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2022

18

Oct

Carmen Electra Takes a Bath of the Day

I guess this is Carmen Electra trying to wash the filth off now that she’s pretty much 50 years old and at the stage in the game where she can throw in her implants and hang them up for retirement, you can’t be a glamour model used for tits and ass forever, at a certain point you rot like yogurt.

But instead of hanging the implants up on her trophy self, thanking them for all they’ve done to her, she’s decided to take a payout to become a low level selfie pornographer on Onlyfans….

I get it, the money is probably good, and fans may still subscribe to her weird attempt at sexting after being from an era where hired photographers did the sexting for you, but money isn’t everything, but I guess it is for whores who don’t want to give up being jerked off to…..because it will mean they are basically dead….no longer with purpose or meaning….because that’s what being a vapid slut who objectified herself her entire career is….

I’m not mad that Carmen Electra is in the bath, just weirded out by it because it’s sad.

In conclusion, after looking at the tits in the bath, I’ve decided that the whole selling her nudes is not so bad on a superficial level, she’s still got it going on enough……it’s just a little pathetic…but get it when you can I guess.

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2022

18

Oct

Sydney Sweeney’s Weird Leather Bra Top Outfit of the Day

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Elle Magazine, who we can all agree are a bunch of agenda pushing cunts holding onto the fucking dream without realizing that no one gives a fuck about their opinion of anything, have done a marketing event for their adverisers called Women of Hollywood or some other nonsense that I think is pretty much pandering to the whole division and agenda as if women in Hollywood have it rough and need their own events since dudes of Hollywood are so “worshipped” by basically no one…while the tits of Hollywood have websites dedicated to them, even if they are UNDSERvING….

But anyway, big titty Sydney Sweeney, who is Time’s most influential people thanks to being busty and nude on a dark and negative frequency teen show that I think is fucking trash and pandering to some miserable medicated generation of sex workers….but it worked out nicely for Swweeney because people are titty obsessed and it put her tits on the map….getting her invited to all the events like this one, where she pretends to be a legit talent or industry maverick, ALL because everyone sucks up to her and no one says “people only care becasue of your tits you pull out”…

So yeah, Sydney Sweeney, who can’t act, but who has tits brought her tits in some futuristic leather pantsuit you’d expect at the fetish club, or in some low budget Sci/Fi movie about Biker Lesbians from space, with a built in skirt over some oversized pants, and a bra top that’s just silly looking….even with her monster tits….

I’m not a fashionable person, but I know a stupid outfit when I see one, even when it’s got the tits framed up as they are the true stars of the show….

Garbage.

To see more pics of her at the event looking ratty as shit CLICK HERE

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2022

18

Oct

Dove Cameron Creeps me Out of the Day

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Dove Cameron or Chloe Celeste Hosterman is some Disney kid who has 45 million followers even though most people have no idea who she is, which I guess doesn’t really matter, when 45 million people on social media do who know she is.

I’ve seen her random weird gothic, moody, emotionally unstable, freakish sad girl content for a while now and it always reminds me of the Suicide Hotline she probably never calls, but acts like she’s about to call…..

You know she’s part of the agenda pushing to bring kids down and not bring them up, posting shit like her crying with rants about her identity vs self, like a typical lost sold to the industry puppet who is handled and controlled, confused and depressing, in part becasue they killed off her dad when she was 15 so they could really trauma based mind control her….

These are a couple of pictures she posted of herself that are freaking me out….so I figured I’d post them here to freak you out….because young owned starlets in their weird outfits can be dark and weird, but they still have TITTY….

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2022

18

Oct

Addison Timlin’s Racy of the Day

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Addison Timlin is some 31 year old who is best known for playing one of the chicks David Duchovny fucked in Californication, I barely remember that show but it was a place where you’d see tits on TV from a variety of aspiring whores, even Susan Sarandon’s daughter, so it wasn’t all bad, plus he drove a cool rundown porsche, something I appreciated.

She’s apparently married to and has a coupe of kids with LIP from Shameless, who can also see on the most annoying TV show about LIP from Shameless being a Chef, because Hollywood thinks making shows about people at their work is fun for those of us who are just trying to relax, I mean I don’t need to see some fictional version of running a restaurant or how intense it gets, I’m more into restaurants for the food, you know like that fat fuck James Corden who people seem to love being yelled at by when he’s on TV, but hate being yelled at when he’s at their restaurant….

I don’t know how old these are or where they are from, but she’s kinda hot so as a 30 year old mom of two, she’ll probably appreciate your jerking off to what are likely throwback pics…

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2022

18

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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People like to hate on tiny tits because we’re of a titty obsessed society that let girls with big tits acting as the host body for those big tits climb to the top of the charts even if the rest of them aren’t that interesting….

I like to endorse the Tiny Tit girls because we’re a titty obsessed society that let girls with big tits prosper for having their big tits, which isn’t really that impressive, even if the big tits are amazing….

I figure if we can normalize tiny tits, bolt on tits will die, and we can go back to a natural look for these women that look like drag queen tranny kardashians…I like to think this fall of the woman to the knife and face injections started in the 90s with their tits….even when the tits being slaughtered and filled with silicone were good tits to begin with….all in exchange for a big titty dream.

So as a fan of tits, you can like small tits as much as big tits, or let the small tits out there know they are worthy by jacking off to their tiny tits….

Tiny Tit Lives Matter…..

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2022

18

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Baywatch Cosplay of the Day

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The world would be a better place if Kim Kardashian took her Baywatch clickbait, where she’s rocking a red one piece bathing suit that I am sure is part of her shitty SKAM of a brand called SKIMS, that I believe makes her a lot of money off the backs of poor, sad, pathetic women of the internet hoping that shapewear will save them from their life of misery, which it won’t….

My issue with this Baywatch cosplay is that she’s doing it against a white wall so that they can edit her freakish body into looking more womanly or less freakish, I mean she’s selling shapewear people, bitch needs to showcase the shape, or lie about it to sell merch to these retard women who support her thanks to being under her spell…

They photoshop her so hardcore, she’s a fucking caricature, a terrifying caricature that people still seem to think is HOT…..it’s weird….witchcraft!

But I am sure we can all agree that it’d be a far better campaign or activation or promotional video if they had her shoot this on a LA County lifeguard boat, where they throw her fat doughy fake as shit ass off the boat into the sharks to see if she’d make it back to shore….

You know, step it up you society ruining monster….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2022

18

Oct

Willa Holland’s Tits of the Day

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Willa Holland is the reason why my original Twitter got deleted after 15 years of hateful and hilarious commentary that no one seemed to like, that never really got me viral, but maybe I don’t have the talent or jokes that deserve to go viral, but I still liked having my archive of years of things to cancel me over, but that they didn’t bother canceling me over, because I am already non-existent and basically cancelled…..

The reason they deleted “DrunkStepfather” the legend who never was, is because I did a Willa Holland post that called her mother some industry whore, because she was married to Brain de Palma and Stephen Spielberg was this bitch’s god father, something that makes no sense, but maybe she was passed around the rich men’s table….I don’t know, but it got my shit deleted…..Don’t mess with Brian De Palma’s whore wife or her daughter I guess….

Anyway, Holland played Micha Barton’s sister on the OC, which is still a fucking amazing show, I’ve rewatched it and they need to make shows like that again….she went onto Aarow and the Flash which I don’t watch because they are made in Canada super hero trash that are painful to watch…..but the more interesting thing about her is that she dated a hipster nude instagram photographer an let him snap off nudes of her to be edgy, which is what I’ll assume this titty pic is from, we’ll have to wait until the lawyers letter comes, because TAKING MY TWITTER WASN’T ENOUGH, ya cunt.

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2022

18

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Here are some tight pants, becasue I figure if tight pants are popular enough to turn the Lululemon guy into a billionaire, before turning Kim K and her SKIMS brand into a billionaire, and then there’s Kate Hudson who also sells leggings via her billion dollar brand, that makes for a lot of sluts buying into the tight pants because they want dudes to see their assholes through their pants….not that they’d ever admit it, if anything they’d call you a pervert creep who makes them uncomfortable when you offer to eat their ass for them when they bend over for a loaf of bread in front of you, but they’re wearing the tight pants for someone, maybe just themselves, and deep in their soul they like the positive feedback, just not from dirtbags like us, but since they’re in public, they don’t really get much say in the matter….

Here’s a round-up of girls who don’t limit their tight pants to the gym, the grocery store, picking up the kids at daycare so that people can see the damage done from childbirth as they wonder if she’s got a diaper on, because these girls figured to capture the tight pants for an upload to the internet….and I’m into it.

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2022

18

Oct

Ass at the Gym and Other TikThots of the Day

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Quite the Dress

Bored at Home

Ballerina Posing

Flexible Bitch

Smelling her Own Ass

Leaf Blower Prank

ABS

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

18

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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We can all agree that the best thing for a chick to wear to the beach or the public pool is nothing, so you can see her labia blowing in the wind before her cannonball jump into the water…..but since girls aren’t as slutty as they are on the internet, we’re forced to deal with bathing suits, which as it turns out, can still be jerked off to from the bushes nearby, or the lockerroom they are changing in after you transition and convince the aquatic center than your erection is just your clit and that they are transphobic for trying to come between you and the girl’s lockerroom masturbation you’ve wanted so bad until realizing this loophole…

Here are some bitches in swimwear.

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