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2013

25

Sep

The New Miley Eiza Gonzalez in Glamour of the Day

Remember Miley was engaged at 12 to some dude who was using her to increase his profile, cuz Hannah Montana fans are loyal as shit…and will buy anything Miley Touches, even used condoms she used with black dudes…provided she used condoms…which she doesn’t because no one ever does….

Well, his name was Liam something, he was from Australia, he cheated on Miley with January Jones, because that’s just how bad Miley is in bed, she’ll drive you to fuck some single mother pushing 50….and this is his new pussy.

Her name is Eiza González…I am going to assume she’s Hispanic, I am also going to assume she’s milking the celebrity cock as hard as she can so that he keeps on making her a household name…it helps her career…and here she is in Glamous…being as Glamourous as a sloppy second, bottom feeding, using Miley in the most convoluted way, mooch can be…

She’s boring….I like her INSTAGRAM better….

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2013

25

Sep

Amanda Seyfried on Set in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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I used to be a fan of Amanda Seyfried. I thought it was interesting that a girl who was so boring in paparazzi pics…could be so naked in all her obscure movie roles, while being so lame in all her mainstream Disney feel good bullshit movies…It’s like she’d book some shit where she’d be dating someone dying of cancer, all jacked up with emotions, then play some lesbian with huge tits who liked getting fisted in some other shit…

From being naked in LOVELACE and CHLOE ….I mean I was into it…

I used to send Lindsay Lohan messages telling her she’s been replaced in my heart by a new girl…Amanda…from Mean Girls…to which Lindsay Lohan would say “I hate that bitch”…probably for unrelated reasons….

But then Amanda Seyfried let Justin Long fuck her…and not even by accident…like they are in a relationship…the Mac Guy…making her bikini on set hard to jerk off to…since I am the kind of guy who judges a girl by the dudes she’s fucked…always.

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2013

25

Sep

Kristen Stewart Wearing a Bra on Set of the Day

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Skinny, boring, robot, inbred freak who was probably touched by her dad that’s why she always seems so sad, Kristen Stewart, is filming a movie, where she is probably cheating on whoever she’s dating, with the director, because that’s just what broken girls do, they stay broken…and she’s in a bikini on set…leaving us with very little to say about this bitch, because that’s just the kind of impact she has on the world, a whole lot of nothing, even if she makes a lot of money and is half naked, she’s about as inspiring as a pile of dog shit…

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2013

25

Sep

Nicole Richie is Hot in her Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Richie has built herself from the ground up into a girl who I want to have sex with…and I am not just saying that because I am a fan of hers, in fact she is not a fan of the site and for that reason alone I must hate her…

More importantly, I am not really a fan of vapid little spoiled cunts who are rude to people they think are below them and who act accordingly…at least I wasn’t a fan of that at the time I met Nicole Richie…back when she didn’t look like this thanks to not having all the plastic surgery…but I am a fan of it now…because it is entertaining and looks like this…

Meaning, I can put up with a lot of shit from a bitch, unless she’s fat, in which case I have no patience for it…

And mom of 2, old as fuck, Nicole Richie is hotter now than when she started out as Lionel Richie’s fake daughter cuz her real parents didn’t want her, so she rode Paris Hilton’s coat tails because she was the one with a personality, which is confusing…if you don’t factor in modern science…something we can all agree we are happy exists…at least in Nicole Richie’s case…I mean look at the before pics and tell me this isn’t awesome…

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2013

25

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Titties Live of the Day

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Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey…

But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her…

The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit…

The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need…

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2013

25

Sep

Nicki Minaj Showing Some Big Bottom Boob of the Day

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Nicki Minaj loves her tits…and I guess so do I…but not because they are tits and tits are awesome…but because they aren’t her singing, or rapping, or whatever that circus fucking performance her record label has contrived for her…You know make a Black Gaga…pull some girl out of Drama school and fabricate this nonsense into a celebrity…and once she’s a celebrity…let her try to get attention and retain celebrity with her massive fucking tits…it’s a good strategy…for someone who likes tits and doesn’t like listening to this bitch make noise…at least when in instagram pics…

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2013

25

Sep

Nathalie Emmanuel’s Bare Ass Through the Bushes of the Day

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I can’t confirm or deny that these are pics of Nathalie Emmanuel on set of Game of Thrones totally naked…showing off her some hot looking’ ass…because I have no idea who Nathalie Emmanuel is as I am the one person in the world who has never seen Game of Trhones, that nerd shit just confuses me with the whole sci/fi fantasy nonsense….but I am sure I’ve posted some of the NUDE SCENES FROM CABLE for you to cross reference…but more importantly, who cares if these are legit pics of some low level actress, they are a girl’s ass from a spy vantage point through the bushes and that’s awesome for a peeping’ tom like me…

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2013

25

Sep

Helen Flanagan Does FHM of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is in FHM France, and you’d expect that being FHM France, there would be more nipple…partially because even the kids shows in france have topless bitches in them…but also because this Helen Flanagan chick is all about her tits…

She’s so about her tits that she left a secondary role in a soap opera, which is a big gig for the average person, to be a titty model who has only really shown her nipples officially ONE TIME and that one time was magical…

Who really knows what her hustle is, what her cry for attention is, why she wants to be Glamour Model when she was already in an acting job, but more importantly, who knows why I even know who Helen Falangan is…

Here are her FHM pics…

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2013

25

Sep

Singing Polish Fish of the DAy

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This is probably the best video…that has ever been created…it’s the kind of thing you can guarantee Lady Gaga will rip off and turn into a dress for her next award show appearance…because Lady Gaga is a hack…but more importantly…because singing dead fish are the fucking future of all things good.

This is a little higher dead fish concept than the guy I know who used to fuck the fish he caught before serving it to his family and friends…

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2013

25

Sep

Irina Shayk in Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

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Irina Shayk reminds us like so many pop-up ads on the internet…that Russia is a good place to find some of the hottest fucking girls in the world…for no real reason other than those Commie bastards killed off the uglies while conditioning their people to be the first in Space travel, the first in Olympic Medals, and the first in rationed toilet paper…

Here she is posing for some lingerie company…in lingerie…looking not as hot as she has looked in other shoots…but still the kind of girl I’d buy in exchange for citizenship..and companionship…if my fat wife wasn’t always standing in the fucking way….

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