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2013

08

Oct

The Most Offensive Medical Procedure Video You Will See Ever of the DAy

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This is the most offensive, yet amazing video you will probably ever see.

I didn’t want to post it, but couldn’t help but post it, it like sucked me in and made me do it in all the amazingness….because let’s face it…it’s next fucking level….in all fucking ways…

Who is this mystery woman…how did this happen…why did they film it…was it a joke by the doctors who love shit like this….so many questions from a video that says more than we really ever needed….

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2013

08

Oct

Mariah Carey’s Bra Pic Selfie of the DAy

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I like to think this is the best use for Mariah Carey in the last decade….a little bra selfie like she was a teen girl trying to fit in amongst he friends..by recruiting more followers on her instagram…because she takes the hottest pics…

I mean without her face or mom belly….and a solid focus on her bustiness…it’s like it isn’t Mariah Carey at all, making this whole experience all the more tolerable…you know it keeps things untainted by pre existing anger, hatred and emotions….

I kinda like her better when she lost her mind, but any girl seeking some male attention via homemade erotica…is good enough for me…

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2013

08

Oct

Padma Lakshmi in Her Bikini of the Day

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Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…

The cooking is just a sideline scam to get into the hearts of billionaire cock/sperm to get it to fill the emptiness in her soul…with a baby that will provide her with a solid income and life of luxury she feels like she deserves…

When really, she belongs in the Kitchen of the local Bombay Palace all you can eat Indian buffet…working the Butter Chicken station…but being in a bikini, even at 40 and a mom, isn’t so bad either…

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2013

08

Oct

Looking for Ashley Greene’s Upper Lip of the Day

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This is my kind of scavenger hunt…I call it looking for Ashley Greene’s upper lip…where could it be…I mean did her wonky overrated face ever even have an upper lip…or did she leave it at some casting after aggressively giving the producer a blow job to get the job…I mean maybe it’s on one of the Jonas brother’s dick next to their promise ring bullshit…so many options…all involve her being a hooker…you know how these Florida girls who go Hollywood…hustle….

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2013

08

Oct

Nicki Minaj Posted Fun Pics on Instagram of the Day

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Nicki Minaj posted some old bikini pics from her instragram past…that I figure I’ll repost too..because despite her being the single most annoying fabricated pop act to being contrived by the record label to fill the void in the market for a need for a black Lady Gaga…with music that may make you want to either kill her or yourself every time you hear her nonsense…she does have a hot urban body that is politically correct for big fat ass…that she likes to show off…half naked…for attention and I endorse that behavior…even if I’ve seen these pics before…sometimes it is nice to re-live the past…even though it would be easy for her to take new pics…it just requires a mirror…a very big mirror…

Here’s a video…she posted…of her booty…

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2013

08

Oct

Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Sylvie Van Der Vaart is…but I know it doesn’t matter…at all because she’s in a bikini and her backstory is one I don’t really care to hear…as far as I’m concerned she is an untouched virgin who was sent here for my enjoyment…it allows me to appreciate her without hating her for the obvious attention whoring gold digging / gold mining reasons…that aren’t her fault, but the fault of society who have made pretty much every single girl that way…

Either way, nice tan….

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2013

08

Oct

Nude Scene from Masters of Sex of the Day

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I am really starting to appreciate the direction TV is taking…there was a time when I was growing up that I could only get off to music videos, Baywatch, figure skating, or late night infomercials…but now TV is like pornography, even the sitcoms make blow job jokes, because the internet has distorted the world to make them start thinking a little more like me, making me think that there is still hope in this horrible world…hope that people will lighten up…and that one day…a mainstream advertiser will advertise on my site…so that I can afford the private jet I always wanted….

This is Nicholle Tom and Simone Carter…in some show called Masters of Sex…that seems pretty amazing….

Posted in:HBOobs|NSFW

2013

08

Oct

Miley Cyrus in a Tame Photoshoot for her Album of the Day

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I can’t go a day without a Miley Cyrus update…I just think she’s the greatest thing to happen to pop music, and really the world….she looks good…she has it all figured out…and she’s playing the world like the puppets we are…making us wonder if she’s lost her mind…making her old fans shocked that she’s showing nipple…all while giving me exactly everything I’ve ever wanted…She’s a dream…a little wonky, probably annoying and a brat, but so good at packaging herself and making herself relevant that I can see past all that and appreciate her for what she is…

What I am not into is how tame these pics of her are…I expect more from her…I mean even her TV appearances are more naked…but since I am all about everything Miley…I’ll post them.

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2013

08

Oct

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini in Dubai of the Day

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Tulisa Contostavlos used to be a lot fatter than this…so I guess looking at her in a bikini is better than it was years ago…but I am more into her for the blow job video she released and pretended she didn’t release by going the extra mile and suing her ex boyfriend they pretended released it…a video that made her shitty pop music career become a hosting gig next to Simon Cowell…reminding us all what Kim Kardashian taught us and that’s getting naked on the internet opens up the floodgates of opportunity…so girls if you need someone to consult you on your videos before you release them..I am your guy…totally ready for it…

She’s probably a horrible person, but in pictures…I can handle her…

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2013

08

Oct

Classy Mom in her Classy House Acting Classy of the Day

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Here’s a video of a disgusting house…I mean unless you like ghetto drop ceilings like shit was a mental institution and feel it is the future of luxury living…because it is all your ghetto welfare check can afford…

Featuring some disgusting woman with a very lovely tone to her voice and classiness in her vocabulary…that may make you wonder if this is just performing art part of her master’s thesis in poetry….as she loses her shit…like she was at Walmart and they just ran out of Ramen noodles she feeds her family with….

I mean, if you can focus on what she’s saying, and not be distracted by her impeccable housekeeping… garbage everywhere….

The scary thing is that this is how the majority of people live…and act…the American Dream….reminds me of a 1950s sitcom family…gone horribly horribly wrong….

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