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2013

20

Sep

Helen Flanagan for NUTS of the Day

Helen Flanagan is really taking this Glamour Model shit seriously…In case you don’t follow Helen Flanagan’s career, she was a TV star on some syndicated UK show, and decided “shit this TV thing is boring, real girls with big tits, do lad mags, date soccer players and are loved by the the UK reality TV scene”…which for some reason seemed more strategic for her, which works for me, because like every girl who is under 23, she’s got huge tits, thanks to hormones in the food, and huge tits, especially when posted like this…are good times…I assume her play is to be the next Kate Upton, you know another fat girl who isn’t quite fat yet, getting paid and masturbated to by many, and I guess I like that hustle…enough to post it….even if I am more into her booty…

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2013

20

Sep

Bregje Heinen in Some Lingerie for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

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The fascinating thing about Bregje Heinen is that she looks so good even though trying to pronounce her name sounds so fucking bad…like an old Jewish lady chocking on a bagel with no water to wash it down screaming for help…with more whining, vomiting, and throat clearing, but really like all girls I fuck with, they don’t actually have names….other the ones I give them to catalog them based on how good they look naked…but hanging with her you’d still have to hear Bregje Heinen all the fucking time, so it’s better to just look at her in pics….seriously…better…almost amazing better…

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2013

20

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Catalog Round Up of the Day

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Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and the one who was rumored to have banged Bieber…the one engaged to Maroon 5…and one who I assume dated Leonardo Dicaprio…did what they do and stripped down into their underwear like they are paid to do…like strippers with more legitimacy in society…and here are the pics…

The funny thing in all this is that these are just scans from the catalog, that you could have seen if you are still on the mailing list getting the catalog, or more importantly still masturbating to the Victoria’s Secret catalog despite all the porn available to you, which in and of itself is weird as fuck…but here’s the september catalog like it matters anyway…cuz I’ll look at half naked girls, who are paid millions and photoshopped, to give me unrealistic expectations from other girls…who will undoubtedly disappoint me when they get naked because they aren’t bikini models…..if you know what I mean…

CLICK MORE TO SEE ALL THE PICS…There’s 100 of them…I posted the whole fucking catalog yo’…

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2013

20

Sep

Lea Michele’s Sad Face of the Day

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I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again.

Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card.

I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie…

That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much.

TO SEE PICS OF THIS WIDOW IN TRAINING WEARING SHORT SHORTS SHOWING OFF LEGS CLICK HERE

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2013

20

Sep

Lea Michele’s Sad Face of the Day

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I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again.

Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card.

I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie…

That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much.

TO SEE PICS OF THIS WIDOW IN TRAINING WEARING SHORT SHORTS SHOWING OFF LEGS CLICK HERE

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2013

20

Sep

Kate Moss See Thru Shirt of the Day

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Kate Moss is my favorite…I love her and I always will…her use of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams…

Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I am so curious what her well traveled vagina smells like..after all the unprotected sex with rockstars…seriously…

She’s a coke loving, sex loving, mom, who always shows off her tits…and she’s skinny and top quality…even if her vagina tells a different story…

What’s not to love….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and some more CLICK HERE

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2013

20

Sep

Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes Kinda Naked for LOVE of the Day

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Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes are in LOVE magazine…and they are pretty hot…I don’t know which one is which because I have facial recognition blindness…but that doesn’t mean I would try to ejaculate on both their faces…if given the chance…it just means I wouldn’t know which one is which…

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2013

20

Sep

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is an amazing example of how ridiculous the world is…the fact that she’s famous, or people are interested in her…or watching her stripper trash life that should be in porn, and that will be in porn, just as soon as this stupid hype dies down, is beyond me…she’s got stupid fake tits, she’s clearly pushing 30, but she’s not fat, and she puts herself out there, cuz it is better than giving lap dances for 10 dollars a song…

Here she is continuing to cry for attention….

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2013

20

Sep

Alyson Hannigan in a Bikini of the Day

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She wasn’t hot 10 years ago, so she’s sure as not hot now that she’s had a couple of kids…so rocking’ her bikini may not make sense to the average person…but at least she’s not fat…even if she’s disgusting..

She’s the bootleg Lindsay Lohan from the same era….who couldn’t get fucked by the cast of Buffy, except when they were drunk…

Apparently, no one has told her she’s got no fucking sex appeal, known for using a flute to masturbate and band camp while being the girl no one want to see masturabte…

Now in a bikini…YAY

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2013

20

Sep

Sophie Simmons Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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Well this is almost unfortunate…Sophie Simmons…from the Gene Simmons show…who only gets fucked by Gene Simmons fans who love everything he’s marketed to them so much that they’ll eat up even the lowest grade shit KISS Puts out…that’s the kind of loyalty they have…and she’s in a bikini…large as fuck in a bikini…but for some reason that big fat ass is round and not as disgusting as it should be…and for some weird reason I want it to suffocate me…I guess I”m giving into the genetically modified food era and loving me some thickness…whatever…

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