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2013

23

Sep

Farrah Abraham Gets Her Vagina Cast of the Day

Anyone with a brain probably hates Farrah Abraham…for not having a brain…but I think she’s lovely…ever since I first heard about her SEX TAPE and realized this broken reality star, nympho teen mom, who likes anal and squirting, because she’s broken, nymph teen mom, looking for more attention, I knew she was special…

Here her insane video…with quotes like “People are going to jack off to me…it’s crazy”…. or “I need the Anal part to be longer” or “I was in this position when giving birth to my daughter”….or “The anus and the vagina area…” while getting her pussy and asshole moulded for a sex doll you can buy to fuck because your life is just that shitty….makes me happy…

Watch the clip…it’s nuts…at least nuts in terms of how shameless she is…she’s owning this and it’s good…

To see her squirting in her sex tape….in a DrunkenStepfather.com Exclusive from May…. CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Sep

Tina Fey Nipple Slip of the Day

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I didn’t watch the Emmy Awards, but can assume they suck…at least based on ALL THE PICS I SAW OF THE SHIT it seemed like a lot of overrated, average looking twats, trying to look their best, celebrating themselves and their bullshit careers of playing make-belief…that require very little talent…but with the right marketing makes the general public think they matter and are important…

But it turns out Tina Fey, the master of TV writing, wrote in a way to keep shit a little more interesting that it obviously was, with her nipple, because as a mom, with below average looks, showing nipple really isn’t a big deal, and it keeps people interested int eh shit for another hour hoping some other slip will happen again…

Tina Fey did it to save TV..or people’s interest in it…even though none of this shit matters…especially not Tina Fey’s nipple…a nipple that I’m not against seeing, but that I never ever wanted to see…I’m more into her face scar….

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2013

23

Sep

Scarlett Johansson in a Bra of the DAy

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Scarlett Johansson is a sloppy ditch pig who has always been seriously overrated when it comes to her looks and acting capabilities…so it makes me wonder why they would showcase her half naked…dumpy body…that even at 20 was tight or awesome…in a bra in the trailer of some shitty movie…but it happened motherfuckers…it happened and this is the screenshot of it…not very exciting to me, probably very exciting to Scarlett Johansson fans…and I guess that’s what they are riding on…you know milk this cow like the cow she is until it’s too late and you have to put her to pasture…a day that is coming soon…but not soon enough…or as soon as you’re going to come to these pics..you strange strange pervert who can’t let go of the past…yes I am talking to you Ryan Reynolds…stop reliving the ex wife, you have your own pics of her in your private folder on your computer to fap to for old times….

Here is the trailer…

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2013

23

Sep

Monica Bellucci See Through On Set of the Day

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If you ask any Italian guy who he thinks the hottest woman is…he will likely say Monica Bellucci, because she’s their flagship Italian pussy…I mean that or “My none’s spaghetti sauce”…because that’s just how Italians think while taking construction bribes from politicians, running drugs, watching soccer, and wearing really skimpy bathing suit bottoms in public, cuz bro, it’s european style bro…

I think she’s old, fat, but her big tits are not removed due to breast cancer yet, and she’s on set showing off her nipples all wet like it was the 90s…like my Italian brothers, I got no real complaints when it comes to this…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Sep

Miley Cyrus’ Ridiculous Dress of the Day

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I can’t get enough Miley, even if the rest of her think she’s some over-exposed, entitled spoiled brat cunt who has taken the key people in hip hop and turned them into some candy coated, hostess twinkie, motherfuckers who are all soft and not gangster, because they do beats for Disney stars, and not fake gangabangers…because those people don’t realize the entire music industry is a fucking lie…

Her body, may not be all that exciting, you may think it is similar to what Bieber would look like in a mesh dress with Pasties, but you know that there is a vagina under all this bullshit, and that vagina is probably really annoying to hang out with, probably very stretched out by the hip hop cock it has groupied on, very expensive and annoying because it’s had everything handed to it all these years, but still worth fucking visiting if you had the fucking chance…

I think she’s hot, and there’s a reason she’s number 1 on Youtube and the charts and all that shit…I mean it’s pop music, it’s always gonna suck, it might as well suck half naked…literally.

To SEE ALL THE SLUTS AT THIS iHeartRadio Event….. CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Sep

Some New Emilty Ratajkowski Topless from CR of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski was in some naked orgy for fashion and I posted the pics a month ago HERE ….

THese two pics came out recently, and they have been emailed to me at least 4 times, which is a lot for me, since the only email I ever get is SPAM…because SPAM and Nigerian Kings are my only friends…

And everyone is asking the same question…how did Emrata get so famous, and are these her real tits…

I mean everyone talks about this girl now….and she hasn’t done anything but get naked…that is almost insane…if she didn’t look so good naked…

I don’t know if these are her real tits but I wouldn’t mind inspecting them with my mouth to determine whether they were…

She’s lovely as fuck and her hustle is on point, aspiring fame whores…take notes cuz this babe did it right….

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2013

23

Sep

Dancing Security Guard of the Day

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I guess not all rent-a-cops are power tripping shit heads who didn’t pass police academy, and some of them are just doing the job because they either can’t get work elsewhere, or because they don’t want the pressure of having a real job…or maybe just maybe dude was an aspiring back-up dancer for Shaggy or Sean Paul or Shabba Ranks…or maybe just maybe this Twerk thing is really raping the mainstream…and Jamaican dancehall dancing has hit everyone from pop stars to old white dudes and fat jack black impersonators….topless in yellow shorts…either way…it’s a good thing….people need to dance more…

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2013

23

Sep

Miley Cyrus Major Cameltoe of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is pretty major right now…or at least her camel toe is…

Everyone’s talking about Miley and I guess her vagina is getting jealous…

It’s saying stop focusing her on her ass and how weird it looks when it attempts to twerk…or how small it is despite her decision to become the poster girl for the mainstream of twerk…and look at me…because I’m what actually matters…I am what you can ejaculate inside and K-Fed..which is something I am sure most people who stick their dick in Miley are hoping for..I mean that or the chance to produce her next pop album because that she’s a retirement plan of it’s own…as she has everyone sucked into her lies…including me…I am a fan of her small young Disney hormone modified body…she’s good…

To SEE ALL THE SLUTS AT THIS iHeartRadio Event….. CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Sep

Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

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Rihanna staged a bikini phototshoot in Thailand for her instagram…and these are the pictures…that I guess scream “I Love Myself and Everyone Should Love Me Too”…or “please give me more attention than I already Have”…because let’s face it, she’s Rihanna and the last thing she needs to be doing is staging bikini shoots for her instagram, she’s got all kinds of fame and fortune, and the only reason she would do something like this is because she likes being looked at…it all goes back to when she was a hooker in Barbados at 14….at least that’s my take on it…you know daddy issues…that no matter how much money she’s got…she still has…and I’m not complaining, I would just prefer if these had more anal sex in them….

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2013

23

Sep

Edita Vilkeviciute and Anja Rubik Nude for Vogue France of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute and Anja Rubik are a couple of models you may or may not have heard of…but who you would notice if you were in the same room as them…not because of their stunning beauty but because they would be a solid head taller than everyone else in the room…which is always the creepy thing about models…that people always forget when jerking off to pics of models…is that they are usually big and wide and look skinny, but are the kind of girl you’d want to have put you on her shoulders at a concert or any event so you can see the fucking crowd…

That said, these babes are naked for fashion not porn, and there’s a huge difference in being naked for porn and naked for fashion, and we all know that nudity, although fun to look at, is not a big deal, and is not as hot as seeing it getting cummed all over, and even if we want to see the nipple to tit ratio of every girl we’ve met or seen, doesn’t mean we get excited by nipple, I mean we aren’t Muslim or in the 1800s anymore…we are a little too desensitized for that shit…

The only thing that makes me laugh in all this is that I can’t land an advertiser for posting this because they call me porn, while it’s straight from the pages of Vogue, that makes tens of millions of dollars in advertising from the same pictures I’ve stolen from them…where is the justice…who knows…but here are the model tits…

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