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2013

23

Sep

Sophie Simmons is a Secret Internet Fatty of the DAy


Last week I posted SOPHIE SIMMONS FAT IN A BIKINI …because for some reason despite her fatness, I was kinda digging it…

Historically I hate fat girls, especially the one I married, and I am only into skinny, half dead looking corpses or fit chicks…while sloppy fat just makes me disgusted by their laziness…especially when you have Gene Simmons money and can afford to pay someone to cook for you and kick your ass in the gym….there’s no excuse…making her laziness even more ugly…but I still liked it…

Well after some research I call google, I saw these pics she posted to her social media and I can’t help but laugh at how relevant they are…you see she’s a fat chick according to the paparazzi shots of her, but in her selfies she’s all stretched out and at the right angles…manages to pull off not fat…reminding us of the SECRET INTERNET FATTIES and the fact that girls know their angles…and can trick us into their web of miserable lies…and whether I want in on this bitch fat or not….doesn’t matter…the fact remains she tried to trick the world…and here’s her David Copperfield Illusion….that happens everyday #nofilter.

Posted in:Sophie Simmons

2013

23

Sep

Paris Hilton’s Intense Bathing Suit for the Internet of the Day

Paris Hilton is a polluted pile of shit…who is old, who was beat by an Armenian at her own game, even though historically Armenians don’t win, that was an Armenian genocide by the Turks joke, making me wonder just how useless Paris Hilton might be…remembering that like most rich girls…she’s totally fucking useless…but the one thing she did excel at was getting naked and fucked while high…and distributing it to the world..landing a TV show where she played a half retard…and for some reason, a reason I call marketing and the general public being full retard it worked for her, even though she didn’t really need it to, because she has more money than god and this was all just a cry for attention…

Well now she’s old, well rested, and still up to her “Look at me antics”…and sometimes I don’t mind looking at her, because ultimately, what she did and what she represents is pretty fucking funny, and far more entertaining than so many socialite twats in their tennis whites before her….it’s like she revolutionized rich kids and said “It’s okay to be gutter trash, we have trust funds”…and I am into that…Own your herpes…and buy for friends…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

23

Sep

Isabelli Fontana for Morena Rosa Beach of the Day

Isabelli Fontana is some old Brazilian model who has been in the game for a long time….her most important work being lingerie modelling for Victoria’s Secret at 16, letting the world know Victoria’s Secret, the evil empire, is built on perversion, no matter how hard they photoshop out the nipples and pussy definition in their catalogs for their Christians….

Here she is at 30, still looking good, even though she’s a mom and 30…modelling bikinis…

Posted in:Isabelli Fontana

2013

23

Sep

Katy Perry Twerk of the Day

Katy Perry was on stage with the master of Twerk, Academy Award Winning, Juicy J….the guy who is giving girls a 50,000 dollar scholarship if they win his twerk contest…and she decided to twerk awkwardly on stage with him like she wasn’t some uncoordinated white girl from a Christian background with no fucking soul…and all it reminds me of is when she was fucking black dudes in Gym Class Heroes to meet the right people to get her first record deal back when she was some LA hipster slut sleeping her way to this level of fame…you see everyone fixates on the white guys she’s had sex with, but no one talks about the black cock she’s had…and I think we need to put a little bit more attention on that…it’s one of those forget Kim Kardashian was a pornstar to get here situations…or even less interesting….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2013

23

Sep

The Emmy Awards Happened and We Have All The Pics of the Day

I know I technically have a celebrity blog and that I should be live blogging the Emmys or even figuring out a way into the Emmys, but ultimately, I don’t own a TV and more importantly, I don’t give a fuck about TV, or celebrities, or award shows that they created for themselves to celebrate themselves further even though they’ve already won at life, I find the whole thing obnoxious and boring, and worst of all I thought this shit happened last weekend…

I also think that these bitches in their gowns isn’t glamourous, or attractive, and if anything their are way hotter girls who aren’t at the fucking EMMYs and they are a little more interesting to masturbate to, because don’t think they are more important than they fucking are…

Acting is a joke, Hollywood is a lie, it’s all fucking garbage and they should all die. That’s my poem for the day….and even though I hate the EMMYS….

WE DO HAVE ALL THE PICS OF EVERYTHING EMMY SO TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE if entitled whores who have fucked their way to a place where they can be egotistical whiny cunts is your thing….

Posted in:Emmy's

2013

23

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some weekends involve getting girls to tell you what number they are on the vagina charts:

Other weekends involve you telling girls what number they are on the vagina chart…because you have a better vantage point with your tongue fully penetrating them…

I am going to assume your weekend had nothing to do with interacting with girls…but the good news is I don’t care about your weekend…I am too busy washing the fishy smell off mine…

Here are some morning links…

Worst Emmy Speech Ever…
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Here’s your Lex Luthor…
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10 Bike Fail Gifs..
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Some Hot Fuckin’ Girls in Some Hot Fucking Clothes…
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Some Big Fucking Tits…
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10 Worst Dressed Girls at the Emmy…
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Kate Upton is a Flip Cup Pro…with a Gut
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What if You Stopped Sleeping
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Lucy Hale in Self Magazine
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Some Import Model of the Day….
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Daft Punk Get Lucky Mario Paint Cover….
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Millions..maybe even Billions of Babes all Naked and Shit…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with being an old as fuck borderline pervert is that when you fuck with 20 year old girls…there’s a chance that when you meet their mom’s in passing when they are trying to piss off her parents…that you’ve fucked her before…forcing you to do the math to make sure your new girlfriend isn’t your accident you were never told about…making the whole thing erotic, confusing, disgusting, and amazing…it’s like shit Mrs, didn’t we meet at a KRS ONE concert in 1995?…the good news is you can always Deny til you Die….

On that note…Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Louis CK On Cell Phones
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The Spice Girls Used to Tongue Each Other
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19 Celebrities and Their Pornstar Dopplegangers
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Courtney Stodden’s Novelty Tits are Funny
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17 Pics You Need to Really Look at to Understand…
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Some Hungarian Babe
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Mily Cyrus Pantsless
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Girl Boxing Tit Slip
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Emmanuelle Chriqui in Tight Jeans!
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Stephen King Hates Kubrick’s The Shinning
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Today in Natalie Portman in a TUbe Top
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Some Hot Slut Named Alesha
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Izabel Goulart is in a Tight Dress and Amazing…
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I’d Like To Do More Than Kiss Sophie’s Ass
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Britney Spears is Probably a Retard
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Selena Gomez Sultry….
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Guy Hammers With BAre Hands
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Tank
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The6 Worst Characters on TV
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Emily Ratajkowski All Famous and Shit…
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Dresses That Never Looked Happier
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Courtney Stodden’s Ass Looks Pretty Beat Up. I Wonder Why
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Cate Blanchett Directing her First Movie
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Lucy Hale in Self
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This Truck Doesn’t GIve a FUck
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Selena Gomez Looking Busty and Slutty in Concert
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The Worst Scarlett Johansson Pic You Will See Today
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Today in WTF Pics
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Some Chick Named Daria Protsenko Topless and Hot
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PUG VIDEO OF THE DAY! I LOVE PUGS
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Amy Markham’s Got Serious TIts
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Hot Bitches from the Past
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Billy Ray Cyrus. Parenting FAIL!
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In Case You Missed it Here’s a DrunkenStepfather Photoshoot
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5 Dogs a Cat and a Duck Come for Food
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I want to Bang Charlize Theron Like SHe Banged Everyone in Hollywood to Get Where she IS
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Bearded John Hamm
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Alexa Vega Big Tits
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So Many Hot as Fuck Redheads
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I Love Gene Simmon’s Daughter’s Fat Ass
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagram Pics of the Week
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Gisele Bundchen’s Tight Dress
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Pornstarification
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Dina Lohan is Gonna Lose Her House – But At Least They Won’t Take Her Dignity…
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Natasha Barnard in Lingerie
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Slutty Girls in Slutty Clothes…at the Only Clothing Store You Can Jerk Off To…Cuz of the Nipples….
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So Many Girls Getting Down on Cam!
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Biker Eats His Wife’s Tampon….
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Some Shitty Lesbians
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Some Hot Busty Chick….Being Hot and Busty
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Japanese Fisting!
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Who Ordered the Ass Platter
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Blonde in the Changing Room
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Remy Lacroix’s Aweosme Ass Doing Yoga Nude
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Indian Girls Bathing…
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Big Vagina of the Day
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Huge Cam Tits
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Weird Boob Flash
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Sep

Ariel Rebel and the stepGIRLS Hot in American Apparel of the Day

We got a few of our amazing stepGIRLS and Ariel Rebel together for a photoshoot at Notorious Barbershop….where I didn’t technically get to shave any legs or vaginas…but I did with my fucking mind…

The girls are wearing the ALWAYS HOT SHEER AND EROTIC AMERICAN APPAREL ….and very little else…

It was a hot hot night I still masturbate to…and here are some of the pics…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

20

Sep

Miranda Kerr Supporting her “Husband” of the Day

The story is that Miranda Kerr is supporting her Husband, Orlando Bloom’s Broadway Debut, like she actually cares about Orlando Bloom, and their marriage, because apparently, at least according to a few insiders I know, she’s a total cunt, and she fucks all kinds of dudes, and the whole marriage was a stepping stone and a marketing play for the Victoria’s Secret people, until she got cocky with getting the cock…from some very high profile tweens, so they had to fire her…but it’s all rumorrs right, rumours I totally believe…a hell of a lot more than her going to actually support her man…who I hear she never even sees…

Don’t believe the lies the media is feeding you, believe the guy who calls himself DrunkenStepfather….

TO SEE PICS OF THIS HOOKER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

20

Sep

Broken Arm Arm Wrestler Breaks Other Arm of the Day

If the sound of bones snapping grosses you out…you may not want to watch this..

If the sound of bones snapping on a girl already in cast makes you laugh because it reminds you how idiotic people can be…you may want to watch this…because the comedy in this shit is gold if you have the stomach to handle the sound of this fail…

Posted in:Videos