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2022

10

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Being an old fucking pervert, there was a time when the thong wasn’t the household panty….if you went to a friend’s house, you weren’t sneaking in the laundry room to take a pair of his mom’s raciest dirty panties home with you, it was hanes all day, which I’d still take home with me, what do you think I am, crazy….

But yeah, there was a time when the thong was reserved for a special kind of sexually active slut, the kind of girl who was ahead of the curve on being bold, confidence and sexualized…..

Giving you a glimpse of her whale tail in the coffee shop or classroom or bar….and giving you basically instant excitement of spontaneous ejaculation…that’s a wet dream while not even sleeping…

The thong was serious business, it separated the girls you knew could suck dick, with the girls who never saw a porno that coached them how to suck dick, in an era when porn wasn’t watched by everyone turning them into degnerate disgusting people….

So then the world wore thongs…everyone of all ages….like they wear leggings….making it the standard panty, despite it’s drawbacks, like the fact that it doesn’t cover the asshole, which is also it’s win.

The good news is that the thong is apparently still being used to show you the girls who want you to see their assholes, even in this full back panty being normalized because everyone if fat, lazy and likes being comfortable instead of being shred in half like important documents you don’t want people to find….

So here are some modest asshole pics, because it’s about the thong, not the asshole, or these babes can pretend it is, but to me and everyone else, it’s about the asshole, not the thong….so whatever helps you sleep at night…..

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2022

10

Nov

Dua Lipa’s Dua Lipa Panties of the Day

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Dua Lipa is one of the more popular, possible the most popular pop stars on the international scale, since the internet made the world on miserable place where all people connect and do basically the same fucking bullshit, so that if you’re one of those traveling types, you’ll always feel at home, because every mother fucker is the exact same.

So Dua Lipa is one of their trained brain-washers, who helps pollute the mind with her propaganda, that you can assume comes from one of her handlers, unless you really buy into her organically becoming an international sensation thanks you Youtube, when most girls have a hard enough time just putting together a Youtube video, this girl independentally took over the music industry and the people at the top of the food chain didn’t try to stop her like she was Rebecca Black, arguably far more culturally relevant as a Youtube star, who never rose up to the international fame her view count would suggest on that Friday song.

Obviously, I think the system is rigged, but I’ll still look at her bikini tits, or her pants unbuttoned to show off her little panties, that are branded, with her name embroidered in them, like she’s headed off to summer camp, or is some crotchety old woman who likes her panties branded so that she knows the shit stains are her own and not someone else who mistakenly wore the panties, since they didn’t have a monogram, you know mitigating dried up pussy menopausal drip cross-contamination….

Here she is with some TITTY in her Dress!

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2022

10

Nov

Hailee Steinfeld’s Small Bikini Top of the Day

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Hailess Steinfeld posted a bikini pic to generate some hype around her new video because Hailee Steinfeld is more than an industry created actor, but she’s also an industry created pop puppet, and she just released a music video that is exclusively available on Facebook, because she was probabaly paid a lot of money to do that, because despite firing 10 percent of their staff, facebook still has over inflated budgets for a piece of shit product….

Her song is called Coast and it’s about the ocean or some shit, at one point she mentions the rip tide…..and it’s less demonic than most pop songs coming out, since it’s shot on the beach, in bikinis, with surf boards, and not some demonic shit we’re used to.

Maybe the satanists have decided to ease up on the brain washing people into being depressed by producing more uplifting songs that despite still being shit, aren’t the kind of thing that make you kill yourself in some sort of blood sacrifice to their overlords….

Here is a clip of the video where she looks pretty hot…..

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She’s looking better than she pretty much ever has…so that’s ok.

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2022

10

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am a big advocate for the tiny tits, for all the reasons that I find tiny tits great, all scaled down and usually more symmetrical than a big sloppy tit, usually on a tighter frame than a sloppy tit, and the idea of hacksawing the tit to fit into some bullshit stereotype instead of just showing off the hot little tits depresses me. DO NOT KILL THE TIT LIKE TITTY CANCER KILLED OLIVA NETWON JOHN.

That doesn’t mean that I am not a fan of girls with big tits, using their big tits as a marketing hook, because when GOD gifts you big tits, USE them to get ahead, everyone, girls and guys are into big tits, we stare and worship them, it probably taps into our baby brains where tits were food and even small tits were bigger than our head.

The gamification that makes flashing the tit less slutty, or thirsty, but rather a fun time for everyone to get involved in with a good old game of titty flash….because it’s hard to turn down fun when you see a bunch of people playin’…..

So for the sake of professional titty drops…the bigger, the sloppier, the better.

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2022

10

Nov

Around the Clock Weirdness and Other TikThots on Youtube of the Day

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She Loves Fall

Creeper Beach Walk

Deep Stretch

Shaving Eyebrows for Dad Prank

Getting the Dick Suck

Body Shaming the Skinny Bitch

Ginger Sisters

Workout Shorts

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

10

Nov

Jordyn Jones Ass in the Mirror with a Friend of the Day

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I really don’t know if these pics of Jordyn Jones are new or old, because it’s hard to keep track of some fetal alcohol syndrome looking inbred baby from white trash Michigan, who got big on social media because she was on a child dance show, which creeps me the fuck out.

I figure if picture of her half naked come my way, I might as well post them up, because someone out there clearly likes her now adult ass doing semi adult content, because she’s either a pervert, exhibitionist, or it pays her more than trying to do traditional mainstream brand deals….or product lines or acting and singing, that’s work….when you can just take 3 pics of you dance ass in a thong and call it a day.

Clearly it’s working out for her, she has a Lamborghini….and other cars, because it is the era of rewarding retards if they get naked enough and I’m not sure that’s really that bad of a thing, since I don’t mind looking at her ass that she’s putting out there to get paid on, especially when it is free.

I don’t know who her friend is, but I figure getting more involved is part of the OnlyFans hustle, there’s an ecosystem the relies on pay pigs who pay for this shit to keep them all going, so sharing their loser cuck subscribers to increase there earnings is a logical hustle….

The business of selling boring pics of ass has some nuances, some complexity, but it’s still not an actual job.

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2022

10

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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In a life that should be a constant vacation, all laid back by the pool, cooking under the sun, cocktails and titties, rocking that sense of adventure, that lust for life, that seeing new things, that answer to no one, with no responsibilities, turning off your brain to cruise….stress free and filled with fun….

But that isn’t any of those things because the system is rigged and designed to keep everyone miserable….

So tanlines are a nice reminder of what you are working for, slutty half naked exhibitionist girls with tanlines….or what you are going to sell everything you own to live on a 5000 dollar boat and eat fish only to launch a youtube channel about your throwing in the towel on the lie that is the slave life they force on us….where you become a multi-millionaire, who can re-enter society the right way….as a rich person….with a personal brand and engaged audience who finance your existence….

Which is why I bring you the tanlines….a little aspirational pussy to keep you motivated.

I’m like Tony Robbins up in here, sucking at life SO you don’t have to.

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2022

10

Nov

Shaving on the Bus and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Modern Shopping

New Hampshire Beauty Pageant Won by a Dude

Armed Robbery at the Vape Store ends with a “Just Joking”…..

Robber Hits the Glass…

Florida is LIT

Climate Activist Plants Trees in Protest…

Climate Activist Vandalizes Art in Protest….because they are Narcissists Trying to Viral…

Shoot out in the American Streets

Dunkin Tranny

Car in the River….

He’s got a Magic Trick

Fight Fail for Equality

Beach TRICKS

Bra For Biden

She identified as Blind – So Some Friendly Psychopath Helped her Go blind..

Angry at the Drive Thru

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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When I watch a movie, I want so badly for the main character to be a hot chick, so that I connect with her, so that I want her to win, because when she’s ugly, I just don’t care what happens to her and I shut the fuck down…

When I watch horror movies, it’s all the more important for the chick to be a hot chick that I don’t want to see die, to keep me engaged in the content, because if she’s an ugly chick, I’m rooting for her to die.

The problem with the world, NOT enough hot chicks, they are out there, but not being utilized the way they should be…

And remember you are the slave class, the system is rigged, and not to favor you, so start your own off grid community somewhere, CULT LIFE baby….and make sure there’s not internet, because that shit brain washes dudes to cut off their dicks..KEEP YOUR DICKS….even if the hormones in the food, the propaganda and subliminal messaging, your doctor, therapist, friends and peers, anti-depreessants, and thee voices in your head tell you to cut it off….you estrogen filled cuck.

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Paige Spiranac Warns Her Audience of the Scammers with her Boobs!
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Rihanna at her Lingerie Fashion Show
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Chantel Jeffries in a Skimpy Body Suit
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Jennifer Aniston Strips Down for Allure
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Olivia Dunne the NIL TikTok Star for LSU Makes 7 Figures a year for this Racy Content
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Katherine McNamara’s Bikini Selfie
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Florence Pugh’s See Through at the Airport
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Science Facts to Blow Your Mind
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Salma Hayek Busty Behind the Scenes
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Anya Taylor Joy on the Red Carpet
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Andie MacDowell NAKED
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Hailee Steinfeld is Hot in her New Music Video
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Horrifying Hockey Injury
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You Can Own E.T.
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Norm MacDonald Says Funny Dirty Joke – When he Was ALive
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How Nuclear will Disrupt the World’s Power Grid
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Why Nuclear Waste Isn’t Shot into Space
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Sean Penn Gives his Oscar to Zelensky…
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Johnny Depp Walks Rihanna’s Fashion Show
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Alvin Kamara’s Assault Video Released!
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A Meteor Breaking Up in the Sky
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Daschund and Tortoise Play Soccer
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Laughing Kokkaburras
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Annitta Performs in her Thong
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NFL Player’s Father-in-Law Sold Powerball Ticket
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Muhammed Ali Describing his Childhood is Funny
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Otter Reacts to Bubbles
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Dr Pepper Fan Taste Tests Bootleg Doctor Pepper
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Old man and his Pet Chicken
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Kelsea Ballerini in a Tight Dress Looking Hot and Country
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Creepy and Skinny Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Olivia Wild in Leggigns
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Mariah Carey’s Got her Belly Out
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The Culpo Sisters – Attention Seeking
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Lindsay Lohan in her Clown Outfit
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Ashley Tisdale in Sweatpants
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Carre Underwood Legs in Concert
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Marion Cotillard Tits Out in Magazine
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Irina Shayk – Russian Spy at an Event
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Natasha Lyonne Looking Nutty
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Olivia Culpo At an Event
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Anya Taylor Joy in Black
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From stepSMUT!!

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A Couple of Buds Masturbating Together
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Pale Titties
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Pussy Spreadering
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Pretty Intense Chick with Writing On her
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Trashy Girls Naked
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Naked Curves
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She is girl, she is a Masturbating
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Nude Emily
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Naked Silver
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We’ve Got a Pussy Spreader
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Hot Reddit Amateur with the Big Tits
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Dildo Riding Momma
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Busty Blonde Tit Jiggle Fuck
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Masturbating Hottie
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Another Dildo Riding Momma
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Friendly Game of Pool
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What did the Hand Say to the Face
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Casual Beach Dildo
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Always Be Prepared
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Big Ol Toy
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Nakaed in the Surf
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She’s a Girl Masturbating
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Amateur Dick in Mouth
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Funny Face Masturbating
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FIGHT NIGHT
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Amateur Dick in Mouth
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Big Tits Masturbating
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

09

Nov

Possible Selena Public Urination Gomez of the Day

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There’s a rumor that this is Crazy Girl Selena Gomez who is normalizing being a Crazy Girl with her being a Crazy Girl all jacked on meds, not realizing that is how they CONTROL people, you know tell them that they are crazy when they are throwing tantrums or feeling sad, and put them on mind numbing pills to keep them half retarded…..brilliant strategy especially when you have so much money invested in the puppet…

So the rumor is that this is from one of her nude leaks, LITERALLY….

FINALLY I got to PUN as someone who HATES puns….

I am sure I’ve posted it before, but can you really see it too often….a celebrity rich kid brat who is a puppet to the industry peeing in a cup…pretty fucking legendary….especially in an era where people get turned on by being or seeing girls pee like a bunch of grade schoolers playing “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”, you mentally stunted fucks!

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