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2022

23

Nov

Lisa Rinna Censored Nude of the Day

I don’t know when this Lisa Rinna nude selfie is from, but thankfully she was nice enough to censor it for us, because at 100 fucking years old and her tits are fake, it’s best to keep them to herself….no matter how bad the ex Playboy model, soap star, reality star, thirsty bottom feeder wants to feel like the hot dick sucker to the top, making it to the middle that she is….

I am all for looking at full nudes of even the most disgusting, but coming from a scrambled porn background I can figure out what’s going on and have no need to make it work because jerking off to Lisa Rina as she tries to be hot is something that would have been done long ago and is not one of those challenges bros have just to see if it can be done….you know one of those “Jerked off to Lisa Rinna, didn’t think I could, but managed”….since we’ve already explored the world, modern day adventurers need to be creative.

Point of the story, old people don’t know how to use technology and end up in weird messes when trying to keep up with their young slutty daughters

Posted in:Lisa Rinna

2022

23

Nov

Behati Prinsloo in her Erotic Ready to Drop Porno Shoot of the Day

The other day I was walking through the park and there was a pregnant as shit french girl who was too old to be pregnancy doing a weird photoshoot, basically posing like she was posing for a fetish site or her escort profile on whatever has replaced back pages, in the middle of the day….and I thought to myself – french chicks are amazing, even when ready to drop, they’ll deliver the sex charged content mid day in public, a passionate people…

But as we all know, it seems like pregnancy must make bitches horny, because they all strip down for these moody pregger shoots, whether in nature, in studio, on the beach, they strip down, belly in hand and pose like they are Victoria’s Secret models…which is weird, since being pregnant, although the product of sex, is not sexy, that’s when sexy leaves the room, you become mom to my kids and we cheat on you with younger sugar babies who like purses.

Anyway, Behati Prinsloo is a VS model, or was a VS model when that mattered and she was bought by lame as fuck fake rocker LA Rich Kid who has raped all our minds with his music, more than he’s raped VS models with his fame, money and security, which I guess isn’t real rape but it’s manipulation tactics that are likely as bad as getting a bitch drunk and fucking her….money is a drug, so is fame.

So despite Levine embarrassing himself by cheating on his VS model by some bitch who exposed him for fame, even though Behati knows the fucking conditions of their marriage, let little rich boy do what he wants and only speak when spoken to and only enter the matrimonial suite when summoned…

So yeah, she knew her place, still had his kid and leveled up a sleazy pregnancy sexed up shoot that looks like Terry Richardson shot it, but they’ve blacklisted him, so it’s some other hipster with the concepts….I guess better than the suburban mom who figured out photoshoot and is now a photographer….

Nothing is more shameful or embarrassing than being married to Adam Levine!

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2022

23

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

It is Workout Wednesday, which is my form of philanthropy to remind bitches to workout because fat is disgusting….

That’s my activism, my silent protest, my hunger strike, my holding a picket sign outside the Drag Queen Story Time, or the Abortion Clinic, or whatever else they pay losers they condition and radicalize on the internet to attend….

I think my cause is a better one for humanity, far less annoying since I lack in marketing skills and the only 5 people who see this are people who remember this site used to exist 18 years ago and want to know if it’s still up to laugh at…..

The point is we need to NOT normalize obesity because that shit kills and is gross to look at and smell…. and we need to celebrate girls who hit the fucking gym and that’s not just because I have a female body builder who can kick my ass fetish, but those ripped fitness models doing their flexing and posing aren’t bad…..

Either way, stay fit, just not tomorrow, EAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN, thanksgiving before the PROMISED food shortages…

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2022

23

Nov

Rita Ora Side Tit of the Day

Rita Ora is in a pink dress..and part of her sloppy tit is hanging out of the side….

She’s been hitting the gym a lot. She’s a 30+ married woman who probably feels herself getting dumpy in the slow 30+ rot girls go through.

She’s done too fucking much, including ROB KARDASHIAN to go from some Human Trafficked refugee to a top followed social media personality who claims she’s a popstar but who I’ve never heard any music from…

She’s finally perfectly lined up to change that….thanks to her husband’s celebrity, maybe he’ll put her songs in his celebrated movies, and I guess her marathon not a race approach to climbing the ladder like she climbed Calvin Harris’ dick…

She is finally fucking making it…so it is NO time to get fat and dumpy like other sluts in the honeymoon phase, too many dicks were sucked to land on one that would lock her in….

So she needs to dive in and commit for the A-List future she’s about to have where all the haters who just thought she mattered because of her try hard approach and use of her tits…and the good news is that they gym time hasn’t stolen her tits, which happens to a lot of girls when they hit the gym, which is the only downside of the gym at least if you’re someone who only exists because of the tits…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2022

23

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed Girls generally turn me off. I hate fanatics in anything and for whatever reason, maybe because it was illegal, weed demons would take smoking weed and treat it like it was some kind of ceremonial bullshit…when you’d go to parties you’d see them rolling on their special papers, going outside to smoke as a group that would stand in some faggy circle like a bunch of hippies singing camp fire songs, sharing each others spit in the gayest fucking way….before coming back in to say “I’m so high”…..it’s like smoke weed, it’s not a crazy high, and shut the fuck up….

Weed girls when they get naked, whether it’s late night naked after partying, where they are all in their weed coma and ready to sit on my face half dead, or in photos, make me appreciate them a lot more….but maybe I’m just growing as a person thanks to believing in the power of weed and its ability to make your life far better than other substances and big pharma available….maybe I’m a hippie…where is my sex filled commune to jerk off to?

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2022

23

Nov

Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni in her Underwear of the Day

Fashion may be as stupid as art, where Rich people buy shit that the internet says is cool, but that shit ain’t cool, they just think it is….

These brands have always been trolling, to see how far they can push idiots to dress like clowns or to wear idiotic shit, because Kim Kardashian promotes it….

It’s something I probably would have loved to pull off if I was more likeable, or willing to hang out with idiots I’d need to use as pawns to execute said troll….But if you can get a rich bitch to pay 5k for some garbage bag dress, or some fast food box dress, like she’s trying to make a statement that isn’t even HER own statement, but one the brand made her think was hers when she was cutting the check….ridiculous..

However, Fashion is fucking lucrative….and there have been a lot of first movers on the internet who basically shaped fashion and streetwear off the backs of retards with credit cards…..from streetwear blogs that catered to man-children that make 100 million dollars a year off idiots….to fashion brands that are supported by the world elite despite producing offensive, child predatory ad campaigns, that are totally unnecessary, not clever and ultimately makes me think that they run some more sinister business with those shipping containers….yet the celebs still push them, the idiots still buy into them, it’s a racket and we’re not in it, maybe I should have been, but it’s all the try hard losers that get ahead in those industries….

That said, Chiara Ferragni was an early fashion blogger, back when fashion bloggers ran actual sites, the social media push came harder with instagram, and she’s likely worth 100s of millions of dollars from brand campaigns, her own brands, because people buy what she tells them to….

At 35, she posts lingerie pics, despite having kids because they do things different in Europe and she’s pretty hot, which is probably why people buy whatever she”s selling, which unfortunately for me, isn’t dirty panties, but if it was, I wouldn’t be able to afford it.

Posted in:Chiara Ferragni

2022

23

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

As a fan of pussy who doesn’t get to see enough pussy and who could likely never see enough pusssy even if I was a rich dude with a villa who cycled a plane full of pussy to my private retreat to sit by the pool weekly, I’d still want to see more pussy, I find it pretty helpful and decent of these women in the world who feel that showing their pussy, even if it is through their pants and you can’t really get a sense of how much lip, innie/outtie, dick clit their pussies are, but you can get a sesne of how fat their pussies are, which is still more than not knowing….and that’s amazing.

So for Thanksgiving, I am thankful that strangers who I guess are dialled into the hive mind that forces them into doing, wearing, buying, being outraged and fucking the way they are told or programmed to, because they think walking around with their pussies eating their pants like they’ve fasted for a week, when we know that’s unlikely, but still hungry, insatiable…..because most of the girls rocking the cameltoes are girls I have NO business seeing the pussy of, you know cuz I am old, fat, gross and probably the last person they want seeing their pussy, unless I was a subscriber they laughed at while buying their OnlyFans supplied LAMBO…

Point being, pussy wedgies, a Holiday-level treat everyday of the year!

Here’s a round up

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2022

23

Nov

Surf Bro Brawl and other stepNEWS of the Day

Shopping for supplies…

Shopping at Montcler…

Trans Singer’s Voice Change After some Testosterone

What is going on in this Dog Walk video….

More shopping….it is the Holidays…

We don’t need Black Friday to Brawl int he stores…

Street Lights on the ground for Texters Since Society has Collapsed…

Be Careful who you Road Rage Retard…

Stay Woke Shirts found at Twitter….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2022

23

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I was just scrolling some BBW fetish sites to try to understand the appeal of some obese woman who is too fat to run away from you, too fat to ride you, probably too fat for your dick to make it into her actual fuck holes, because there’s about 2 feet of blubber to get around, probably not too fat to suck your dick if she treats it like a turkey leg at Disney or an ice cream cone, but is that enough to fetishize the fat chicks, especially when 60 percent of America are fat chicks, if anything it would make fit chicks all the more desirable, since they are now the side show act….and not the other way around.

I don’t subscribe to fat is beautiful, I do this post for inclusivity, or to remind you all that fat is not healthy, hot, it’s gross and encouraging it is some satanic agenda to detach you from being the best version of yourself, but instead a sick and lazy miserable pig who doesn’t actually believe they look good, but are running with it because dudes are perverts who are willing to fuck them based on supply alone….

Fat chicks always got fucked, they were just more reasonable in knowing you’d only call that at 3 am to fuck back then, now they seem to think they’re models or top shelf…which I guess they could be if the shelf was strong enough to support all that weight since dudes apparently find it hot…

Posted in:Fatty

2022

23

Nov

Thanksgiving is Almost Over So Here’s a Christmas Slut Dance and Other TikThots on Youtube Shorts of the Day

Winter Helicopter Dance

Removing her Thigh Highs!

Stretch

ATM Ass

Shuffle Dance

Cowgirl Panty Flash

Nerd Shit

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos