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2013

29

Aug

Katie Holmes Weird Ass Flash of the Day

Everyone’s favorite robot, except maybe Tom Cruise’s favorite robot…because he is the man who turned her into a robot in the first place…who must hate her for turning her robot back on him and their religion…because that wasn’t in the fucking robot manual…when he abducted the bitch from the set of Dawson’s Creek and programmed…technology just wasn’t what it is now…

Well it looks like her rebellion has taken on new forms…and she’s venturing into the world of being a sex doll rather than one of those weirdo children of the corn style robots she was for so many years before and guess what…I am into it…but only because some of the best sex I’ve had has been with inanimate objects…

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2013

29

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini Ass on a Rock of the Day

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Friend of the site who doesn’t know she’s a friend of the site because she is too busy blocking me on social media and getting her dad to even go after me because he has something to prove after publicly humiliating her when she was 10…Ireland Baldwin posted some bikini pics of her on and her 7 foot tall body on a rock stretching in a bikini…and I figure at 17…and sexually active…you’ll probably like staring at the shit…even if her mom, Kim Bassinger is a lot hotter than her…the whole underage shit is a good selling factor…

Here is a video…

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2013

29

Aug

Emanuelle Chriqui’s Lookin’ Solid in a Bikini of the Day

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Canadian Moroccan Jewish Emanuelle Chriqui, who is actually from Montreal, where I live, but is one of those Montrealers who has gone hollywood with all of one show, who when she comes back to visit relatives, cuz those Moroccan Jews know how to breed and have family everywhere, acts too cool for anyone who talks to her, because that’s what forgetting your roots when you make all kinds of money and have all kinds of fans even though you only were on on show is all about…

Well she was in a bikini and it looked alright…considering how much of a cunt I hear she is, it looks like it’s average sized….but them titties…them titties be fertile…all ready to breed…to bad her boyfriend’s gay…But you wouldn’t know that because I cropped him out…and apparently, either does he…boom.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

29

Aug

Miley Cyrus Promo Pics for her New Album of the Day

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In the event you were wondering why Miley created a fake scandal at the VMAS with her bad twerking, despite calling herself a twerker and really promoting her twerking and her whole new “I fuck black dudes and love hip hop cuz hip hop is pop music and I am going to prove it”….lifestyle…the whole fuck you Disney, I may live in Beverly Hills in a 20 million dollar house that I never leave because I am a sheltered coddled LA brat, but I relate to urban music….bullshit that is being run by some executives somewhere…cuz they know it is good for business…She’s got everyone talking…and conveniently, her new hip pop album is going to be dropping soon, these are the promo pics, despite the last 5 months of her single, post-engagement life being promotional for this day…

I predict she will have a lot of songs that sound like she’s imitating or mocking rappers…but I also predict she’ll sell millions of copies..cuz she’s the hottest thing right now…and I’m totally down with her hustle…

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2013

29

Aug

Hayden Panettiere in Hooker Stance of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere managed to squeeze her fake tits she bought to balance out her broad manly back into a tight dress….

She posted this shit to the internet, pretending she was showing off her hair, as most attention seeking sluts who want to be subtle in their attention seeking slutting do…it’s like “Do you like this shirt” when her tits are hanging out, only even less obvious than that…she’s a clever little troll this one…isn’t she…

Anything is better than watching her do her circus act she was destined to do before the implants and I don’t just mean when she bangs her 7 foot tall husband..I’m talking the juggling while balancing on a ball act like the other midget clowns…

That said, I am all for girls embracing their inner slut and make it their outer slut…

It works for me….

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AWESOME TIGHT DRESS CLICK HERE

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2013

29

Aug

Hillbilly Ear Piercing of the Day

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I think this video is the video of the day because it really displays how doomed the next generation is…

They’ve grown up on the internet, watching idiots become famous for doing stupid shit, and they have no real concept of career or future, when all they really want to do is become internet famous…or to make people laugh…and get likes on Facebook or views on Youtube…

They don’t want to change the world they want to get high and fuck bitches…The whole world is shifting….and change is bad…but kids blow darting their faces while trying to shoot a viral video is so fucking good.

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2013

29

Aug

Tricia Helfer Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

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I generally hate Canadian women who make the move to LA and actually get work and stay in LA because they have these egos that are annoying to be around, like that they are more important than Canada, even if they are, it’s just annoying to be around, especially when you are trying to fuck.

I generally like Canadian women who make the move to LA and don’t make it, because not everyone in LA has a deep enough throat, or drive to destroy anyone that gets in their way of fame…

Tricia Helfer falls somewhere between the two, but she’s attending events which is a good thing but flaunting her tits hard, which is a good thing for us, but a desperate thing for her, making her the perfect amount of confusing for you to masturbate to…kinda like that time you jerked off to tranny porn.

To see her tits from all kinds of other angles CLICK HERE

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2013

29

Aug

Jodie Marsh Topless and Silly in ZOO of the Day

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Glamour model Jodie Marsh is ridiculous looking….in both face and tits..in the kind of way you really have to try to understand how she came to be. It’s like girls who look like this actually exist and aren’t just drawn up in comic books…shit is weird, but then again so is the whole UK Glamour model movement…all these low level trashy pigs with tits they are willing to show…getting some level of celebrity and famous/rich husbands in the process when really they should be dancing for 10 dollars a song…it just confuses me…but I guess I should know by now that tits get hits..and these tits…are just fuckin’ stupid…like some kind of novelty caliber tit…that I just can’t stop staring at.

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2013

29

Aug

Joanna Krupa Posing in a Bikini Top with a Water Gun of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is a squirter…and she’s into water sports…I mean that’s kinda what being a hooker is all about, you do what you can to get by…and in her case getting by involves being a whore Maxim model who scammed her way onto dancing with the stars…that led her to other shitty really shows and a rich boyfriend/husband to justify being on the reality show…all while remaining the very same whore she was as a 20 year old trying to make it…only at 50….and with a nicer house…I guess we can thank the communist work ethic her parents instilled in her after escaping communism…but I know I’d be happier if the gun in this picture was being used to exterminate trash like her from this otherwise beautiful world that doesn’t need more vapid useless materialistic cunts with fake tits.

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2013

29

Aug

Ginta Lapina for La Senza of the Day

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Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around….

She’s done a lot of fucking modelling, for a lot of brands, she’s 24 but she’s married to some 48 year old rich dude, like most of these communist girls do, and she’s still getting half naked for underwear companies owned by evil Victoria’s Secret, because it is good for her self esteem and self worth, but more importantly to her rich husband’s ego, if she’s still a working model…I mean not millionaire wants to fuck with an ex model, its bad for social events. Arm candy trophy wives must be signed by an agency.

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