are now 87 official genders and a space to fill out your own gender because 87 genders can’t cover all the genders and they’d had to assume anyone’s pronouns like a bunch of Christian Bigots who don’t pander to the bullshit would in their traditional and archaic ways…..GET WITH THE PROGRAM BIGOTS….

So we’ll just say that Benson, who went for the cock after she did the whole lesbian thing with Lesbian to the stars Cara Delevingne or Stella Maxwell, both lesbians who basically represent the same thing, fucking celebrity women to allow them to claim the LGBTQ title so that they can continue to get cast in things as the minority they are.

That’s not to say that Benson was faking her lesbianism, I am sure in her perversion in this porn generation of perverts, scissoring was done….PUSSY ON PUSSY grinding and PUSSY JUICE dripped off her chin….plus she’s not a good enough actress to fake the whole thing…

It’s just to say that she went back to the cock because she probably realized women are fucking crazy and lesbians are labelled angry and uptight for a fucking reason….BECAUSE THEY ARE.

She’s been making moves recently, posting hotter content, looking less dumpy and fat, maybe her handlers have reprogrammed her and are ready to really monetize proper, and in doing that shed posted some skimpy pyjamas showing off her legs, all Chistmas themed, but not quite posed enough to see actual labia or even panty crotch…but so close that it’s still worth looking at because I encourage big titty actresses to get fit and to post slutty content when they slowly decide to re-integrate themselves into the entertainment industry….I just prefer when I can see their cunts.

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2022

28

Dec

Stefania Ferrario Nude Mrs Claus Inspired Photoshoot of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario Rocher packages herself as more than just a cheap boxed chocolate you gift your girl on Valentines Day because you lack creativity and you only shop at drug stores for your loved ones because you get off to girls going in for their Plan B morning after pills, and you like to try to see if you can still smell the cum in them, like how fresh was the creampie girl….you hunting dog with your keen sense of scent you…

Anyway, she packages herself as some plus sized model, or Glamour Model, in being brave in getting nude, which as far as I’m concerned requires no real bravery when you’re a self involved narcissist who thinks you are hot, despite being overweight, you know cuz dudes will jerk off to you regardless of your weight, especially American dudes who are used to ACTUAL morbid obesity every where they fucking look….making this plus sized model, who is definitely still plus sized, a bit of a hack….

BUT at least she does concept shoots with a real photographer, knowing a little effort goes a long way, maybe because of her weight on the scales makes her feel she has to go that extra mile in her content, you know put some of that energy that she knows she has at the dessert counter of any grocery store or all you can eat buffet into the content that will make her all the money she needs to buy all the desserts she needs and you get a Christmassy, big ass and titty, covered in light, nostalgic thanks to her hair, good old fashioned time…

I am not hating on the plus sized model, but I just don’t think she’s plus sized enough to ride that, even if she is plus sized to me, but anyone not anorexic, emaciated and half dead is plus sized to me…..

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2022

28

Dec

Jordyn Jones Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is wearing some holiday themed lingerie while posing next to her Christmas tree with gifts, doing her best Christmas themed store window display while looking bargain basement at the old Five and Dime the day after Halloween when all of last year’s Christmas stock is brought out for the poor people.

I don’t actually know what that means, but because I know that she’s a white trash daughter of a drunk farmer in Kalamazoo Michigan, and since I’ve seen her pictures of her rural hot tub looking onto the neighbor’s silo, I figure she’s trash and in being trash that has come into money thanks to being sold to the industry, not so much because of the industry itself, but because of the following of perverts she’s amassed who are into paying her a monthly subscription like a gym membership without any of the benefits of a gym membership, because instead you get non nude selfies shot shitty, not even with a hired photographer, not even mapped out with a concept, location or vibe, just a shitty iphone pic in themed lingerie that looks like it’d give a bitch a yeast infection if worn long enough.

I am hating on the young millionaires lack of effort in her selling of salacious content on Christmas, you know a little effort goes a long way and this is just lazy, a spit in the face of the fans and not the kind of spit in their mouths they can cum to….

Live up to your daily OnlyFans earnings girl….nothing worth than an entitled idiot who puts no effort in because she’s getting paid out without putting the effort in, unless this is effort and we’re just a bunch of slacker retards….I am not alone.

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2022

28

Dec

Amanda Cerny Merry Assmass of the Day

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Some ex-Playboy, Vine Star, Instagram Model with a lot of Turkish fans Amanda Cerny has made herself into a Christmas package this Christmas, a racy Christmas package, just not nearly racy enough.

I am going to assume this is a steal from the rich and give to the poor, Robin Hood in the Christmas spirit of giving…..because there is no way girls who love money and who monetize themselves are giving away freebies…even if they probably should since they aren’t hot enough to jack off to, you know let this be the teaser before the paid content you can jerk off to….

I am not saying I am the Robin Hood, since I didn’t steal shit, I am just saying one of Amanda Cerny’s paid customers clearly took some screenshots to give out for free, what they probably find to be a flaw in their Business Model but the internet will be the internet.

Amanda Cerny wasn’t that impressive as a Playboy model, at the time she was one of their playmates the brand was going through some restructuring and had lost their standards, but then she went onto Vine where she was the hot pussy for the weirdo vine kids and it worked, she existed.

Now that the money is back on the nudes, she’s back on the nudes and I guess this is as hardcore as it gets and it’s more hardcore than she’s been to date, so as the story goes, the more money you get from being naked, the more naked you get to keep people paying and next thing you know, GANGBANG STYLE….

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2022

28

Dec

Christmas Day Waffle House Brawl of the Day

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I have survived Christmas, I can’t say whether I’ve been gifted crackwhore AIDS or not, we’ll have to wait and see, but I did go to the middle of nowhere for the fat wife to see her disgusting trash family because no matter how fat she gets, she’ll always make effort to get ALL the Christmas cookies she can down her throat.

Anyway, this Waffle House Christmas Day brawl is going viral, even the MAINSTREAM media is posting it, which isn’t what they typically post while pushing whatever propaganda and agenda they are pushing on the feeble minded retards of the world who buy into everything they are being told, even if historically people never trusted the media, yet they still do what the media tells them to do, dumb fucks.

This happened in Georgia, two people got arrested, and the employee who caught the rogue chair being thrown at her is going viral as being a hero.

Either way, I hear they are making a Christmas movie about this for Netflix. Modern Christmas cheer is pretty fucking trash.

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2022

28

Dec

Christmas Floor Routine and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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My Kind of Candy Cane

At the beach

Yoga Stretch

Old Lady Yoga Stretch

Ughhh…

Trench Coat Mafia

Squats

Stylish Dismount

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2022

23

Dec

It’s Christmas. Fuck off. of the Day

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It’s Christmas, find something better to do this weekend.

Figure your shit out man.

The internet is designed to RUIN your life.

Reconnect with tradition, family, Christ, gifting, receiving, doing better, being better, getting drunk, being a gentleman to the ladies in the lingerie stores and being called a pervert, you know….stop HIDING behind the computer, distracting yourself, when you have life worth living.

Merry Christmas you fucking scumbags, you are the gift that keeps on giving, not quite as fun as getting herpes, more of a burden than anything really, one of those gifts you give someone that requires effort and gives little joy in return, but without you, I’d have no purpose and would be forced to More Chillin’, which is what you should be doing this Christmas.

Merry Christmas To All and here are some Christmas sluts in action.

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2022

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Christmas motherfuckers….

It’s the most wonderful time of year, but also one of the popular time for people to kill themselves in the family garage to leave a statement or to make a statement to the family that fucking annoys them. You know the gift of sadness and failure as a parent, always a good time….

I know, suicide is now mandated by the Canadian government, which takes all the excitement out of it, which is probably a good thing, because I think it’s far funnier to stay alive and to bring your family shame, disappointment, anger, regret on a yearly, if not daily basis….the killing of oneself is too permanent and you miss out on all the fun….

So I suggest that suicide is for losers and a better strategy to showcase your hate for your family, or you mental health issues, is to just come out as trans. Even more fun if you are married or have a significant other so you can now be in a gay relationship, unless you’re in a gay relationship and going trans turns you straight…..which they may appreciate….or if you get your significant other to transition with you so ya’ll can swap gender roles in the relationship…still straight, just weird…because the world is weird…

Now go find some last minute Christmas Shopping pussy to creep on, possibly fall in love with…it’s Christmas, make it count..if Santa doesn’t bring you what you want, make it happen for your damn self….and if you’re LUCKY you may end up a stepfather if you lurk the toy department and see some down on her luck mom trying to make Christmas right for their sad fatherliess kid….ready and willing for a hero like you to move in on them….

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night….

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2022

22

Dec

Denise Richards’ Sad Christmas Cheer of the Day

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Denise, more like DENUSE get it? DE-NUSED up.

I’ve been thinking of that one all day, how did it do?

The old lady who was once ravaged vaginally and likely anally by HIV Positive Charlie Sheen…..and

Decorating the sad Christmas Tree, with gifts we will assume are empty boxes, because why the fuck else would an old lady be selling nudes, clearly she’s in financial ruins, maybe the AIDS meds cost a lot every month, or maybe she’s just a heathen who gets off being barely scandalous….but thank Christmas for photoshop….

I like to follow DEN-USED-UP on her weird ass retirement project….maybe I’m the weird one.

Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good Night!

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2022

22

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Tis the fucking season for Santa to cum all over his red suit, or town, depending on how virile he is…..and the gift that keeps on giving is the thong, because not only is it a panty that prevents pantylines, and a torture device that most girls find wearing them painful, but they do it anyway, but it is also an underwear that barely covers the asshole, allowing people like us to see the asshole, knowing it is the window to a woman’s soul, without having to get them naked, but rather just needing to get them to bend over a pick up that dollar you dropped for them, since the only thong we’re seeing is at the strip club, and I guess on the internet.

So the thing is the gateway panty, to dabble in posting racy pics without getting nude, while still giving us the goods.

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